Late Show with David Letterman

1Will Ferrell, Tom Dreesen

Aug 20, 2001

Dave announces that instead of "whatever," from now on he will be saying "wherever"; during a segment called "While We Were Out," the male staff members commemorate a minor design change on the stage by sitting in Dave's chair buck naked; Will Ferrell makes a threating message in song to Barbra Streisand.

2Bob Newhart, Maxwell

Aug 21, 2001

3National Hollerin' Champions, Julia Stiles, Habib Koite & Bamada

Aug 22, 2001

4Brooke Shields, John McEnroe, Joe Henry

Aug 23, 2001

5Eric Kraff, Goran Ivanisevic

Aug 24, 2001

6Connie Chung

Aug 27, 2001

Dave points out that Tony Mendez is mentioned in this week's "Talk of the Town" column in The New Yorker. Later, Jude Brennan makes her last appearance as the bitchy "Mrs. Letterman."

7Jason Biggs, Daniel Tosh, Etta James

Aug 28, 2001

8Charles Grodin, Michael Franti & Spearhead

Aug 29, 2001

9Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon

Aug 30, 2001

Mayor Guiliani interrupts Dave's monologue; Sarah Jessica Parker promotes "Sex & the City."

10Helen Fielding, Al Lubel

Aug 31, 2001

11Tom Arnold, Brandi Chastain, Ralph Stanley & The Whites

Sep 3, 2001

12David Schwimmer, Bjork

Sep 4, 2001

13Carson Daly, US Marine Corps

Sep 5, 2001

14Tim Robbins, Amy Sedaris, Jimmy Eat World

Sep 6, 2001

15Eugene Levy, Rich Hall

Sep 7, 2001

16Dan Rather, Regis Philbin

Sep 17, 2001

In the first show following the terrorist destruction of the World Trade Center, Dave welcomes CBS anchorman Dan Rather and Regis Philbin.

17Bryant Gumbel, Denis Leary, Tori Amos

Sep 18, 2001

18Matthew Broderick, John Miller, Odetta & The Boys Choir of Harlem

Sep 19, 2001

19Walter Cronkite, Will Ferrell, Jewel

Sep 20, 2001

20Merideth Viera, Stephen Ambrose, Sheryl Crow, Emmylou Harris, and Gillian Welch

Sep 21, 2001

21Rudolph Giuliani, Katie Harmon

Sep 24, 2001

Dave welcomes national hero Rudy Guiliani to the show for the first time since the WTC disaster.

22Marcia Gay Harden, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Pete Yorn

Sep 25, 2001

23Thomas Von Essen, Ben Stiller, Tenacious D

Sep 26, 2001

24Hillary Clinton, Cast of '42nd Street'

Sep 27, 2001

25Jason Alexander, Don Zimmer, Wyclef Jean

Sep 28, 2001

26Elton John, Steve Zahn

Oct 1, 2001

27Kate Beckinsale, Chris Kattan, Sarah Harmer

Oct 2, 2001

28John Cusack, Grant Paulsen, Joe Strummer

Oct 3, 2001

During "What's the Deal With Old Guys and Enormous Glasses?" Dave wears a 70's-era pair of specs; John Cusack promotes Serendipity.

29Owen Wilson, Lisa Ling, Ryan Adams

Oct 4, 2001

Paul composes a song about people that look like Burt Reynolds; Owen Wilson plugs Zoolander.

30Joshua Jackson, Tiki Barber, Emo Phillips

Oct 5, 2001

Alan gives dating tips; Joshua Jackson promotes the upcoming season premiere of "Dawson's Creek;" Emo Philips does a stand-up routine on Dave's show for the first time since 1989.

31Farrah Fawcett, Tina Fey, Garbage

Oct 8, 2001

32Tom Cavanagh, Steve Hartman, Leona Naess

Oct 9, 2001

33Nathan Lane, Cokie Roberts

Oct 10, 2001

34Bruce Willis, Cody Arens, Alicia Keys

Oct 11, 2001

Out of the blue, Dave compliments the New York State Police, but Paul smells a rat. Dave claims he wasn't pulled over again. Meanwhile, Bruce Willis plays "drums" with his head and 7-year-old child actor Cody Arens plugs Riding in Cars with Boys.

