ted
You can't spell 'family' without FML.
It's 1993 and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed, leaving him living with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, who lives in a working-class Boston home with his parents and cousin. Ted may not be the best influence on John, but when it comes right down to it, he's willing to go out on a limb to help his friend and his family.
Episodes
It's 1994, and senior year of high school is underway for Ted the foul-mouthed teddy bear and his best friend, likable but awkward John Bennett. Together they live in a working-class Boston home with John's parents (Matty and Susan) and cousin (Blaire).
1Talk Dirty to Me
34 minMar 5, 2026★ 8.0
John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.
2Mrs. Robicheck
34 minMar 5, 2026★ 8.2
Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.
3Dungeons & Dealers
31 minMar 5, 2026★ 8.0
John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
4The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com
37 minMar 5, 2026★ 7.6
Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
5The Sword in the Stoned
33 minMar 5, 2026★ 8.1
John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
6Roe v. Weed
32 minMar 5, 2026★ 7.7
Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
7Susan Is the New Black
33 minMar 5, 2026★ 7.8
Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
8Fraudcast News
33 minMar 5, 2026★ 7.9
John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.
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