Married... with Children
Domestic bliss was never like this!
Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.
Episodes
1Twisted
22 minSep 28, 1996★ 6.3
The neighbors take refuge from a twister.
2Children of the Corns
22 minOct 5, 1996★ 7.1
Al and Griff blackmail Gary, because of a bad promotion contest, when they find the shoes from the shoe store are made by children in sweatshops. Meanwhile, Peggy wins a microwave and Kelly and her try to hide it from Al.
3Kelly's Gotta Habit
22 minOct 12, 1996★ 7.4
Kelly must sign a morals clause when she gets a commercial part playing a nun. Meanwhile, Al gets to be on Cops as Officer Dan's partner.
4Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)
22 minNov 10, 1996★ 7.4
Al's Dodge starts sputtering so he sends the rest of the family to find a fuel pump for it while he recalls the good old days in his Dodge.
5Requiem for a Chevyweight (2)
22 minNov 17, 1996★ 7.6
Al buries the Dodge and leases a new sports car. Meanwhile, Peggy digs up the Dodge so she can sell the engine.
6A Bundy Thanksgiving
22 minNov 24, 1996★ 7.3
Al goes to look for his aunt's pie, but finds she is dead.
7The Juggs Have Left the Building
22 minDec 1, 1996★ 7.9
Peggy and Kelly both enter a singing contest when they are on vacation in Missouri.
8God Help Ye Merry Bundymen
22 minDec 22, 1996★ 7.5
Al and Griff are fired during the holidays and have to take small jobs in the mall. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud swipe biblical figures from the D'Arcys' nativity scene and Peggy enters the neighborhood Christmas decoration contest.
9Crimes Against Obesity
22 minDec 29, 1996★ 7.4
Al is sued by all of the overweight women he has insulted in the past, and they hold a trial in the shoe store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud tint the windows on Al's car for his birthday gift.
10The Stepford Peg
22 minJan 6, 1997★ 7.8
When Peggy gets amnesia, Al turns her into the perfect wife, which makes everyone happy, except Marcy.
11Bud on the Side
22 minJan 13, 1997★ 7.2
After Al tells Bud to lower his standards in women, Bud starts dating Al's boss Gary.
12Grime and Punishment
22 minJan 20, 1997★ 7.4
Bud asks Al to repair the basement after Al starts charging him rent. When Al refuses, Bud calls a health inspector who makes Al live in the basement after it is deemed uninhabitable.
13T*R*A*S*H
22 minJan 27, 1997★ 7.1
Seeking regular meals, Al and Griff join the army, but end up having to help with a garbage strike.
14Breaking Up Is Easy to Do (1)
22 minFeb 24, 1997★ 7.0
Al and Peggy split up after seeing a marriage counselor. Kelly must learn to box to get a part in a movie.
15Breaking Up Is Easy to Do (2)
22 minFeb 24, 1997★ 7.1
Al moves into a room in the airport. Meanwhile, Peggy finds a new boyfriend.
16Breaking Up Is Easy to Do (3)
22 minMar 3, 1997★ 6.9
Kelly and Bud finds that Peggy's new boyfriend will force them to work if he marries Peggy.
17Live Nude Peg
22 minMar 10, 1997★ 6.6
A disguised Peggy starts dancing at the nudie bar, and Al loves her character, not knowing that it is Peggy.
18A Babe in Toyland
22 minMar 17, 1997★ 7.1
Kelly guest appears on a kiddie show, but ends up taking over the entire show. Al and Peggy get twin beds.
19Birthday Boy Toy
22 minMar 31, 1997★ 7.5
Marcy gets Jefferson a membership to the health club and he becomes a spectacle there. Meanwhile, Bud directs when Al and Kelly star in a commercial for the shoe store.
20Lez Be Friends
22 minApr 10, 1997★ 6.1
Marcy becomes jealous when her lesbian cousin, Mandy, comes to visit.
21Damn Bundys
22 minApr 28, 1997★ 7.3
Al makes a pact with the devil and gets to play for the Chicago Bears.
22The Desperate Half-Hour
22 minMay 5, 1997★ 7.8
Bud's pen-pal from prison and her boyfriend pay a visit to the Bundy household and takes the family hostage, but Kelly ends up falling in love with the boyfriend.
23How to Marry a Moron
22 minMay 5, 1997★ 5.9
With hours before Kelly's wedding, Al learns that Kelly's new beau is lusting for other women and since Kelly is his daughter, he takes offense to that.
24Chicago Shoe Exchange
22 minJun 9, 1997★ 7.0
Al and Griff start a barter to get a massage chair. Meanwhile, Kelly gives massages to Bud.
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