Late Show with David Letterman

1Jon Cryer, Chris Kentis, Renee Olstead

Aug 23, 2004

Dave points out that CBS is airng stock footage of a guy wresting an ostrich to compete with NBC's Olympic coverage; director Chris Kentis promotes Open Water; ""Still Standing"" star Renee Olstead performs a scorching rendition of ""Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby.""

2Dennis Leary, Sam Easterson

Aug 24, 2004

Dave has difficulty explaining to Paul what exactly animal photographer Sam Easterson does; Dave shows another out-of-focus clip from the Olympics; Denis Leary promotes the FX hit drama ""Rescue Me.""

3Paul Hamm, Josh Hartnett, Nick Cave

Aug 25, 2004

""CBS Mailbag"" features Dave getting friendly with U.S. Olympic volleyball stars Kerri Walsh & Misty May (bogus), Alan Kalter's ""You're Busted"" at Ranch 1, and New Jersey going ""Gay Crazy;"" gold medalist Paul Hamm visits.

4Natalie Coughlin, Carla Gugino, Gavin DeGraw

Aug 26, 2004

5Maureen Dowd, Tom Ryan

Aug 27, 2004

A man from Pennsylvania turns himself into a human jack o'lantern on ""Audience Show & Tell;"" ten U.S. Olympians present the Top Ten; political writer Maureen Dowd makes several alarming comments on the presidential election.

6Carly Patterson, Jeff Foxworthy, LL Cool J

Aug 30, 2004

Osama bin Laden announces that he wants to replace Craig Kilborn as host of the Late Late Show; Dave celebrates 11 years at CBS with a timeline; Biff reports from the Republican National Convention, with a goal to hug as many ""Republican Babes"" as possible.

7Farrah Fawcett, The Clarks

Aug 31, 2004

8John McCain, Tom Russell

Sep 1, 2004

9Tim Russert, Snow Patrol

Sep 2, 2004

10Jane Pauley, Greg Giraldo

Sep 3, 2004

Jane Pauley promotes her new book, talk show, and bipolar disorder.

11National Hollerin' Champions, Neve Campbell, Keane

Sep 6, 2004

Dave brags about working on Labor Day; like it does every year, a runaway taxi ruins the staff Labor Day barbecue (and runs over Alan); three National Hollerin' Champions do their thing; Neve Campbell; Keane performs ""Somewhere Only We Know.""

12Regis Philbin, Hoobastank

Sep 7, 2004

At Hello Deli: Rupert selects a contestant to play the ""Late Show Heart Bypass Scramble;"" Regis promotes his new standards CD; Alan recaps his summer, with the usual results; Hoobastank performs ""Same Direction.""

13Martin Short, Alan Jackson

Sep 8, 2004

""CBS Mailbag"" introduces Rupert's new ""girlfriend,"" answers the question, ""Does Dave ever sing?"" and features Alan's message to Hillary Clinton; Martin Short; ""Late Show Back to School Tips;"" Alan Jackson sings.

14Ray Romano, Avril Lavigne

Sep 9, 2004

Biff spends the day at New York-Presbyterian Hospital with Dr. Lou Arrone; an educational segment with Alan and an animated rodent goes awry; Ray Romano talks about the final season of ""Everybody Loves Raymond;"" Avril Lavigne performs ""My Happy Ending.""

15Drew Barrymore, Aron Ralston

Sep 10, 2004

Dave and Drew Barrymore discuss their long-dormant drinking problems; amputee Aron Ralston returns to the show to promote his new book.

16John Kerry, Green Day

Sep 20, 2004

Dave comments on the CBS News scandal; John Kerry performs the Top Ten and gets grilled by Dave; Green Day performs ""American Idiot.""

17Dr. Phil, Gary Sinise

Sep 21, 2004

Stand-ins for Dave and Dr. Phil stand in the gallows; in honor of a recent stunt on Oprah, everyone in the audience gets an automobile air freshener; Alan unintentionally admits that he's sexual dysfunctional.

18Kelly Ripa, Annie Duke, Elvis Costello

Sep 22, 2004

Nobel prize winner Professor Robert A. Mundell reads aloud from Paris Hilton's book; Kelly Ripa; poker champion Annie Duke; Elvis Costello & the Imposters perform.