35Rose McGowen, Sarah Vowell, Jim Gaffigan

Oct 12, 2001

36Steve Kroft, Bruce McCall, John Mellencamp

Oct 15, 2001

37Jack Hannah, Justin Long, Daniel Rodriguez

Oct 16, 2001

38Ethan Hawke, Judith Miller, Quincy Jones

Oct 17, 2001

39John McCain, Brittany Murphy, Macy Gray

Oct 18, 2001

40Kevin Kline, Richard Holbrooke, Caroline Rhea

Oct 19, 2001

41David Hyde Pierce, U2

Oct 29, 2001

42David Spade, Marv Albert, Laurie Anderson

Oct 30, 2001

43Kevin Spacey, Amy Sedaris

Oct 31, 2001

44Tom Brokaw, Gene Catron

Nov 1, 2001

45John Travolta, Harland Williams

Nov 2, 2001

46Jack Black, Tony Bennett

Nov 5, 2001

47Billy Crystal, Britney Spears

Nov 6, 2001

48Marge Helgenberger, Gil de Ferran, Lyle Lovett

Nov 7, 2001

49Stupid Pet Tricks, Vince Vaughn, Faith Evans

Nov 8, 2001

50Richard Dreyfus, Brett Butler

Nov 9, 2001

51Martin Lawrence, Natalie Merchant

Nov 12, 2001

52Barbara Walters, David Radcliffe, Natalie Merchant

Nov 13, 2001

53Harry Connick Jr., Bernie Mac

Nov 14, 2001

54Steve Martin, Earl Scruggs

Nov 15, 2001

55Richard Harris, George Carlin

Nov 16, 2001

56Kevin James, Deion Sanders

Nov 19, 2001

57Julia Roberts, Shelby Lynne

Nov 20, 2001

58Jenna Elfman, Kid Rock

Nov 21, 2001

59David Sedaris, Five for Fighting

Nov 22, 2001

60Ray Romano, Mitch Hedberg

Nov 23, 2001

61Kelly Ripa, Mort Sahl

Nov 26, 2001

62George Clooney, Martha Stewart

Nov 27, 2001

63Noah Wyle, George Miller, Carole King

Nov 28, 2001

64Julia Stiles, Jeff Gordon

Nov 29, 2001

65Jada Pinkett Smith, Thomas Friedman

Nov 30, 2001

66Ellen DeGeneres, Dave Gorman, Kelly Goldsmith

Dec 10, 2001

67Mariah Carey, Elijah Wood, Stereophonics

Dec 11, 2001

68Andy Garcia, Chris Matthews

Dec 12, 2001

69Kid Scientists, Liv Tyler, Cake

Dec 13, 2001

70Michelle Pfeiffer, Dennis Regan

Dec 14, 2001

71Meg Ryan, Diana Krall

Dec 17, 2001

72Kevin Spacey, Jerome Bettis, Jane Monheit

Dec 18, 2001

73Jamie Foxx, Rhys Ifans, Darlene Love

Dec 19, 2001

74Marisa Tomei, Lenny Kravitz

Dec 20, 2001

75Peter Jennings, Tom Ryan

Dec 21, 2001

76Ian McKellan, Phil Simms

Dec 26, 2001

77Rudolph Giuliani, P.O.D.

Dec 27, 2001

78Lauren Graham, Eddie Brill

Dec 28, 2001

79Gwyneth Paltrow, Starsailor

Jan 7, 2002

80Cate Blanchett, Timothy Treadwell

Jan 8, 2002

81Jennifer Connelly, Colin Soloway

Jan 9, 2002

What's "New for the Office" in 2002? The items Dave introduces include a Jack Daniels water cooler and a color printer that makes flapjacks. Also, throughout the night, various people walk onstage and gripe about Dave in French, Turkish, Russian and Japanese.

82Jack Black, Foo Fighters

Jan 10, 2002

83Tom Cruise, Tom Papa

Jan 11, 2002

84Ethan Zohn, Josh Hartnett, Remy Zero

Jan 14, 2002

85Cuba Gooding Jr., Jewel

Jan 15, 2002

86David Brenner, Howie Long, Jewel

Jan 16, 2002

87Cynthia Nixon, Mario Andretti, Willie Nelson & Rob Thomas

Jan 17, 2002

88Darrell Hammond, Elayne Boosler, Willie Nelson & Lyle Lovett

Jan 18, 2002

89Jimmy Kimmell, Julie Bowen, Cracker

Jan 28, 2002

90Bruce Willis, Ivan Neville

Jan 29, 2002

91Tim Russert, Jason Schwartzman

Jan 30, 2002

92Merv Griffin, Phantom Planet

Jan 31, 2002

93Regis Philbin, Steven Wright

Feb 1, 2002

94LL Cool J, John McEnroe

Feb 4, 2002

95Amy Brenneman, Martin Rees, Shakira

Feb 5, 2002

Disgraced Enron CEO "Kenneth Lay" sits in with the band, and is later seen shredding songsheets.

