Unhappily Ever After

1Tiffany's Rival

30 minSep 8, 1996

At the start of the school year, Sable, a girl who is as smart and beautiful as Tiffany, comes to Priddy High and Tiffany and her become rivals after exhcanging secrets.

2Beach Party

30 minSep 15, 1996

On a ""ditch day"" at school, Tiffany competes with Sable for Moondoggie, a surfer. Jennie doesn't want to be home when the maide comes, so she asks sick Jack to take her to the beach.

3Angel Gone Bad

30 minSep 22, 1996

When Tiffany starts taking fake prom pictures with nerds and leaving sexy messages on their answering machines for the money, it blows her Princeton scholarship.

4The Temptation of Jack

30 minSep 29, 1996

After Jennie makes Jack go talk to Morgana, Sable's mother, Morgana tries to seduce Jack. Meanwhile, Ryan becomes Sable's boyfriend, but it seems more like he's her slave.

5Lightning Boy

30 minOct 6, 1996

After getting zapped by lightning, Ryan is convinced that he is a super hero named Lightning Boy.

6Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!

30 minOct 13, 1996

Jack becomes lonely when Jennie gets Tiffany addicted to bingo.

7Halloween XXVII

30 minOct 30, 1996

The Mad Hair Hacker goes after Tiffany, Sable, and Amber, a friend of Tiffany's, to chop their long hair. Meanwhile, Jack and Jennie look forward to terrorizing the neighborhood kids and giving them candy cigarettes on Halloween.

8Rock 'n' Roll

30 minNov 3, 1996

Ryan gets angry when Tiffany changes his band and they become a success. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy starts going in the washer to get into alternate worlds.

9The Pride of the Injuns

30 minNov 10, 1996

When Sable starts playing a sport for her scholarship, Tiffany joins the volleyball team.

10Eating Hollywood

30 minNov 17, 1996

When the family goes to The House of Hollywood restaurant, Jennie expects to see stars, but only sees Erik Estrada, who she doesn't recognize.

11High and Dry

30 minNov 24, 1996

Jack and Jennie think Ryan is on drugs when they finds globs and globs of his sweat in the car.

12The Tell-Tale Lipstick

30 minDec 15, 1996

When Tiffany decides she wants to do something bad, she steals some lipstick and becomes a rebel.

13Sternberg

30 minJan 19, 1997

14The President

30 minFeb 2, 1997

After Tiffany nominates Ryan for school president, he makes rules that benefit himself. Jack and Jeane have to do Ryan's homework so that he can maintain a C average.

15Tiffany on the Wild Side

30 minFeb 9, 1997

Jack can't stand it when Tiffany begins dating Johnny Stompanado, a biker. Jennie remembers her biker boyfriend.

16The Potato Rebellion

30 minFeb 16, 1997

Ryan, Tiffany, and their friends protest against the school's disgusting mashed potatoes. Meanwhile, Jack suffers from insomnia.

17B-Minus Blues

30 minFeb 23, 1997

Tiffany gets a B- on her essay because she doesn't agree with Mr. Monteleone's, her teacher's, opinion. Ryan repeats everything Mr. Monteleone tells him for his reports and does great. Meanwhile, Jack and Mr. Floppy decide to make a movie with naked women.

18From Russia with Love

30 minApr 20, 1997

Ryan gets a mail order bride.

19Little Ice Cream Shop of Horrors

30 minApr 27, 1997

Tiffany must work at an ice cream parlor.

20Shampoo

30 minMay 4, 1997

Tiffany's advice causes Ryan to get lots of women at his new job as a hairdresser. Jack worries that Ryan is gay because of his new job, but respects him when he sees the women Ryan is getting.

21College!

30 minMay 11, 1997

Jack goes to a loan shark for the $18,000 for Tiffany to go to Harvard. But Tiffany turns down the Harvard scholarship and decides to go to Northridge Junior College with Ryan when she meets Professor Alfred, a professor there. She soon finds Professor Alfred is going to teach at Harvard and Mr. Monteleone is taking his spot.

22The Joy of Meat

30 minMay 18, 1997

Ross makes the family become vegetarians so he can win an environmentalist award with a $10,000 check. But Tiffany won't give in.