19Stupid Human Tricks, Rob Lowe, Mos Def

Sep 23, 2004

20Julianne Moore, Tom Dreesen

Sep 24, 2004

21Queen Latifah, Jack Hanna

Sep 27, 2004

As it does every season, Alan's hair changes colors; Dave comments on Conan O'Brien's promotion to hosting The Tonight Show in 2009, then openly asks if he can go back to NBC to host Late Night; a Kodomo Dragon (courtesy of Jack Hanna) startles Dave.

22John Goodman, Tom Waits

Sep 28, 2004

Dave mentions Paul's line of handbags again, while John Goodman promotes ""Father of the Pride"" and ""Center of the Universe.""

23Joaquin Phoenix, Austin Stevens, Switchfoot

Sep 29, 2004

Live via satellite, Rupert plays bingo; Dave shows a photo of Harry shaking hands with one of the Stangel brothers; Tony ruins the ending of another movie En Espanol, then goes off on one of his trademark rants.

24John Travolta, Tim Frisby, Pearl Jam

Sep 30, 2004

25Richard Gere, Jason Randal

Oct 1, 2004

CBS Mailbag: Dave shows an ad for Martha Stewart's farewell show, then has a heart-to-heart with ""Pete Rose"" (Gerard); magician Jason Randal dazzles Dave with some card tricks.

26Howard Dean, Franz Ferdinand

Oct 4, 2004

Dave has another rant about Jay Leno's five-year notice to NBC; an autumn in New York quiz; a still graphic acknowledges the passing of staffer Dorothy Chambers; Howard Dean shills for John Kerry; George Clarke's ""It's A Fact;"" Franz Ferdinand performs ""Take Me Out.""

27Annette Bening, Bill O'Reilly

Oct 5, 2004

""Mount Late Show"" erupts repeatedly in the backdrop; a schoolmarm plays ""Would You Like to Touch the Meat?""; Mario Andretti presents the Top Ten.

28Jamie Foxx, Davy Rothbart

Oct 6, 2004

29Donald Trump, Brian Binnie, Minnie Driver

Oct 7, 2004

""Know Your Current Events;"" Donald Trump plays (and wins) ""Trump Or Monkey;"" SpaceShipOne pilot Brian Binnie; Minnie Driver sings ""Everything I've Got In My Pocket.""

30Brooke Shields, Barry Sonnenfeld

Oct 8, 2004

During ""CBS Mailbag,"" Dave promotes the new Late Show newsletter, which includes an Alan Kalter centerfold; Brooke Shields visits; director-raconteur Barry Sonnenfeld returns to tell more amusing stories, and show samples of his martini art.

31Melina Kanakaredes, Paul Teutul Sr. and Paul Teutul Jr., Ben Harper and the Blind Boys of Alabama

Oct 11, 2004

32Laura Linney, Richard Lewis, The Wallflowers and Jordan Zevon

Oct 12, 2004

Live via satellite, Martha Stewart gets caught in a prison catfight; an NYU student plays ""Guess the Bulge"" at Hello Deli; Jordan Zevon (son of Warren) and The Wallflowers perform ""Lawyers, Guns, and Money.""

33Jennifer Lopez, Sue Johanson

Oct 13, 2004

Dave has a new favorite phrase (""We must protect this house!"") while J.Lo promotes the remake of the Japanese romantic comedy Shall We Dance?

34Billy Crystal, Ralph Nader

Oct 14, 2004

35Tony Danza, Emma Roberts, Brian Regan

Oct 15, 2004

""CBS Mailbag"" with CBS holding auditions for Dave's replacement, George Clarke learning to play drums and Gerard Mulligan returning as ""George W. Bush;"" Tony Danza on his new talk show; Dave chats with Julia Roberts' niece Emma; Brian Regan does standup.

36Jimmy Carter, Brandi Chastain, John Mellencamp

Oct 18, 2004

37Jude Law, Ricky Gervais

Oct 19, 2004

38Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tony Kanaan, Sparta

Oct 20, 2004

Sarah Michelle Gellar plugs The Grudge; 2004 Indy Racing League Champion Tony Kanaan visits; Sparta performs.