96Adam Vinatieri, Chris Matthews

Feb 6, 2002

97Mariska Harkitay, George Divoky, Alan Jackson

Feb 7, 2002

98Andy Richter, Jake Johannsen

Feb 8, 2002

99Janet Jackson, Enrique Iglesias

Feb 11, 2002

Stephanie makes her first report from Salt Lake City, in which she shows Dave a photo of her watching the opening ceremonies on TV; Dave can't stop staring at Janet Jackson's revealing outfit; Enrique Iglesias sings "Escape."

100Denis Leary, India.Arie

Feb 12, 2002

101Kelly Clark, Jeri Ryan

Feb 13, 2002

102Calista Flockhart, Incubus

Feb 14, 2002

103Colin Farrell, Colin Quinn

Feb 15, 2002

104Ross Powers, Mila Kunis

Feb 18, 2002

105Casey FitzRandolph, Ashleigh Banfield

Feb 19, 2002

106Simon Ammann, Kevin Bacon

Feb 20, 2002

107Halle Berry, Jonny Moseley

Feb 21, 2002

108Richard Dreyfuss, Jeff Foxworthy

Feb 22, 2002

109Jill Bakken and Vonnetta Flowers, Kelsey Grammer, Alanis Morissette

Feb 25, 2002

110Martin Short, Jack Hanna

Feb 26, 2002

111Stupid Human Tricks, Cher

Feb 27, 2002

In honor of his recent nomination, Paul and the gang participate in a Grammy-themed edition of "Stump the Band;" during "Stupid Human Tricks," a fourteen-year-old girl performs "Feliz Navidad" with her nose; Cher sings "Song for the Lonely."

112Tom Arnold, Nappy Roots

Feb 28, 2002

113Cokie Roberts, Al Lubel

Mar 1, 2002

114Ray Romano, Jason Kidd

Mar 11, 2002

115Regis Philbin, Andie MacDowell, Evelyn Glennie

Mar 12, 2002

116Rene Russo, Bob Sarlatte, The Chieftains

Mar 13, 2002

117John McCain, The White Stripes

Mar 18, 2002

Dave mentions that Paul has been keeping himself busy, as he performed not only at this year's Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies, but also at the much-ballyhooed Liza Minelli-David Gest wedding; Dave continues to gloat over his Aftonbladet award, which he nonchalantly drinks from Stanley Cup-style; The White Stripes perform "Fell In Love With a Girl."

118Jon Stewart, Kit Armstrong

Mar 19, 2002

Dave asks Paul to play some Gene Pitney; the "Late Show Psychic Test Drive" finds Rupert driving Deborah Lynn around the city in a 2001 Chevy Malibu; Dave chats with boy genius Kit Armstrong.

119Bonnie Hunt, N.E.R.D.

Mar 20, 2002

Dave and Paul discuss the vernal equinox and the old wives tale that you're supposed to be able to stand an egg on its end at the moment of the equinox; Dave mentions that "Will It Float" is quickly becoming a fan favorite, then correctly predicts that a half-gallon of strawberry ice cream will float; N.E.R.D. performs "Rock Star."

120Adam Arkin, Amy Sedaris, Midnight Oil

Mar 25, 2002

Alan reports on what everybody was wearing at last night's Oscars (all the men wore tuxedos), while Adam Arkin promotes the critically-disdained sitcom Baby Bob.

121Barbara Walters, Shannon McNally

Mar 26, 2002

Dave shows a (bogus) clip of the upcoming Baby Bob spin-off "Baby Jacques," which is just like the original show except everybody speaks in a French accent; a proud tradition continues as a Hello Deli customer goes on a Easter meatball hunt; Alan apologizes for his comments toward Gwyneth Paltrow on last night's show, then inadvertently insults Uma Thurman.

122Peter Krause, Doris Kearns Goodwin

Mar 27, 2002

Eric Burdon of The Animals sits in; during the "Odd Catalogs" segment, Dave displays an ad for a "Government-seized and repossessed hairpiece blowout"; the Hi-Ho girls deliver a birthday cake to Tony; Doris Kearns Goodwin addresses rumors of plagiarism.

123Robin Williams, Sevendust

Mar 28, 2002

Biff shows footage of him harassing New Yorkers with a bullhorn; the New York National Guard presents the Top Ten; Sevendust (featuring Paul) performs "Angel's Son."

