Two and a Half Men · S10 · E7
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
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When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
Season 10
1I Changed My Mind About the Milk
21 minSep 27, 2012★ 5.0
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
2A Big Bag of Dog
20 minOct 4, 2012★ 5.7
Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
3Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
21 minOct 11, 2012★ 5.5
Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
4You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
21 minOct 18, 2012★ 6.1
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
5That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
20 minOct 25, 2012★ 5.9
Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
6Ferrets, Attack!
20 minNov 1, 2012★ 5.6
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
7Avoid the Chinese Mustard
21 minNov 8, 2012★ 5.4Now viewing
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
8Something My Gynecologist Said
21 minNov 15, 2012★ 5.9
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
9I Scream When I Pee
20 minNov 29, 2012★ 5.6
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
10One Nut Johnson
21 minDec 6, 2012★ 6.3
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
11Give Santa a Tail-Hole
22 minDec 13, 2012★ 6.0
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
12Welcome to Alancrest
22 minJan 3, 2013★ 5.9
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
13Grab a Feather and Get in Line
21 minJan 10, 2013★ 4.7
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
14Run, Steven Staven! Run!
21 minJan 31, 2013★ 6.0
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
21 minFeb 7, 2013★ 6.1
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
16Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
21 minFeb 14, 2013★ 5.8
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
17Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
21 minFeb 21, 2013★ 6.1
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
18The 9:04 from Pemberton
21 minMar 7, 2013★ 5.8
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
19Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
21 minMar 14, 2013★ 5.4
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
20Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
21 minApr 4, 2013★ 5.2
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
21Another Night with Neil Diamond
21 minApr 25, 2013★ 5.0
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
22My Bodacious Vidalia
21 minMay 2, 2013★ 5.8
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
23Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
22 minMay 9, 2013★ 5.6
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
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