39Dustin Hoffman, Joss Stone

Oct 21, 2004

""Stump The Band;"" live via satellite, Martha Stewart gets caught in yet another catfight; Curt Schilling presents the Top Ten; Dustin Hoffman makes spit bubbles; Joss Stone performs.

40Amy Sedaris, Tommy Lee

Oct 22, 2004

Dave's annual (and quite early) look at ""Halloween Costumes;"" George Clarke with a premature reminder about the end of Daylight Savings Time (Dave makes him down chocolate syrup); Amy Sedaris discusses her bunny and imaginary husband ""Ricky;"" Tommy Lee talks about his book, Tommy Land.

41Johnny Damon, Anne Heche, The Donnas

Nov 1, 2004

Dave plugs his and Paul's (bogus) ""Decision 2004 Election Showdown Countdown Vote 2004 Democracy Corner"" for tomorrow night's election coverage; Rupert reports from St. Louis and Game 4 of the World Series; Johnny Damon recalls Boston's come-from-behind triumph; Anne Heche talks about parenthood and Birth; The Donnas perform ""Fall Behind Me.""

42Tom Brokaw, Mischa Barton

Nov 3, 2004

Dave, Alan, Paul and George Clarke all comment on Bush's reelection; Tom Brokaw wishes Harry a happy first birthday; Dave flirts with Mischa Barton of ""The O.C."" to hide the fact that he's never seen the show.

43Rosie Perez, Steven Wright

Nov 4, 2004

""Know Your Current Events;"" an 882 pound pumpkin is exploded on 53rd St.; Rosie Perez is tricked (once) by Dave into mentioning her Isuzu Trooper; Steven Wright.

44Al Franken, Kristin Bell

Nov 5, 2004

""CBS Mailbag;"" Al Franken explains the Electoral College to Dave; Kristen Bell visits; Project Bandaloop's performance is postponed because of heavy rain in Manhattan.

45Tom Hanks, Nelly

Nov 8, 2004

The annual run-through by NYC Marathon winners; Ball State University sophomore Ryan Carney adds to his Late Show tattoo collection; Tom Hanks on Scottish Mexican food, vomiting and The Polar Express; Nelly.

46Salma Hayek, Sebastian Bourdais, Jimmy Eat World

Nov 9, 2004

47Pierce Brosnan, Nigella Lawson, Renee Fleming

Nov 10, 2004

48Matthew Broderick, Rosario Dawson, Los Lonely Boys

Nov 11, 2004

49Paul Reubens, Evangeline Lilly, Project Bandaloop

Nov 12, 2004

During Mailbag, Rupert admits to learning how flirt with women from Bill O'Reilly; Canadian-born TV actress Evangeline Lilly hugs Paul; after a one-week holdover, Project Bandaloop finally trapezes around the building.

50Jerry Seinfeld, Jamie Oliver

Nov 15, 2004

51Nicolas Cage, Jason Alexander, Morrissey

Nov 16, 2004

Dave experiments with new camera angles by sitting on the edge of his desk; live in the green room, we meet a man who has collected pennies for over thirty years and amassed a fortune of roughly $28; Dave and Nicholas Cage talk about motorcycles.

52Renee Zellweger, Chris Raxworthy

Nov 17, 2004

53Howard Stern, Alanis Morissette

Nov 18, 2004

Dave shows a faux ad for a 1,420-calorie cheeseburger at Hardee's (""Warning: Do Not Eat""); Howard Stern likens himself to Oprah; Alanis Morissette performs ""Knees of My Bees.""

54Tom Brady, Damien Fahey

Nov 19, 2004

55Stupid Pet Tricks, Colin Farrell, The Walkmen

Nov 22, 2004

56Kevin Spacey, Ben Roethlisberger, Streb

Nov 23, 2004

A telenovela catfight turns into a Pistons-Pacers basketball game; Rupert and a woman from Alabama drop fake turkeys off the top of the theater; Pittsburgh Steelers wonderkind Ben Roethlisberger participates in the latest Late Show QB Challenge.

57Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Bateman, Marilyn Manson

Nov 24, 2004

In honor of Thanksgiving, Dave detonates a cannon filled with stuffing; Whoopi Goldberg promotes her one-woman Broadway show; Marilyn Manson performs the Depeche Mode classic ""Personal Jesus.""