124Andy Dick, Mike Britt

Mar 29, 2002

Mailbag: Tony's apparent sexiness forces George Clarke to drown his sorrows in a bucket of chicken at KFC; Dave shows off a tattoo on his leg that he wishes he didn't have (the ABC logo); after learning that Alan makes more money than him, Tony meets George at KFC.

125Marv Albert, Charlotte Ross

Apr 1, 2002

Acid jazz legend Herbie Hancock sits in on keyboards; Dave orders Steph/Monty to buy French fries; Marv Albert shows off another one of his blooper reels.

126Tim Robbins, Jimmie Walker, Cast of Oklahoma

Apr 2, 2002

During the latest Celebrity X-Ray Challenge, Dave persuades Rupert to lip sync a song from Oklahoma!

127Michael J. Fox, Patti Smith

Apr 3, 2002

After Dave notices that Alan bears a slight resemblance to Fred MacMurray, the announcer and a Barbara Stanwyck stand-in recreate a scene from Double Indemnity. Also, Patti Smith sings "Dancing Barefoot."

128Selma Blair, Dick Enberg

Apr 4, 2002

Biff introduces footage from his latest trip to Yankees Spring Training in Florida, while a fully-packed suitcase is subjected to "Will It Float?"

129Bob Newhart, Demetri Martin

Apr 5, 2002

Will Lee stands in for Biff on pin duty, and for his troubles he receives the tradition gift of Samsonite® luggage; during Mailbag, two "girl scouts" (Harold Larkin and Mike McIntee) destroy Paul's office for being behind on his cookie payments; ten members of the Coast Guard present the Top Ten.

130Rosie Perez, George Miller

Apr 8, 2002

In honor of his departure from The Early Show; Dave shows footage of moving men with cardboard boxes superimposed over Bryant Gumbel talking in mid-broadcast; "Survivor: Marquesas" also-ran Gina Crews demonstrates her talent for spitting watermelon seeds; George Miller brags that his grandfather invented the handshake.

131John Ashcroft

Apr 9, 2002

Dave models a hideous pair of glasses he found in his house; a woman from Portland, Oregon rides around in Al Norwood's 2001 Honda S2000; Dave tries to get Attorney General John Ashcroft to sing, but only does so during the commercial breaks.

132Sandra Bullock, Billy Norris, Sheryl Crow

Apr 10, 2002

After his reluctance to sing on last night's show, Dave is appalled to find US Attorney General John Ashcroft crooning "When The Eagles Soars" on TRL; Alan impersonates Fred MacMurray again; Sheryl Crow sings "Soak Up The Sun."

133Dee Dee Davis, Cameron Diaz, The Strokes

Apr 11, 2002

Dave receives another comedy class project from Miss Markey's Kindergarten class, while The Strokes perform "Take It or Leave It."

134Matthew Conaughey, John Witherspoon

Apr 12, 2002

Dave receives an unexpected birthday greeting from Osama Bin Laden; CBS Mailbag is interrupted to that the Hi-Ho girls can bring out Daddy's cake; ten Air Force pilots present the Top Ten.

135Ashton Kutcher, Oliver Atukudzi

Apr 22, 2002

Dave mentions that he bumped his head over the weekend, then comments on the recent drought in NYC.

136Landon Shuffett, Seth Green, Elvis Costello

Apr 23, 2002

Dave mentions that Saddam Hussein's novel Zabibah and the King was been turned into a musical, and then shows a (bogus) promo for it's upcoming debut in Baghdad; seven-year-old billiards trick shot artist Landon Shuffett blows Dave away by shooting a row of thirteen balls into the corner pocket; Elvis Costello performs "Tear Off Your Own Head (It's A Doll Revolution)."

137Tiffani Thiessen, Bill Walton, Bonnie Raitt

Apr 24, 2002

Dave mentions Paul's appearance on tonight's episode of Ed, and shortly afterwards Paul wears the fake mustache he had to wear for the role; Alan and the Barbara Stanwyck look-alike perform another scene from Double Indemnity; Bonnie Raitt sings "I Can't Help You Now."

138Charlie Sheen, Paul Westerberg

Apr 25, 2002

Another "Incredible Dog Challenge" is postponed by rain; Dave wears his ugly red glasses again; Cee-Lo sings "Closet Freak."

139The Rock, Dwayne Kennedy

Apr 26, 2002

Dave and Paul talk about wrestling in preparation of his interview with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. During CBS Mailbag, "Mayor Bloomberg" (Gerard) offers Dave some pot, and Alan Kalter promotes the video "Osama Gone Wild."

