ted · S1 · E4
Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles
Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.
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Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.
Season 1
1Just Say Yes
51 minJan 11, 2024★ 7.8
When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.
2My Two Dads
40 minJan 11, 2024★ 7.6
Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy… on one condition.
3Ejectile Dysfunction
38 minJan 11, 2024★ 7.7
Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan's disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.
4Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles
38 minJan 11, 2024★ 7.7Now viewing
Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.
5Desperately Seeking Susan
34 minJan 11, 2024★ 7.6
Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.
6Loud Night
44 minJan 11, 2024★ 7.0
Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted's miraculous origin.
7He's Gotta Have It
43 minJan 11, 2024★ 8.0
As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.
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