Unhappily Ever After

1Hot Off the Presses

30 minSep 7, 1997

When Tiffany gets to be the gossip writer for the school newspaper, she writes a story about Mr. Monteleone loving sheep.

2Experimenting in College

30 minSep 14, 1997

For a project, the class must find what the opposite sex wants. For her project, Tiffany pretends to be stupid around a guy. Ryan begis acting like a girl for his.

3The Ghost and Mr. Malloy

30 minSep 21, 1997

Guy Macaroon tells the family that Jennie has died by falling asleep on a tanning machine. So the family must give her a good funeral to stop her ghost from pestering them.

4Exorcising Jennie

30 minSep 28, 1997

When Jennie's ghost continues to pester the family, they call Father Guido Sarducci to perform and excorcism.

5We Got Next

30 minOct 5, 1997

Mindy, a girl on the basketball team with a crush on Ryan, beats him in basketball. Ryan is embarassed when Mindy tells the whole school, so he challenges her to a rematch witht he school watching.

6Sorority Girl

30 minOct 12, 1997

To join a sorority, Tiffany and Amber have to be slaves to Ryan. Ryan doesn't notice that his sorority is gay. Seeing Ryan and Tiffany enjoying college, Jack puts down that he is a college graduate on his resume and he becomes a doctor and an accountant.

7Ryan, Vampire Slayer

30 minOct 26, 1997

After being denied by Bunny Mufflewits for a date, Ryan gets the mark to be a vampire slayer and uses Tiffany and Ross for bait.

8Cyber-Tiffany

30 minNov 2, 1997

Tiffany is arrested when Ryan uses her name and picture for his cyber sex internet scam.

9Tiffany, the Home Wrecker

30 minNov 9, 1997

When Tiffany breaks up a couple by asking the guy for the time, she begins to think he is her boyfriend, without meeting him. Ryan starts getting sympathy from girls who have been dumped.

10Little Miss Perfect

30 minNov 16, 1997

Ryan meets a cute girl named Bitsy Berg. She actually takes a liking to Ryan. The only thing is she is way too perky and can't stop talking in a fast,ditzy tone of voice. Ryan invites her over for dinner. The family can't believe she's so talkative. Ryan gives Bitzy a big smile,while the rest of the family are about ready to kill her. Ryan thinks that ""she could be the one."" But we find out that Ryan was just one of a long list of men she had to sleep with as part of a sorority initiation.

11The One Kevin's Directing

30 minNov 23, 1997

Barbara, the attractive new girl at Northridge Junior Colege who is a network executive, flirts with Jack. Jennie and Tiffany tell Jack to flirt back so that they can get a network meeting.

12Teacher of the Year

30 minDec 14, 1997

Tiffany decides to present Mr.Peebody as Teacher of the Year, with dinner at her house, and later finds out that he is an escaped murderer.

13Ryan's Labour Lost

30 minJan 11, 1998

Ryan must work as the night janitor to pay off a school computer he destroyed. He finds the answers to an exam in the trash can and starts selling them to other students.

14Undercover Cheerleader

30 minJan 18, 1998

After writing a report on Ryan cheating on a test, Tiffany decides to go under cover as a cheerleader in order to expose them for her paper.

15Chaste Makes Waste

30 minFeb 1, 1998

Tiffany plans on losing her virginity to her new boyfriend, but she finds he is saving himself for marriage.

16Teacher's Pet

30 minFeb 8, 1998

Ryan's career aptitude test reveals that he should be a teacher, so he becomes the student teacher in Ross's class. Ryan accidentally kills Ross's teacher, Mr. Moss, by stabbing him with scissors so he takes over the class. Ross's girlfriend, a twelve-year-old named Kitty, has a crush on Ryan so Ryan has Tiffany pretend to be his girlfriend.

17Let's Get Ready to Rum Ball

30 minFeb 15, 1998

When Tiffany goes on a weekend ski trip and wakes up in bed and tied up with her skies, she decides to think back to what happen, while Ryan says that he beated up the Abominal Snowman and while Ross witnesses Jack and Jeannie having a high old time while Tiffany and Ryan were away.

18Triple Play

30 minFeb 22, 1998

After making an unassisted triple play in baseball, Ryan starts starring in many commercials and making some money and fame along the way.

19Tiffany's Birthday

30 minApr 26, 1998

When figuring out that she is now 20, Tiffany remodels her room and thinks that she is old, while Jack and Jeannie fight over who is her most favorite parent.

20The Old West

30 minMay 3, 1998

When Tiffany finds an old western book while planting some flowers, she thinks of what it would be like to live in those times.

21The Clip Show

30 minMay 10, 1998

When Ross nails shut the front door in order for everyone except Jeannie to watch his five hour story, Jack, Tiffany, and Ryan think about (in order of names before) Floppy and Women and Beer, Clothes Clothes Clothes, and Lightning boy.