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Horrible Histories

  • TV-PG
  • 2009–
  • 11 seasons
  • Family, Comedy
  • 8.0

The history they don't teach you in school.

Based on the best-selling children's books and liberally splattered with guts, blood and poo, a group of British comedians offer an anarchic and unconventional take on some of history's most gruesome and funny moments, with topics including the Stone Age, the Middle Ages, the Egyptians and the Romans, among others.

Episodes

13 episodes
  1. 1Aztec Home Cooking and Victorian Manners

    30 minMay 30, 2011

    Meet an annoying French prankster from the Middle Ages, witness bizarre Aztec food on Historical Masterchef, see what happens when Queen Elizabeth I needs the toilet, and learn how not to impress a woman in Victorian times -a painful lesson in manners. The truth about Dick Turpin in song; certainly no New Romantic.

  2. 2Episode 2

    30 minMay 31, 2011

    Some medieval knights discover the most disgusting way to attack a castle, the Saxons demonstrate the stupidest way to lose a battle, a Georgian goes shopping in a modern pet shop, and the kings and queens of England demonstrate how to remember them all, through the power of song.

  3. 3Episode 3

    30 minJun 1, 2011

    A confused World War I soldier spends his first day in the trenches, William Wallace launches his music career as a rock rebel, Lady Jane Grey wins a frankly terrible competition, and the Welsh women of Fishguard defeat a French invasion without even trying.

  4. 4Episode 4

    30 minJun 2, 2011

    An unusual Stuart highwayman doesn't always steal cash, a modern detective struggles to solve a series of murders in Emperor Caligula's house, HHTV goes undercover to prove allegations of cheating in Middle Ages jousting tournaments, and King George IV meets his dead relatives.

  5. 5Episode 5

    30 minJun 3, 2011

    A Welsh prince from the Middle Ages has a very stupid death, King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go on Historical Wife Swap with some starving French peasants, a Tudor peasant gets a super-hot makeover from Historical Fashion Fix, and Queen Cleopatra sings about her femme fatale reputation.

  6. 6Episode 6

    30 minJun 7, 2011

    Henry VIII promotes his all meat, no vegetables diet plan, Bob Hale struggles desperately to explain the Middle Ages War of the Roses, a Stone Age man invents farming, and Admiral Nelson confuses everyone with his last words.

  7. 7Episode 7

    30 minJun 14, 2011

    Robert Walpole struggles to talk to England's German king, a Scottish sportsman attacks dead cows in the Highland Games, American inventor Paul Revere demonstrates his gunpowder toothpaste, and the Roman Emperors channel the King of Pop in their musical argument over who's baddest of all.

  8. 8Episode 8

    30 minJun 21, 2011

    HHTV reporter Mike Peabody gets caught up in the French Revolution, Henry VIII enjoys a highly dangerous sport for children, Saxon King Ethelred the Unready suffers online bullying from the Vikings, and the Suffragettes set the record straight in song.

  9. 9Episode 9

    30 minJun 28, 2011

    The Vikings launch their advert for 'We Sell Any Monk', Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws, the sacrifice obsessed Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song, and we discover the Roman equivalent of text messaging.

  10. 10Episode 10

    30 minJul 12, 2011

    Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror, the story of Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma, and a strange Stuart doctor takes a snooze during the middle of a battle.

  11. 11Episode 11

    30 minJul 5, 2011

    We rejoice in the odd marriage of Mary I and Philip II of Spain, whilst a pirate chef disgusts the judges on Historical Masterchef and a Stone Age man appears on Dragons' Den with his innovative inventions. Plus, the Victorian paramedics offer their bizarre medical advice to a modern patient.

  12. 12Episode 12

    30 minJul 19, 2011

    The people of Strasbourg literally can't stand still with 'Dance Fever', HHTV presenter Fearne Polyester reports from a bizarre Greek festival, two Celtic warriors hold a rap battle to see who is best at boasting, and King Charles II meets the man who tried to steal the Crown Jewels.

  13. 13Savage Songs Special

    30 minJul 26, 2011

    Savage Songs compilation. Featuring the hip hop battle of the boasting Celts, pop superstar Cleopatra, rock rebel William Wallace, the soulful Suffragettes, the funky Aztec priests, the crooning caveman, bad boy heartthrob Dick Turpin, pouting Richard III, the children of the Victorian workhouses, and the many, many, merry monarchs!

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Series cast

John EcclestonRattus Rattus (voice)124 episodes
Jon CulshawAdditional Voices101 episodes
Jim Howick78 episodes
Simon Farnaby77 episodes
Ben Willbond64 episodes
Mathew Baynton64 episodes
Jess RobinsonAdditional Voices64 episodes
Martha Howe-Douglas64 episodes
Laurence Rickard63 episodes
Jalaal Hartley54 episodes
Jessica Ransom50 episodes
Lawry LewinVarious48 episodes
Tom Stourton45 episodes
Sarah Hadland33 episodes
Richard David-Caine30 episodes
Dominique MooreVarious28 episodes
Alice Lowe25 episodes
Gemma Whelan21 episodes

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