Two and a Half Men

1I Changed My Mind About the Milk

21 minSep 27, 2012★ 5.0

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

2A Big Bag of Dog

20 minOct 4, 2012★ 5.7

Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

3Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

21 minOct 11, 2012★ 5.5

Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

4You Do Know What the Lollipop's For

21 minOct 18, 2012★ 6.1

Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

5That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

20 minOct 25, 2012★ 5.9

Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

6Ferrets, Attack!

20 minNov 1, 2012★ 5.6

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

7Avoid the Chinese Mustard

21 minNov 8, 2012★ 5.4

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

8Something My Gynecologist Said

21 minNov 15, 2012★ 5.9

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

9I Scream When I Pee

20 minNov 29, 2012★ 5.6

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

10One Nut Johnson

21 minDec 6, 2012★ 6.3

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

11Give Santa a Tail-Hole

22 minDec 13, 2012★ 6.0

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

12Welcome to Alancrest

22 minJan 3, 2013★ 5.9

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

13Grab a Feather and Get in Line

21 minJan 10, 2013★ 4.7

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

14Run, Steven Staven! Run!

21 minJan 31, 2013★ 6.0

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

21 minFeb 7, 2013★ 6.1

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

16Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

21 minFeb 14, 2013★ 5.8

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

17Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

21 minFeb 21, 2013★ 6.1

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

18The 9:04 from Pemberton

21 minMar 7, 2013★ 5.8

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

19Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

21 minMar 14, 2013★ 5.4

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

20Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

21 minApr 4, 2013★ 5.2

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

21Another Night with Neil Diamond

21 minApr 25, 2013★ 5.0

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

22My Bodacious Vidalia

21 minMay 2, 2013★ 5.8

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

23Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

22 minMay 9, 2013★ 5.6

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.