Married... with Children
Domestic bliss was never like this!
Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.
Episodes
1A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peg Make a Basket?
22 minSep 5, 1993★ 7.0
When Al and Peggy go to a basketball game, Peggy switches seats with Al and her seat is chosen for a $10,000 free throw contest.
2Hood 'n the Boyz
22 minSep 12, 1993★ 7.0
Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.
3Proud to Be Your Bud
22 minSep 19, 1993★ 7.4
The family thinks Bud is insane when they overhear him talking to himself in his room.
4Luck of the Bundys
22 minSep 26, 1993★ 7.9
When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.
5Banking on Marcy
22 minOct 3, 1993★ 7.6
Marcy tries to imagine being in the bedroom to improve her ability to speak in front of large audiences, but her fantasies tend to go a little too wild.
6No Chicken, No Check
22 minOct 10, 1993★ 7.5
Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.
7Take My Wife, Please
22 minOct 24, 1993★ 7.3
While Bud, Kelly and Peggy spend the night impersonating the Village People at the D'Arcy's Halloween party, the Grim Reaper visits Al.
8Scared Single
22 minNov 7, 1993★ 7.4
Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.
9NO MA'AM
22 minNov 14, 1993★ 7.8
Women take over the nudie bar and the bowling alley, so Al starts an organization called ""NO MA'AM.""
10Dances With Weezy
22 minNov 21, 1993★ 7.4
Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.
11Change for a Buck
22 minNov 28, 1993★ 7.0
Buck runs away from home and ends up at a dog pound.
12A Little Off the Top
22 minDec 12, 1993★ 7.4
Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.
13The Worst Noel
22 minDec 19, 1993★ 6.2
Kelly and Bud try to sneak a jukebox, their Christmas present for Al and Peggy, into the house on Christmas Eve while Al and Peggy argue over channel surfing.
14Sofa So Good
22 minJan 16, 1994★ 7.3
While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.
15Honey, I Blew Up Myself
22 minJan 23, 1994★ 7.6
Al is annoyed when the mall hangs a billboard sized picture of Peggy next to the shoe store.
16How Green Was My Apple
22 minFeb 6, 1994★ 6.8
A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.
17Valentine's Day Massacre
22 minFeb 13, 1994★ 7.7
Bud tries to find an old valentine, whose letter Kelly forgot to give him years ago. Meanwhile, Al shops for Valentine's Day gifts to give to Peggy.
18Get Outta Dodge
22 minFeb 20, 1994★ 7.8
Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.
19Field of Screams
22 minFeb 27, 1994★ 7.4
Al's high school football field will be destroyed for an auto shop, so he protests. Meanwhile, Kelly tests a new bug spray on Bud and Buck, which has unwanted effects.
20The D'Arcy Files
22 minMar 20, 1994★ 7.5
Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.
21Nooner or Later
22 minApr 10, 1994★ 7.8
Peggy must convince Al to come home for a “nooner” in order to win a big radio contest. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly wait in a very long line to buy concert tickets.
22Ride Scare
22 minApr 24, 1994★ 7.4
Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.
23The Legend of Ironhead Haynes
22 minMay 1, 1994★ 6.9
Al loses his precious parking space after insulting a fat woman, which leads to ""No Ma'am"" seeking out to find a guru, Ironhead Haynes, and seek his advice.
24Assault and Batteries
22 minMay 8, 1994★ 7.5
When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.
25Al Goes Deep
22 minMay 15, 1994★ 7.4
Al convinces Jefferson to bet on a football game, but the star of the football team starts dating Kelly, and it interrupts his training.
26Kelly Knows Something
22 minMay 22, 1994★ 7.8
Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.
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