Family Guy
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Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.
Episodes
1Lottery Fever
22 minSep 25, 2011★ 6.9
Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can’t handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.
2Seahorse Seashell Party (II)
22 minOct 2, 2011★ 7.1
While the Griffins are housebound during a hurricane, Brian ingests psychedelic mushrooms. He sees bizarre and unsettling things, and acts accordingly. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is bored and irritable, and Meg finally lashes out at Chris, Lois and Peter for all the crap they've given her. The crossover starts on The Cleveland Show S03E02 The Hurricane (I). It continues on American Dad! S08E02 Hurricane! (III).
3Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q
22 minOct 30, 2011★ 6.6
When Quagmire recovers from his "accident" he learns that his sister Brenda needs his help.
4Stewie Goes for a Drive
22 minNov 6, 2011★ 7.1
Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter.
5Back to the Pilot
22 minNov 13, 2011★ 8.0
Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.
6Thanksgiving
22 minNov 20, 2011★ 6.7
Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.
7Amish Guy
22 minNov 27, 2011★ 6.3
On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.
8Cool Hand Peter
22 minDec 4, 2011★ 7.0
Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.
9Grumpy Old Man
22 minDec 11, 2011★ 6.8
It’s winter in Quahog, and Lois’ parents take Stewie away on a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire. Peter and Lois take the clan to Florida to check out some fine retirement communities, but Carter refuses to go down without a fight.
10Meg and Quagmire
22 minJan 8, 2012★ 7.0
When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.
11The Blind Side
22 minJan 15, 2012★ 7.3
Brian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can't stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new staircase.
12Livin' on a Prayer
22 minJan 29, 2012★ 7.3
When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.
13Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream
22 minFeb 12, 2012★ 6.0
When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.
14Be Careful What You Fish For
22 minFeb 19, 2012★ 7.2
After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin, the dolphin moves to Quahog.
15Burning Down the Bayit
22 minMar 4, 2012★ 6.7
Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money
16Killer Queen
22 minMar 11, 2012★ 7.1
Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover frightens Stewie.
17Forget-Me-Not
22 minMar 18, 2012★ 7.8
After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything and that the town has been deserted.
18You Can't Do That on Television, Peter
22 minApr 1, 2012★ 6.9
When Peter's favorite kiddie show gets canceled, he decides to create and star in his own. Meanwhile, Meg starts an internship for Dr. Hartman.
19Mr. & Mrs. Stewie
22 minApr 29, 2012★ 7.1
Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship.
20Leggo My Meg-O
22 minMay 6, 2012★ 7.3
Meg's exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on an action-packed rescue mission..
21Tea Peter
22 minMay 13, 2012★ 6.5
When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.
22Viewer Mail #2
22 minMay 20, 2012★ 7.2
One mini-episode introduces a British version of the Griffins. A comedian takes over Quahog in another. And a third views the world from Stewie's POV.
23Internal Affairs
22 minMay 20, 2012★ 6.8
Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.
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