58Natalie Portman, John Mayer

Nov 25, 2004

Via satellite from Indianapolis: The annual Thanksgiving pie-guess with Dave's mom (and dinner guest Marv Albert); Natalie Portman talks about an earlier Thanksgiving day LS appearance and plugs Closer; a Late Show Turkey Recall Announcement; John Mayer performs.

59Barack Obama, Jessica Biel

Nov 26, 2004

During Mailbag, CBS suit Vinnie Favale announces a stricter policy on vulgarity on the network that may work to Dave's disadvantage; Senator-elect Barack Obama radiates charm and confidence while discussing politics; Dave and Jessica Biel swap stories about their dogs.

60Matt Damon, Lance Armstrong

Nov 29, 2004

Tonight's ""Spanish Soap Opera Highlight of the Night"" seems to include a round of ""Got Your Nose,"" while Twiggy the Waterskiing Squirrel does a demonstration out on 53rd Street.

61Alec Baldwin, Ken Jennings

Nov 30, 2004

62Stupid Human Tricks, Noah Wylie, Sum 41

Dec 1, 2004

63Sharon Reed, Tyra Banks, Lyle Lovett

Dec 2, 2004

""Stump the Band"" continues to mystify Paul and company; Dave chats with Sharon Reed, the Ohio-based TV reporter who stripped naked for a Spencer Tunick project; Lyle Lovett performs ""In My Own Mind.""

64Bonnie Hunt, Alex Zanardi

Dec 3, 2004

65Jim Carrey, Ashanti

Dec 13, 2004

As they do every year, Rupert, Joe G, Mujibur, and Sirajul place their edible ""angel"" on top of the Late Show Christmas tree; Jim Carrey discusses ab-crunches; Alan flips out while singing ""The Little Drummer Boy""; Ashanti performs ""Only U.""

66Cate Blanchett, Craig Ferguson, The Pixies

Dec 14, 2004

67Adam Sandler, Sharon Ice

Dec 15, 2004

Adam Sandler promotes Spanglish and performs his rendition of Warren Zevon's ""Werewolves of London;"" Shannon Eis with a look at new toys for the holidays.

68Kate Beckinsale, Ciara and Missy Elliot

Dec 16, 2004

""America's Next Top Model"" winner Eva presents the Top Ten; Kate Beckinsale pushes The Aviator; Ciara performs with Missy Elliott.

69Jeff Goldblum, Terrell Owens

Dec 17, 2004

70Bill Murray, Kaki King

Dec 20, 2004

71Dennis Quaid, Rusty Wallace, Kaki King

Dec 21, 2004

72Kristin Johnson, Tom Dreesen

Dec 22, 2004

Dave's monologue is interupted by a surprise appearance from Billy Crystal (promoting the one-man Broadway show ""700 Sundays""); Dave introduces ""The Nog-Cam;"" 10 carolers present the Top Ten; Broadway star Kristen Johnston opens up to Dave about her recent mugging; Tom Dreesen tells another story about opening for Frank Sinatra.

73Regis Philbin, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love

Dec 23, 2004

74Hilary Swank, Andy Dick, Green Day

Jan 3, 2005

Dave wishes everyone a happy new year, then accentuates his goals for 2005 (he plans to use the word ""snarky"" more often); ""Biff Henderson: Pollster"" roams the streets once more; Hilary Swank plugs Million Dollar Baby; Andy Dick talks about his crabs; Green Day performs ""Boulevard of Broken Dreams.""

75Ethan Hawke, Maria Menounos, Alicia Keys

Jan 4, 2005

76Kiefer Sutherland, Marv Albert, The Black Keys

Jan 5, 2005

77Michael Keaton, Jamie Lynn Spears

Jan 6, 2005

78Kevin Bacon, Caroline Rhea, Wilco

Jan 7, 2005

A shocking message from Dubya; Dave contines his use of all the following: carbs, steroids and the word ""snarky;"" ""Celebrity Resolutions"" goes straight into the dumper; Alan's new show, ""Desperate House Gal;"" Kevin Bacon; Caroline Rhea; Wilco performs ""Late Greats.""

