Two and a Half Men

1Working for Caligula

22 minSep 18, 2006★ 6.1

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

2Who Is This Vod Kanockers?

22 minSep 25, 2006★ 7.1

Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.

3The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

21 minOct 2, 2006★ 7.0

Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.

4A Pot-Smokin' Monkey

21 minOct 9, 2006★ 7.1

Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.

5A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

21 minOct 16, 2006★ 7.2

Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake's dislike of his mother's fiancé.

6Apologies for the Frivolity

20 minOct 23, 2006★ 7.5

Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother's.

7Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

21 minNov 6, 2006★ 7.1

Berta's daughter, Naomi is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby's father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.

8Release the Dogs

22 minNov 13, 2006★ 7.2

Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.

9Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

21 minNov 20, 2006★ 7.0

Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

10Kissing Abe Lincoln

21 minNov 27, 2006★ 7.1

Worrying Charlie may get rid of one of them, Berta and Lydia fight over him. Meanwhile, Kandi does everything she can to stop Alan from selling their condo.

11Walnuts and Demerol

21 minDec 11, 2006★ 7.5

Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.

12Castrating Sheep in Montana

21 minJan 8, 2007★ 6.5

Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.

13Don't Worry, Speed Racer

21 minJan 22, 2007★ 6.6

Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancée, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.

14That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

22 minFeb 5, 2007★ 6.8

Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

15My Damn Stalker

22 minFeb 12, 2007★ 6.6

Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.

16Young People Have Phlegm Too

21 minFeb 19, 2007★ 7.1

Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".

17I Merely Slept with a Commie

22 minFeb 26, 2007★ 5.6

After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend's funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.

18It Never Rains in Hooterville

21 minMar 19, 2007★ 6.7

Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.

19Smooth as a Ken Doll

21 minApr 9, 2007★ 7.1

Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

21 minApr 16, 2007★ 7.2

Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.

21Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

22 minApr 23, 2007★ 6.1

Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

22Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

22 minApr 30, 2007★ 7.1

Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

21 minMay 7, 2007★ 7.3

Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie's distress.

24Prostitutes and Gelato

20 minMay 14, 2007★ 6.4

Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'