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Family Guy

  • TV-14
  • 1999–
  • 24 seasons
  • Animation, Comedy
  • 7.4

Don't die laughing. We could get sued.

Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.

Episodes

16 episodes
  1. 1Love Blactually

    22 minSep 28, 20086.1

    Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn. However, Cleveland soon sweeps Carolyn off her feet, and Brian must do anything he can do, to win her back, even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta.

  2. 2I Dream of Jesus

    22 minOct 5, 20087.1

    When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "Surfin' Bird," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, and he runs into a familiar face and ends up hanging out with Jesus Christ.

  3. 3Road to Germany

    22 minOct 19, 20087.5

    Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they find him, the Nazis invade and Mort is taken to Germany, where Stewie and Brian must go to save him, as well as find a way back to the present.

  4. 4Baby Not On Board

    22 minNov 2, 20086.9

    Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that they had forgotten to bring Stewie with them; when they do, they must make their way home posthaste.

  5. 5The Man with Two Brians

    22 minNov 9, 20087.2

    Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog, New Brian, to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't like the idea at all.

  6. 6Tales of a Third Grade Nothing

    22 minNov 16, 20086.8

    Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog.

  7. 7Ocean's Three and a Half

    22 minFeb 15, 20097.3

    After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt.

  8. 8Family Gay

    22 minMar 8, 20096.5

    After buying a brain-damaged horse, which causes over $100,000 worth of damage, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. One of the genes he is injected with turns him gay, which later results in him leaving Lois for another man. Although the family is crushed, they quickly realise the most important thing is that Peter is happy.

  9. 9The Juice Is Loose

    22 minMar 15, 20096.5

    Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.

  10. 10FOX-y Lady

    22 minMar 22, 20096.8

    Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.

  11. 11Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

    22 minMar 29, 20097.4

    Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.

  12. 12420

    22 minApr 19, 20097.1

    Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.

  13. 13Stew-Roids

    22 minApr 26, 20097.2

    Stewie starts going to the gym with Peter after he gets beaten up by Joe's baby daughter Susie, but just when it seems that his hard work is paying off, Peter reveals that he's been giving him anabolic steroid. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating a popular girl at school, only to see her popularity subside.

  14. 14We Love You, Conrad

    22 minMay 3, 20097.1

    When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian is getting married, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows. The next morning, he wakes up with more than a hangover. After realizing he has hooked up with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad, he wants to run and hide. When Brian discovers Lauren is nothing like how she's portrayed on TV, he thinks he may have found his perfect match – if only he can let Jillian go.

  15. 15Three Kings

    22 minMay 10, 20097.3

    Peter imagines his friends and family in three of Stephen King's most famous works. Stand by Me parody - Twelve-year old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery. Misery parody - Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be "rescued" by his "number one fan," Stewie. The Shawshank Redemption parody - Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.

  16. 16Peter's Progress

    22 minMay 17, 20096.7

    Peter learns from a psychic through a palm reading that he had a fascinating past life in the 17th century as Griffin Peterson, a dignified English gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in the newly founded American colony of Quahog.

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Series cast

Seth MacFarlanePeter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)456 episodes
Alex BorsteinLois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)456 episodes
Seth GreenChris Griffin (voice)456 episodes
Mila KunisMeg Griffin (voice)449 episodes
Patrick WarburtonJoe Swanson / Superman (voice)210 episodes
Mike HenryJohn Herbert / Consuela (voice)195 episodes
Rachael MacFarlaneJennifer (voice)116 episodes
Kevin Michael RichardsonDrill Sergeant (voice)109 episodes
John VienerRoger (voice)105 episodes
Gary ColeBilly's Father (voice)95 episodes
Adam WestMayor Adam West (voice) (archive sound)92 episodes
Jennifer TillyBonnie Swanson (voice)91 episodes
Arif ZahirCleveland Brown (voice)88 episodes
Ralph GarmanDustin Hoffman (voice)88 episodes
Alec SulkinJesus Christ / Dog / Excavator (voice)60 episodes
Danny SmithJanitor #2 (voice)58 episodes
Lori AlanDiane Simmons / Coco (voice)50 episodes
Damien FaheyHusband (voice)47 episodes

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