79Samuel L. Jackson, Amy Poehler, B.B. King

Jan 10, 2005

80Randy Johnson, Aisha Tyler, Razorlight

Jan 11, 2005

81Rudolph Giuliani, Daniel Banks

Jan 12, 2005

Rudy Giuliani talks baseball; 11-year-old percussion prodigy Daniel Banks hits the skins; Dave's stand-in finally gets his moment in the spotlight.

82Marge Helgenberger, Ryan Seacrest, My Chemical Romance

Jan 13, 2005

83Amy Sedaris, Andy Kindler

Jan 14, 2005

Amy Sedaris laments the death of her imaginary boyfriend; Andy Kindler performs stand-up.

84Jack Hanna, Teri Polo

Jan 17, 2005

Dave calls up Patriots fan -- and ""D Fence"" guy -- Gary Wren, who drops an ""F bomb;"" Rupert learns karate at Tiger Schulmann's; the always on edge Jack Hanna with animals; Alan admits to being jealous of Jack Hanna, then has another hissy fit (and drops an ""F bomb""); Teri Polo on her experiences making Meet The Fockers.

85Ice Cube, Chris Russo, Interpol

Jan 18, 2005

86Harvey Fierstein, Regina King, Steven Van Zandt, ... And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead

Jan 19, 2005

87Robert Downey Jr., Nicole Richie

Jan 20, 2005

""Stump The Band;"" Dave shows off his ""baby Borg"" trophy; Robert Downey, Jr. instructs Dave on the finer points of bil jee and performs a song from his new CD; Nicole Richie plugs ""The Simple Life: Interns.""

88Jerry Lewis, Sophia Bush

Jan 21, 2005

""Late Show Week in Review"": On a special episode of the controversial Fox show ""Who's Your Daddy?"" the contestant's biological father pummels an amorous Alan; Dave discusses the art of comedy with legendary funnyman Jerry Lewis.

89Peter Lassally, Doc Severinson

Jan 31, 2005

Dave's first new show following the death of Johnny Carson is an hour-long tribute, featuring clips of Johnny's appearances on both ""Late Show"" and ""Late Night,"" and the ""Tonight Show"" clip of Johnny stealing Dave's pickup truck; longtime ""Tonight"" producer Peter Lassally; former ""Tonight"" bandleader Doc Severinsen and former NBC Orchestra members Tommy Newsom and Ed Shaughnessy perform one of Johnny's favorite songs, ""Here's That Rainy Day.""

90Debra Messing, Peyton Manning

Feb 1, 2005

91Patricia Heaton, John Witherspoon, Gibson/Baldwin Grammy Jazz Ensembles

Feb 2, 2005

92Elton John, Eva Mendes

Feb 3, 2005

93Al Franken, Matthew Fox, Nanci Griffith

Feb 4, 2005

94Will Smith, Tom Brady

Feb 7, 2005

95Kevin James, Aishwarya Rai, Three Doors Down

Feb 8, 2005

Dave shows ""actual"" footage of the Hubble Telescope; Bollywood superstar Aishwarya Rai promotes Bride and Prejudice; 3 Doors Down performs ""Let Me Go.""

96David Hyde Pierce, Howie Day

Feb 9, 2005

97Billy Crystal, Patrick Lawler

Feb 10, 2005

98Paris Hilton, Bill Burr

Feb 11, 2005

During ""Week in Review,"" Alan previews the Grammys by singing Tone Luc's ""Wild Thing;"" ten divorce attorneys present the Top Ten; Dave eats a sample of Paris Hilton's new lipstick.

99Dr. Phil, Unwritten Law

Feb 14, 2005

100Kid Scientists, Keanu Reeves, Michael Buble

Feb 15, 2005

101Kelly Ripa, Taye Diggs

Feb 16, 2005

102Charlie Sheen, Tori Amos

Feb 17, 2005

103Roseanne Barr, Rachel Weisz

Feb 18, 2005

104Stupid Pet Tricks, Bonnie Hunt

Feb 21, 2005

Competitive eater ""Crazy Legs"" Conti attempts to break the world's oyster-eating record in the lobby of The Ed; ""Stupid Pet Tricks"" features three dogs (none too crazy about the oysters); Bonnie Hunt remembers Johnny Carson (and tries an oyster).