140Charlie Sheen, Paul Westerberg

Apr 29, 2002

Dave shows various clips of Ted Danson looked scared/shocked from his recent miniseries Living With the Dead; Dave points out that the Late Show was chosen as the seventh greatest television program of all time; Paul Westerberg performs "Silent Film Star."

141Incredible Dog Challenge, Debra Messing, Wilco

Apr 30, 2002

The Incredible Dog Challenge is finally held out on 53rd Street, and throughout the night three dogs compete through a series of hurdles and tubes.

142Kirsten Dunst, Steve Nash, Angie Stone & The O'Jays

May 1, 2002

An "Incredible Cat Challenge" is thwarted when George Clarke's cat won't go through the obstacle course; Kirsten Dunst promotes Spider-Man; after Angie Stone and the O'Jays perform "Wish I Didn't Miss You," the house band closes the show by performing "Love Train."

143Tobey Maquire, Trey Anastasio

May 2, 2002

"Biff Henderson's America" visits the hamlet of Denver, Indiana; Dave comments on rumors that Bill Clinton may host a daytime talk show; Tobey Maguire does a really bad Rodney Dangerfield impression.

144Jennifer Garner, Jim Gaffigan

May 3, 2002

Mailbag: a letter about having your name mentioned on TV is somehow morphed into a request to see Alan getting the crap beat out of him. Later on in the segment, a letter about tornados has the same result, as an already bloodied Alan is further laid to waste. Also, Michael McIntee does a remote Top Ten from Central Park, while Jim Gaffigan discusses food and cleanliness.

145Mary Tyler Moore, Norah Jones

May 6, 2002

The outside cam catches Spider-Man jacking a car; Dave and Mary Tyler Moore play catch; Norah Jones performs "Don't Know Why."

146Richard Gere, Reggie Miller

May 7, 2002

Dave moans and groans over his latest dental work; Dave shows (obviously phony) footage of Peter Jennings doing World News Tonight in a Spider-Man costume; Richard Gere makes first appearance on the show since 1983.

147Will Ferrell, Tom Waits

May 8, 2002

Dave and Paul take apart wedding announcements in the New York Times; a staffer in a Spider-Man outfit successfully hails a taxi; Will Ferrell tells Dave what it's like to run the NYC marathon.

148Hugh Grant, Tony Hawk

May 9, 2002

Skateboarding great Tony Hawk demonstrates his wares out on 53rd Street.

149Gillian Andersen, Jonathan Katz

May 10, 2002

With Biff on vacation, Steph/Monty handles the pushpins live via telephone; during Mailbag, Paul demonstrates a hidden talent for cartwheels, and then mysteriously disappears; a Mother's Day tradition is started when the moms of ten celebrities present the Top Ten list; Dave and Gillian Anderson make out.

150Liza Minnelli

May 13, 2002

Dave chats with the latest Survivor loser Robert "The General" DeCanio, while Liza Minnelli performs "Some People" from the musical Gypsy.

151Kid Scientists, Allison Janney, Al Green

May 14, 2002

Nine guys in Spider-Man outfits, not to mention Dracula, Superman, and a cowboy cram themselves into a Subway restaurant; Tony Orlando dresses down Dave even though he interrupted him, then leaps into a chorus of "Knock Three Times"; when one of Lee Marek's kid scientists starts a very flammable demonstration, Dave demands that the band and everyone else onstage take for cover behind his desk.

152Alec Baldwin, Ted Nugent

May 15, 2002

Tony Mendez goes home with an audience member (see recap), while Dave and rocker/sportsman Ted Nugent cook rabbit.

153Stupid Human Tricks, Natalie Portman, X-ecutioners, Xzhibit, Biohazard

May 16, 2002

Dave shows footage from rehearsal of Kenny McGowan tripping over the "Will It Float" tank; Biff visits the Indianapolis Motor Speedway for the Indy 500 time trials; a participant in tonight's "Stupid Human Tricks" that can maneuver a tennis racquet all over his body flirts with Natalie Portman in the green room.

154Kathie Lee Gifford, Brian Regan

May 17, 2002

Mailbag: Martha Stewart fills in for Biff on the pushpin board, Harold Larkin goes hitchhiking, and Tony is humiliated on Blind Date. Also, Brian Regan comments on his inability to spell names correctly.

