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Family Guy

  • TV-14
  • 1999–
  • 24 seasons
  • Animation, Comedy
  • 7.4

Don't die laughing. We could get sued.

Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.

Episodes

20 episodes
  1. 1The Boys in the Band

    24 minSep 25, 20166.6

    Stewie and Brian form a band aimed at children, but face a breakup when they set their eyes on the same girl. Meanwhile, Chris gets a job as Quagmire's personal assistant for his sex life.

  2. 2Bookie of the Year

    22 minOct 2, 20166.1

    Brian and Lois decide it's time for Chris to work out his anger management issues by taking up a sport. Chris surprises everyone and becomes a star baseball pitcher, which turns Peter into a gambling father, as he bets on his son's baseball games. Meanwhile, Stewie, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. attempt to open an Italian restaurant.

  3. 3American Gigg-olo

    22 minOct 16, 20167.0

    After the local airline pilots go on strike, Quagmire looks for new work and becomes a gigolo. When his clients begin to avoid paying for his services, he asks Peter for help getting his money. Meanwhile, Brian is kicked off Peter’s health insurance, so he gets a job at a hardware store, until Stewie gets him fired and things get medical.

  4. 4Inside Family Guy

    22 minOct 23, 20166.6

    Family Guy takes viewers behind the scenes of a regular production week, with James Woods as the guide. See the ins-and-outs of what goes into the making of an episode and watch the drama unfold as Peter is replaced and ends up in the office of Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEOs Dana Walden and Gary Newman to pitch his very own new series.

  5. 5Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

    22 minNov 6, 20167.0

    Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her music takes a hit. Meanwhile, Peter decides to try a new profession and sees firsthand what it's like to be an Uber driver.

  6. 6Hot Shots

    22 minNov 13, 20166.5

    In order to "save" Stewie from autism, Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate him and then proceed to convince the rest of Quahog to follow suit. Stewie runs away to save himself from diseases until Sean Penn swoops in to save the day and brings vaccines to the whole town.

  7. 7High School English

    22 minNov 20, 20167.1

    In an anthology episode, the cast reenacts three classic pieces of literature commonly taught in high school: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men".

  8. 8Carter and Tricia

    22 minDec 4, 20165.8

    Carter buys the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Peter overhears the plan and runs and tells investigative journalist Tricia Takanawa about Carter's plan to use toxic chemicals in the beer cans. Meanwhile, Brian's drivers' license has expired and he enlists Stewie as an instructor.

  9. 9How the Griffin Stole Christmas

    24 minDec 11, 20166.8

    Peter fills in for Santa at the mall, but lets the power go to his head when he realises just what he can get away with. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become holiday office-party crashers.

  10. 10Passenger Fatty-Seven

    24 minJan 8, 20177.3

    Quagmire lands free plane tickets for the guys' trip to San Francisco, but they begin to doubt his flying abilities after getting a look at the auto-pilot function. While in the air, sudden events give Quagmire's skills a run for the money.

  11. 11Gronkowsbees

    22 minJan 15, 20176.3

    Rob Gronkowski moves into the house behind the Griffins. Stewie raises bees and sells honey at the farmers market.

  12. 12Peter's Def Jam

    23 minFeb 12, 20176.6

    The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. Meanwhile, back at the Griffin home, Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's bedroom and the two have roommate difficulties.

  13. 13The Finer Strings

    24 minFeb 19, 20176.5

    The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to be Carter's seeing eye dog and enjoys the life of luxury a little too much

  14. 14The Dating Game

    22 minMar 5, 20176.6

    Quagmire discovers the “dating” app Tinder, forcing Peter, Joe and Cleveland to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that he has scoliosis and learns the perks of his latest diagnosis

  15. 15Cop and a Half-Wit

    22 minMar 12, 20176.8

    Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Meanwhile, Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion.

  16. 16Saturated Fat Guy

    22 minMar 19, 20177.3

    In an attempt to avoid eating the healthy food that Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods. Meanwhile, Meg joins a roller derby team, despite Chris thinking it’s too dangerous

  17. 17Peter's Lost Youth

    22 minMar 26, 20176.5

    Peter gets jealous of Lois when she upstages him at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home when Meg is left to babysit him

  18. 18The Peter Principal

    23 minApr 30, 20176.9

    Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, and Meg uses his new power to get even with her bullies. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie open a bed & breakfast that quickly turns into a brothel.

  19. 19Dearly Deported

    23 minMay 22, 20176.8

    When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. After learning that Isabella can't come back to the U.S., the Griffins go to Mexico to return her children.

  20. 20A House Full of Peters

    23 minMay 22, 20176.7

    Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when many of his children show up unannounced to his house.

Where to watch Family Guy

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Series cast

Seth MacFarlanePeter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)456 episodes
Alex BorsteinLois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)456 episodes
Seth GreenChris Griffin (voice)456 episodes
Mila KunisMeg Griffin (voice)449 episodes
Patrick WarburtonJoe Swanson as Wise Man (voice)210 episodes
Mike HenryDad (voice)195 episodes
Rachael MacFarlaneRoom Service / Beauty Academy Secretary (voice)116 episodes
Kevin Michael RichardsonJerome / Dognapper's Accomplice (voice)109 episodes
John VienerDoctor (voice)105 episodes
Gary ColePrincipal Shepherd (voice)95 episodes
Adam WestAdam West (voice)92 episodes
Jennifer TillyBonnie Swanson (voice)91 episodes
Arif ZahirCleveland Brown (voice)88 episodes
Ralph GarmanCriminal (voice)88 episodes
Alec SulkinSharhooz (voice)60 episodes
Danny SmithBuskin (voice)58 episodes
Lori AlanDiane Simmons / Charles Lindbergh's Wife (voice)50 episodes
Damien FaheyBrad Pitt (voice)47 episodes

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