105Barbara Walters, Rachel Bilson, Kings of Leon

Feb 22, 2005

Dave demands to be grilled on the annual Barbara Walters Oscar special, but only if he does the interview with Oprah by his side; ""Harold Larkin's Sidewalk Idol"" searches for the next great singing talent; Kings of Leon perform ""The Bucket.""

106Michael J. Fox, Amanda Bynes

Feb 23, 2005

Giant rats attack Christo's Gates; Dave comes up with a number of synonyms for inhaling marijuana; Alan editorializes on President Bush, only to float toward promoting a bootleg sex tape he made in 1989.

107John Travolta, Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon

Feb 24, 2005

108Ricky Gervais, Rachel Ray

Feb 25, 2005

""Late Show Week in Review"": Dubya (mis)pronounces ""nuclear"" five different ways, while a Flashdancers employee dances around one of Christo's Gates. Also, Lego expert Nathan Sawaya creates a brick portrait of Biff.

109The Rock, Solomon Burke

Feb 28, 2005

Snowmobiling great Jay Quinlan performs stunts on 53rd Street; actor-cum-wrester Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnston promotes Be Cool; Solomon Burke blows the roof off The Ed with a pair of songs.

110Kirstie Alley, Kathleen Edwards

Mar 1, 2005

""Would You Like To Take A Ride On A Dog Sled?"" on 53rd Street; Kirstie Alley wants to become promiscuous and discusses her new show ""Fat Actress""; Alan has a stern word for Christo's wife Jeanne Claude; Kathleen Edwards performs.

111Vin Diesel, Amos Lee

Mar 2, 2005

2004 Indianapolis 500 champion Buddy Rice with ""Top Ten Reasons I Love Racing;"" Vin Diesel talks about his dog, and his new film The Pacifier; Amos Lee sings.

112Dan Rather, Poppy Montgomery

Mar 3, 2005

113Bruce Willis, Greg Giraldo

Mar 4, 2005

Outgoing CBS anchorman Dan Rather looks back at his fifty years in broadcasting and the scandal that prematurely ended his career.

114Ashton Kutcher, Al Green

Mar 14, 2005

115Jimmy Fallon, Emily VanCamp, The Four Tops

Mar 15, 2005

116Amanda Peet, Dean Kamazes

Mar 16, 2005

Dave is able to work the phrase ""needlessly circuitous"" into the interview with Amanda Peet, plus he admires her profile; Alan gives suggestive advice to Condoleeza Rice; Susan Hum refuses to give her picks for the Final Four tournament; marathon man Dean Karnazes discusses the joy of running.

117Sandra Bullock, Gwen Stefani

Mar 21, 2005

Dave thanks the FBI and the Montana police for their efforts following a botched kidnapping involving his son last week; Pat Farmer celebrates ""March Madness"" by trying to duplicate his 90 foot drop shot into a goal on 53rd Street; Sandra Bullock doesn't talk about boyfriend Jesse James, but does plug Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous; ""Alan Kalter's Are You ****ing Kidding Me?"" takes a look at the Robert Blake verdict; Gwen Stefani discusses high school and performs ""Hollaback Girl"" with a drumline and sits down for a chat.

118Jessica Alba, Brian Greene, Queens of the Stone Age

Mar 22, 2005

Jessica Alba plugs Sin City and performs a lasso demonstration with Dave; staffer Susan Hum is reluctant to explain string theory; Queens of the Stone Age perform ""Little Sister.""

119P. Diddy, Erika Christensen

Mar 23, 2005

""On Sale Now"" (a variation on ""New Products"") includes room-temperature sushi and flammable curtains; Pat and Kenny read a transcript of an interview between Oprah and Kirstie Alley; Dave closes the show by promoting Japanese gum.

120Queen Latifah, Seth McFarlane

Mar 28, 2005

121Britany Murphy, Bob Sarlatte, The John Butler Trio

Mar 29, 2005

122Penelope Cruz, Sarah Vowell, Kaiser Chiefs

Mar 30, 2005

123Denzel Washington, Faith Evans

Mar 31, 2005

An audience member walks on her hands, wrap her legs around Dave, and pulls herself up; Dave shows a clip from the NBC soap ""Passions""; Denzel Washington discusses sailing and drinking large amounts of water.

