Two and a Half Men

1Nangnangnangnang

21 minSep 26, 2013★ 5.8

Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.

2I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

21 minOct 3, 2013★ 5.1

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.

3This Unblessed Biscuit

22 minOct 10, 2013★ 5.9

Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.

4Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

21 minOct 17, 2013★ 5.4

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.

5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

21 minOct 24, 2013★ 5.3

Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.

6Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

21 minNov 7, 2013★ 5.3

When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

7Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

21 minNov 14, 2013★ 6.1

Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

21 minNov 21, 2013★ 5.6

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.

9Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

21 minDec 5, 2013★ 5.1

Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.

10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

21 minDec 12, 2013★ 5.2

Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.

11Tazed in the Lady Nuts

21 minJan 2, 2014★ 5.2

Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

21 minJan 9, 2014★ 5.8

Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.

13Bite Me, Supreme Court

21 minJan 30, 2014★ 4.9

Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.

14Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

21 minFeb 6, 2014★ 4.8

Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.

15Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

21 minFeb 27, 2014★ 5.8

Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.

16How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

21 minMar 6, 2014★ 6.2

Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.

17Welcome Home, Jake

21 minMar 13, 2014★ 5.2

Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.

18West Side Story

21 minApr 3, 2014★ 5.3

Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.

19Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

22 minApr 10, 2014★ 6.5

After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.

20Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

21 minApr 24, 2014★ 5.9

Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.

21Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

21 minMay 1, 2014★ 5.1

Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

22Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

21 minMay 8, 2014★ 5.5

Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.