155Vecepia Towerey, Hilary Swank, The Firecrackers

May 20, 2002

Steph/Monty is mentioned in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly; Dave calls New York Highway Superintendent Drew Outhouse to resolve an awkward social situation; The Kalter Twins perform "I've Got You Babe"; The Firecrackers, a synchronized jump rope team, demonstrate their wares on-stage.

156Diane Sawyer, Jesse Martin

May 21, 2002

Dave shows real footage of a woman being questioned on the news wearing a Late Show t-shirt; Diane Sawyer brags about her recent weight loss; Dave chats with Australian teen Jesse Martin, the youngest person ever to sail around the world solo.

157Jennifer Lopez, April Kleinschmidt, Patty Loveless

May 22, 2002

Trumpter Terence Blanchard sits in; in honor of David Blaine's recent stunt in which he stands on a eighty-foot platform for several days, George Clarke attempts to stand on a folding chair for the duration of the show; Dave chats with April Kleinschmidt, the sole graduate of the Class of 2002 at Harrold High School in South Dakota.

158Jon Favreau, David Rakoff, Anton Figg

May 23, 2002

Alan asks passerby for their reaction to the new Star Wars prequel and ends up making a scene. Also, Anton Fig and Ivan Neville perform "Inside Out" from the CBS Orchestra drummer's new album, Figments.

159Charles Grodin, Wendy Liebman

May 24, 2002

Dave announces that Paul will be called Pablo this summer, which will go into effect immediately; Dave promises tonight's show will be "smooth and suave"; during Mailbag, an audience member asks Dave what his most embarrassing moment was, and we watch a (phony) clip of Dave performing with The Firecrackers last week.

160Jimmy Kimmel, Tom Dreesen, Goo Goo Dolls

Jun 3, 2002

While showing photos from her trip to the Indianapolis 500, Dave calls Steph/Monty "Dutch"; the snake lady performs again on "Is This Anything?"; Tom Dreesen tells various tales of Hollywood hobnobbing.

161Celine Dion, Helio Castroneves

Jun 4, 2002

Dave accuses Rupert of product placement on "May We See Your Photos, Please"; Alan addresses the Queen of England in a rather inappropriate way; Celine Dion performs "I'm Alive" and jumps into the audience.

162Chris Rock, Jack Johnson

Jun 5, 2002

Dave and Paul try to figure out a strange gesture that Celine Dion made during her TV concert earlier that week. Later, Chris Rock talks about Don King and Bucky Dent.

163Nicolas Cage, Abi Thomas, Jimmy Eat World

Jun 6, 2002

An audience member explains to Dave how to pronounce the name of her hometown: "You're saying Morristown. It's not Morristown. It's Morristown." Also, Dave chats with Abi Thomas, a jogger who was attacked by a bear at Yellowstone National Park.

164Zach Braff, Kathleen Madigan

Jun 7, 2002

Mailbag: "Is This Anything?" fave Kiva "Grinder Girl" Kahl stands next to Biff while he puts the pushpins in the map; twelth floor receptionist Art Garfunkel provides his own on-hold music; Alan beats the crap out of an Amish guy, then when Dave explains that the Amish are pacifists, Alan heads back to Lancaster, Pennsylvania, accuses the Amish guy of being brainwashed by Dave, and beats him up again.

165Christian Slater, David Bowie

Jun 10, 2002

Dave comments on the Nets' playoff run; Alan performs another scene from Double Indemnity, this time with a Edward G. Robinson stand-in; David Bowie performs "Slow Burn."

166Sarah Michelle Gellar, John McEnroe

Jun 11, 2002

Sarah Michelle Geller promotes Scooby-Doo while John McEnroe tells Dave a funny story about getting thrown out of the Australian Open back in his playing days.

167Freddie Prinze, Jr., Alicia Keys

Jun 12, 2002

Dave and Paul talk about their cholesterol levels; Freddie Prinze, Jr. promotes Scooby-Doo; Alicia Keys sings "How Come You Don't Call Me?"

168Jodie Foster, Jack Hanna

Jun 13, 2002

169Matt Damon, Marc Maron

Jun 14, 2002

Biff does his pushpin schtick live from the Grand Canyon, and Dave persuades him to yell "Hey, Mommy!" just to see if there's an echo. Also, Paul does a somewhat convincing James Brown impression, suffers a nervous breakdown onstage, and Dave comes by to bring him his cape.

170Stupid Human Tricks, Tom Cruise, The Flatlanders

Jun 17, 2002

Dave takes inventory of all his favorite clips (the "wild dingo," the baby owl eating the mouse, Dubya looking confused, etc.); Tom Cruise shows off his braces; during a segment called "Don't Try This At Home," Mike McIntee sprays Windex into his mouth.