124Lisa Marie Presley, Ahmed Ibrahim, Jake Johannsen

Apr 1, 2005

Roof problems at the theater results in rainwater onstage; Dave worries over Dengue fever; ""Will It Float?"" hits a snag when a bucket of gumdrops topples over; matchmaking cabbie Ahmed Ibrahim brags about his abilities as an interceder.

125Drew Barrymore, Charles Barkley

Apr 5, 2005

126Show #2345

Apr 6, 2005

Dave explains how he cut his finger with a cheese grater, then confesses to having a great admiration for lesbians; in her first appearance on the show in 19 years, Jane Fonda discusses her marriage to Ted Turner and her infamous visit to Vietnam; Bloc Party performs ""Banquet.""

127Show #2346

Apr 11, 2005

Dave and Paul are quizzed about tax exemptions; a bearded Robin Williams discusses everything from Dave's jury duty to welding; Martha Wainwright (sister of Rufus) performs ""When The Day Is Short.""

128Mickey Rourke, Jason Randal

Apr 12, 2005

129David Duchovny, Ray Lamontagne

Apr 13, 2005

One day after his 58th birthday, waffles are hucked at the audience. Quote Dave: ""Why do I need joke writers when I have waffles?"" Also, the Late Show recreates testimony from the Michael Jackson trial in which the ""King of Pop"" (Gerard) makes an ass of himself; the new Miss USA Chelsea Cooley delivers the Top Ten; David Duchovny promotes House Of D.; Ray Lamontagne performs.

130Anthony LaPaglia, Ana Gasteyer, Mariah Carey

Apr 14, 2005

131Kristin Chenowith, Johnny Lechner, Ludacris

Apr 15, 2005

A lucky motorist wins $100 worth of free gasoline, which is spent up in less than five seconds; Alan has another hissy fit, this time in a Michael Jackson costume; singer-actress Kristen Chenoweth discusses painkillers.

132Farrah Fawcett, Martin Freeman

Apr 25, 2005

133Hank Azaria, Jeff MacGregor

Apr 26, 2005

Tonight's clip from the NBC serial ""Passions"" features a monkey comforting a middle-aged woman; Dave meets the employees of Angelo's Pizza; Spamalot star Hank Azaria admits to Dave that he's a lousy dancer; author Jeff MacGregor discusses his year-long observational tour of the NASCAR circuit, and his subsequent book, Sunday Money.

134Amy Sedaris, Daniel Tammet, LCD Soundsystem

Apr 27, 2005

135Paris Hilton, Jo Frost

Apr 28, 2005

136Teri Hatcher, Harry Hill

Apr 29, 2005

Cold opening: Dave runs into a nude (yet blurred) Teri Hatcher who's locked out of her dressing room; ""Late Show Week In Review"" with Vinnie Favale as Elvis, a SWAT team kitty and Alan with a bevy of hookers; ""Will It Float?"" (a bag of fertilizer...no); Teri talks about swimming with a whale; Harry Hill performs standup.

137Martin Short, Elisha Cuthbert

May 2, 2005

Throughout the night, wax figures of celebrities that refuse to appear on the show are rolled onstage. One stagehand accidentally cops a feel on the Oprah statue, while Regis storms onstage to complain about his wax likeness.

138Jennifer Lopez, Snoop Dogg

May 3, 2005

139Orlando Bloom, Jack Hanna

May 4, 2005

140Luke Wilson, Kasabian

May 5, 2005

Live via satellite, Dorothy Letterman performs the Top Ten; in honor of Cinco De Mayo, a city bus crashes into a giant pinata; Kasabian performs ""Club Foot.""

141Stupid Human Tricks, Christina Applegate, Brian Regan

May 6, 2005

Like he does every Kentucky Derby weekend, Dave calls up Dave Johnson to hear him say ""...and down the stretch they come!""; Christina Applegate promotes the musical ""Sweet Charity"" and discusses a recent injury onstage; Brian Regan performs a stand-up routine about cholesterol and heartburn.

142Will Ferrell, Robert Plant

May 9, 2005

143Helen Hunt, Tom Dreesen

May 10, 2005

144Priscilla Presley, Quentin Tarantino

May 11, 2005

145Billy Crystal, Garbage

May 12, 2005

146Samuel L. Jackson, Sting

May 13, 2005

147Ray Ramono, Dave Matthews Band

May 16, 2005

148Ben Stiller, Sherry Fairchild

May 17, 2005

Ben Stiller and Shelly Fairchild stop by. Also, Top Ten with Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.

