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Family Guy

  • TV-14
  • 1999–
  • 24 seasons
  • Animation, Comedy
  • 7.4

Don't die laughing. We could get sued.

Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.

Episodes

Meet the Griffins: Peter, the big loveable oaf who always says what's on his mind. Lois, the doting mother who can't figure out why her baby son keeps trying to kill her. Their daughter Meg, the teen drama queen who's constantly embarrassed by her family. Chris, the beefy 13-year-old who wouldn't hurt a fly, unless it landed on his hot dog. Stewie, the maniacal one-year-old bent on world domination. And Brian, the sarcastic dog with a wit as dry as the martinis he drinks. The animated adventures of this outrageous family will have your whole family laughing out loud.

7 episodes
  1. 1Death Has a Shadow

    23 minJan 31, 19997.4

    After Peter heavily drinks at a bachelor party, even though he told Lois he would not, he gets fired from his job at the Happy-go-Lucky toy factory for being hung over. Peter soon applies for welfare, but after a mix-up, gets sent a check for $150,000. Eventually, Lois finds out, and Peter decides to return the money by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl. He is arrested as a result, and his family ends up coming to his rescue.

  2. 2I Never Met the Dead Man

    23 minApr 11, 19997.3

    While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into the town satellite dish, which knocks out the city's cable. He promises Meg that if she takes the blame, he'll get her a car. Without TV, Peter goes crazy, which drives the family insane. Meanwhile, after refusing to eat the broccoli that Lois gives him, Stewie attempts to build a weather control device that would destroy all vegetables.

  3. 3Chitty Chitty Death Bang

    23 minApr 18, 19996.9

    Peter Allows Meg to go to a party with her new friend. This angers Lois because its the same day as Stewie's birthday. What Meg doesn't know is that she's actually attending a cult meeting. Peter comes to pick up Meg, when the Cult Leader follows. Stewie believes him to be the "Man in White", trying to return him to the womb.

  4. 4Mind Over Murder

    23 minApr 25, 19997.4

    At Chris' soccer game, Peter gets into a fight with a woman, that he thought was a man, and punches her in the face. After being placed under house arrest, Peter becomes restless and ends up turning the basement into a full bar. Lois begins singing each night and becomes the main attraction. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a time machine in order to avoid teething pain, but ends up taking back much more than that.

  5. 5A Hero Sits Next Door

    23 minMay 1, 19997.2

    When the Griffin Family gets new neighbors that move in next door, Lois quickly becomes friends with Bonnie, Meg soon becomes attracted to their son, Kevin, and Peter becomes annoyed by the entire situation. After Peter injures the best player on his company's baseball team, Mr. Weed forces him to find a replacement, so Peter quickly changes his mind about his neighbors and invites Joe to play. When Joe shows up at the game, Peter learns that he is in a wheelchair. Joe ends up being the star of the game, which makes Peter jealous, as he wants to be a hero too. Peter ends up trying to stop a bank robbery to prove his value, but ends up getting caught up in the whole situation.

  6. 6The Son Also Draws

    23 minMay 2, 19997.0

    Chris loses interest in being a youth scout, as he would rather pursue drawing and art instead. The Scout Master then kicks Chris out of the scouts. Peter then takes the family to the Big Apple to try to get Chris reinstated back into the scouts. After Peter takes a wrong turn on the way, the family ends up at a Native American casino. Lois then gets obsessed with the slot machines while Peter goes on a vision quest to prove that he has Native American blood in him.

  7. 7Brian: Portrait of a Dog

    23 minMay 15, 19997.0

    When a heat wave hits Quahog, Peter gets Brian to enter a dog show to win $500 so that the family can get a new air conditioner. When they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian walks out on the family and Peter replaces him with a cat. Brian struggles to assert his civil rights and soon ends up at the pound. Luckily, Peter is able to bail him out by bribing the judge.

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Series cast

Seth MacFarlanePeter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)456 episodes
Alex BorsteinLois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)456 episodes
Seth GreenChris Griffin (voice)456 episodes
Mila KunisMeg Griffin (voice)449 episodes
Patrick WarburtonJoe Swanson / Superman (voice)210 episodes
Mike HenryJohn Herbert / Consuela (voice)195 episodes
Rachael MacFarlaneJennifer (voice)116 episodes
Kevin Michael RichardsonDrill Sergeant (voice)109 episodes
John VienerRoger (voice)105 episodes
Gary ColeBilly's Father (voice)95 episodes
Adam WestMayor Adam West (voice) (archive sound)92 episodes
Jennifer TillyBonnie Swanson (voice)91 episodes
Arif ZahirCleveland Brown (voice)88 episodes
Ralph GarmanDustin Hoffman (voice)88 episodes
Alec SulkinJesus Christ / Dog / Excavator (voice)60 episodes
Danny SmithJanitor #2 (voice)58 episodes
Lori AlanDiane Simmons / Coco (voice)50 episodes
Damien FaheyHusband (voice)47 episodes

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