171Ellen DeGeneres, Al Franken

Jun 18, 2002

George Clarke stands on the roof of the Studio 54 building to hit golf balls, hoping to go over the Ed Sullivan Theater and break glass on the WPI building on its far side. After successfully breaking one window, Steph/Monty, Alan, and Al Franken each take a few swings at the windows.

172Piedmont Birdcallers, Lauren Ambrose, Moby

Jun 19, 2002

The bird callers of Piedmont High School demonstrate their wares once more; Moby sings "We Are Made of Stars."

173Harrison Ford, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead

Jun 20, 2002

The U.S. National Team presents "Top Ten Ways to Get Americans Excited About Soccer;" Dave brags about buying his first car at Harrison Ford; The Trail of Dead performs "Relative Ways."

174Connie Chung, Gary Mule Deer

Jun 21, 2002

Biff and Bruce Willis push pins in Hawaii during CBS Mailbag, while Dave lands on the cover of "Martha Stewart Living."

175Will Smith, Landon Donovan, Yo Yo Ma & The Silk Road Project

Jun 24, 2002

Will Smith promotes "Men In Black 2," while the US Men's World Cup Soccer Team holds an exhibition on the roof of the theater.

176National Hollering Champions, Adam Sandler, Trik Turner

Jun 25, 2002

Dave makes several enlightening remarks about the National Hollerin' Champions from North Carolina, who later perform their winning hollers; Adam Sandler plugs Mr. Deeds.

177Tom Brokaw, Bow Wow

Jun 26, 2002

Dave reads from random wedding announcements in the New York Times in a segment called "Will It Last?"

178Michelle Williams, Barry Sonnenfeld

Jun 27, 2002

The audience is victorious once more when they play "Stump the Band." Later, Dave shows a very obnoxious commerical for the upcoming G-8 Summit.

179Christina Ricci, Daniel Tosh, Ben Kweller

Jun 28, 2002

The "Late Show CBS Mailbag Biff Henderson Map Across America Summer Tour" lands at the Statue of Liberty. Later, Ben Kweller performs "Wasted and Ready."

180Tom Hanks, Dolly Parton

Jul 8, 2002

Biff goes out in van, annoying people with a bullhorn. Later, Steph/Monty asks "Road to Perdition" star Tom Hanks, "During the filming, did the crew see or touch any monkeys?"

181Stupid Pet Tricks, Jude Law, rubyhorse

Jul 9, 2002

Zeke, the "Rabid Dingo" that bit Dave in June 2000, makes a return appearance on "Stupid Pet Tricks." Later, rubyhorse sings "Sparkle."

182Robin Williams, Pat Green

Jul 10, 2002

Dave talks about a snake in his house; Alan Kalter seduces a CPR dummy during a segment called "What's New for Summer;" Pat and Kenny read a transcript of Oprah's interview with Jennifer Lopez; Robin Williams promotes a movie and a broadway show.

183Paul Newman, Counting Crows

Jul 11, 2002

Dave plays "Know Your Current Events" with the audience. Later, Paul Newman talks about auto racing while promoting "Road to Perdition."

184Nathan Lane, Hugh Fink

Jul 12, 2002

Biff's Summer Tour stops at Niagara Falls. Meanwhile, during CBS Mailbag, George Clarke talks about his plans for the Fourth of July; Alan Kalter struts his "mastery" of the French language.

185Serena Williams, Tom Arnold, Dave Matthews Band

Jul 15, 2002

Dave admits to being in a disproportionatly good mood during a segment called "Late Show Newsmakers;" the Dave Matthews Band becomes the second band ever to perform on the roof of the Ed Sullivan Theater.

186Catherine Keener, Mario Batali, Solomon Burke

Jul 16, 2002

Steph/Monty and Dave play another round of "Psychic Sandwich." Later, Dave wrecks havoc during a cooking segment with New York restaurant owner Mario Batali.

187Sarah Jessica Parker, Etta James

Jul 17, 2002

Sarah Jessica Parker talks about her unborn child; Alan appears to be on the brink of sanity; Dave stumps the audience with a "Beach Quiz."

188Geena Davis, Robert Plant

Jul 18, 2002

Just for the hell of it, the annual "Late Show Holiday Quarterback Challenge" is held in the middle of July; Dave quizzes the audience with "Know Your Current Events;" Robert Plant sings "Darkness, Darkness."