149Chris Rock, Nicollette Sheridan

May 18, 2005

150Ellen Degeneres, Hot Hot Heat

May 19, 2005

151David Arquette, Gordon Ramsey

May 20, 2005

152Paul Newman, Danica Patrick, Adam Savage & Jamie Hyneman

May 23, 2005

153Adam Sandler, Reggie Miller, The Wallflowers

May 24, 2005

154Kelly Ripa, Alexis Bledel, Ryan Adams & The Cardinals

May 25, 2005

155Cedric the Entertainer, Dan Wheldon, The Black Eyed Peas

Jun 6, 2005

Cedric The Entertainer; Indianapolis 500 winner Dan Wheldon; musical guests The Black Eyed Peas.

157Russel Crowe, Paul Anka

Jun 8, 2005

Russell Crowe; Paul Anka.

158Katie Holmes, The Shout Out Louds

Jun 9, 2005

Katie Holmes; musical group Shout Out Louds.

159Al Franken, Ellen Pompeo

Jun 10, 2005

Al Franken; Ellen Pompeo.

160Nicole Kidman, Foo Fighters

Jun 13, 2005

Nicole Kidman; Foo Fighters.

161Show #2380

Jun 14, 2005

Dan Aykroyd; Bill Scheft; musician Mike Doughty.

162Show #2381

Jun 15, 2005

Denis Leary; Alanis Morissette.

163Show #2382

Jun 16, 2005

BIll Clinton; Ringo Starr.

164Show #2383

Jun 17, 2005

Mark Wahlberg; racing driver Juan Pablo Montoya.

165Show #2384

Jun 20, 2005

Christopher Walken; U.S. Open golf champion Michael Campbell; musical guest Billy Corgan.

166Show #2385

Jun 21, 2005

Lindsay Lohan; sports commentator Chris ""Mad Dog"" Russo.

167Show #2386

Jun 22, 2005

Michael Keaton (""Herbie Fully Loaded""); author David Sedaris.

168Show #2387

Jun 23, 2005

Tom Cruise (""War of the Worlds""); musical guest Ben Folds.

169Show #2388

Jun 24, 2005

Tim Robbins promotes ""War of the Worlds;"" the Purina Junior Agility Dog Challgenge is briefly subjected to controversy; comedian Nick Griffin does stand-up.

170Show #2389

Jun 27, 2005

Actor Jeff Goldblum; musical guests Sleater-Kinney.

171Julian McMahon/Raul Midon/Piedmont Bird Callers

Jun 28, 2005

Piedmont Bird Callers; Julian McMahon (""Fantastic Four""); musician Raul Midon.

172Tom Brokaw/Dakota Fanning

Jun 29, 2005

Tom Brokaw; actress Dakota Fanning.

173Jennifer Connelly/Eels

Jun 30, 2005

Actress Jennifer Connelly; musical group Eels.

174Episode #12.174

Jul 1, 2005

Michael Chiklis; comedian Gary Mule Deer; new summer toys with Shannon Eis.

175Show #2394

Jul 18, 2005

176Show #2395

Jul 19, 2005

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178Show #2397

Jul 21, 2005

179Show #2398

Jul 22, 2005

180John Cusack/The All-American Rejects

Jul 25, 2005

181Show #2400

Jul 26, 2005

182Kelly Preston/Jeff Altman/Aimee Mann

Jul 27, 2005

Kelly Preston, Jeff Altman and Aimee Mann

183Bill Murray/Bettye LaVette

Jul 28, 2005

184Show #2403

Jul 29, 2005

185Lance Armstrong/Michael Ian Black

Aug 1, 2005

186Show #2405

Aug 2, 2005

187Show #2406

Aug 3, 2005

188Show #2407

Aug 4, 2005

189Show #2408

Aug 5, 2005

190Show #2409

Aug 8, 2005

191Show #2410

Aug 9, 2005

192Show #2411

Aug 10, 2005

193Show #2412

Aug 11, 2005

194Show #2413

Aug 12, 2005