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Horrible Histories

  • TV-PG
  • 2009–
  • 11 seasons
  • Family, Comedy
  • 8.0

The history they don't teach you in school.

Based on the best-selling children's books and liberally splattered with guts, blood and poo, a group of British comedians offer an anarchic and unconventional take on some of history's most gruesome and funny moments, with topics including the Stone Age, the Middle Ages, the Egyptians and the Romans, among others.

Episodes

13 episodes
  1. 1Episode 1

    30 minApr 9, 2012

    Dick Whittington pitches a movie about his life, Stone Age technology geeks queue for hours at the unveiling of the Bronze Age, and some German bomber pilots find an unfortunate use for a tourist guidebook to Britain.

  2. 2Episode 2

    30 minApr 10, 2012

    Henry VIII appears on a TV show hoping to raise money from his antique abbeys. Also, Charles Darwin sings about his theory of Natural Selection, and a pirate captain aims to be Lord Sugar's next Historical Apprentice.

  3. 3Episode 3

    30 minApr 11, 2012

    Queen Elizabeth I goes online dating, Greek philosopher Socrates foils his own rescue from prison, and Emicho of the Rhineland goes crusading with some very unusual Sat Navs to lead the way.

  4. 4Episode 4

    30 minApr 12, 2012

    HHTV's War Reporter Mike Peabody regrets his decision to cover the Norman Siege of Palermo, the Pilgrim Fathers rap about Jamestown in America, and a German submarine captain has the worst toilet accident in history.

  5. 5Episode 5

    30 minApr 13, 2012

    Some Bronze Agers argue about building the world's first city, Bob Hale explains the entire history of the Renaissance, Mary Seacole sings about her Crimean hotel, and William Shakespeare gets into a rap battle.

  6. 6Episode 6

    30 minApr 20, 2012

    A confused Christopher Columbus declares he has found India and a Georgian woman reveals her very Stupid Death. Also, Victoria and Albert attend the Great Exhibition and Tsar Peter III brings a very weird case to the Court of Historical Law.

  7. 7Episode 7

    30 minApr 27, 2012

    Emperor Napoleon plays in a very unusual chess match, a Victorian inventor builds an anti-seasickness ship with one small design flaw, a snowball fight breaks out at a public execution and the British army hires a dead tramp to defeat the Germans in World War II.

  8. 8Episode 8

    30 minMay 4, 2012

    Emperor Nero visits the victims of the Great Fire of Rome, some Crusaders attend a training course on how to fight weird monsters, and we meet the man with the best (and worst) job in Tudor England.

  9. 9Episode 9

    30 minMay 11, 2012

    King Edward III gets married in a building site, Julius Caesar reveals his secret tips on hiding baldness, we learn the tricks of the criminal trade on the Real Victorian Hustle and we meet Renaissance Italy's most corrupt family: the Borgias.

  10. 10Episode 10

    30 minMay 18, 2012

    William the Conqueror has some trouble conquering the town of Ely, Greek philosopher Diogenes reveals his disgusting tactic for getting rid of people he doesn't like, a Saxon joins a modern dating agency and there is a surprise in store for the people on Victorian Wife Swap.

  11. 11Episode 11

    30 minMay 25, 2012

    Dr Culpeper invites us all to his highly unhealthy health spa, a Crusader knight competes on Historical Masterchef, King John worries about all the internet haters and crooner William Shakespeare serenades us with his big band.

  12. 12Episode 12

    30 minJun 1, 2012

    A Victorian woman books a ticket on a very odd railway, a modern patient is (mis)treated by a Roman dentist, Alfred the Great pitches a movie about his life, and a Greek geek competes on Historical Mastermind.

  13. 13Savage Songs Special

    30 minJun 4, 2012

    The Thinkers, Mary I, William Shakespeare, The New World, Luddites, Victoria and Albert, Mary Seacole, Natural Selection and RAF Pilots

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Series cast

John EcclestonRattus Rattus (voice)124 episodes
Jon CulshawAdditional Voices101 episodes
Jim Howick78 episodes
Simon Farnaby77 episodes
Ben Willbond64 episodes
Mathew Baynton64 episodes
Jess RobinsonAdditional Voices64 episodes
Martha Howe-Douglas64 episodes
Laurence Rickard63 episodes
Jalaal Hartley54 episodes
Jessica Ransom50 episodes
Lawry Lewin48 episodes
Tom Stourton45 episodes
Sarah Hadland33 episodes
Richard David-Caine30 episodes
Dominique Moore28 episodes
Alice LoweVarious25 episodes
Gemma Whelan21 episodes

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