189Ted Koppel, Wendy Liebman

Jul 19, 2002

Biff's latest stop on his tour is Washington, DC; Dave chats with "Martha Stewart" (Gerard) and her lawyer made of pine cones during CBS Mailbag; Ted Koppel shows off his impeccable comic timing, then delivers a cape to Paul for his Friday night breakdown.

190Haley Joel Osment, Bill Scheft, Dashboard Confessional

Jul 22, 2002

George Clarke flies a kite from a taxi; Haley Joel Osment promotes his movie, "The Country Bears;" Dashboard Confessional performs "Saints and Sailors."

191Kristen Johnson, Kinky

Jul 23, 2002

Rupert goes golfing; Calvert DeForest turns 81; Kristen Johnston promotes her appearance in Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night" in Central Park.

192Dana Carvey, Ben Kilham

Jul 24, 2002

Dave chats with a "bear rehabilitator;" Dana Carvey promotes his movie "Master of Disguise;" the "Charts and Graphs" segment reveals that the contents of Ding Dongs are 50% Dings and 50% Dongs.

193Amy Sedaris, Chazz Palminteri, Weezer

Jul 25, 2002

During "Know Your Current Events," Dave seems to fixate on attractive women. Later, Weezer plays "Keep Fishin'."

194Bill Cosby, Tift Merritt

Jul 26, 2002

During "CBS Mailbag," Paul exaggarates some of the many great tourist destinations of his hometown in Ontario. Later, Bill Cosby talks about his Congressional Medal of Honor.

195Julia Stiles, Mike Daisey, Wyclef Jean

Jul 29, 2002

It's the dog days of summer, which might explain why Biff is sitting on a block of ice. Later, Julia Stiles talks about her hair.

196Joan Rivers, Zooey Deschanel

Jul 30, 2002

Dave and Rupert play "The Late Show Celebrity X-Ray Challenge." Tonight's celebrity is James Caan.

197Blaine Mayhugh, Joaquin Phoenix, Little Richard

Jul 31, 2002

Dave reads articles from obscure newspapers in a segment called "Small Town News." Later, Little Richard sings "Good Golly, Miss Molly."

198Mike Myers, Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band

Aug 1, 2002

Mike Myers promotes "Austin Powers in Goldmember" and Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band performs "The Rising."

199Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band, Mitch Hedberg

Aug 2, 2002

Biff's Summer Tour continues as Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band perform "Lonesome Day."

200Matthew Perry, The Vines

Aug 19, 2002

Dave welcomes "Friends" star Matthew Perry, who is promoting a new movie. Meanwhile, a performance by the Aussie rock group The Vines blows the audience (and Dave) away.

201Robin Williams, James Taylor

Aug 20, 2002

Sitting in with the band tonight is an unknown winner from the previous night's Teen Choice Awards. Later, Robin Williams plugs "One Hour Photo."

202Al Pacino, Roger Clemens

Aug 21, 2002

Dave shows a timeline of President Bush's vacation, while Al Pacino promotes the movie "Simone."

203Elizabeth Hurley, Tom Ryan

Aug 23, 2002

Biff pushes pins into a map right in front of the famous Hollywood sign in L.A.; Alan and his twin brother Rick appear on "American Idol"; upon hearing of a proposed talk show hosted by Bill Clinton on CBS, Dave shows a promo for NBC's "The Saddam Hussein Show."

204Stupid Human Tricks, Jimmy Fallon, Dirty Vegas

Aug 26, 2002

"SNL" star Jimmy Fallon promotes the MTV Video Music Awards, which he's hosting.

205Chris Elliot, Eliza Dushku, Dixie Chicks

Aug 27, 2002

Dave announces that tomorrow night Paul will be inducted into the National Black Sports and Entertainment Hall of Fame. Later, Chris Elliott and Dave reminiscense.

206John Travolta, Nelly

Aug 28, 2002

Dave forces Steph/Monty to ask John Travolta, "How can I get in touch with the other Sweathogs?"

207Caroline Rhea, Jake Gyllenhall

Aug 29, 2002

Joe Perry of Aerosmith sits in with the band; Osama congratulates Dave for nine years at CBS; Jake Gyllenhall promotes "Moonlight Mile."

208Martin Short, Lewis Black

Aug 30, 2002

Biff Henderson ends his tour of the US during the "CBS Mailbag" segment (final stop: Mt. Rushmore) as Dave chats with "Dr. Steven Hatfill" (Gerard). Later, Dave welcomes "Jiminy Glick" star Martin Short.