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The Facts of Life

  • TV-PG
  • 1979–1988
  • 9 seasons
  • Drama, Comedy
  • 7.1

You take the good, you take the bad...

Mrs. Edna Garrett, housemother and dietitian at the Eastland School, teaches a group of girls in her charge how to solve those problems that every teenager has to face.

Episodes

24 episodes
  1. 1Down and Out in Malibu (1)

    Sep 26, 1987

    Jo is jobless and apartmentless in Malibu, where Richard Moll just happens to need a house sitter.

  2. 2Down and Out in Malibu (2)

    Oct 3, 1987

    Richard Moll returns to the home he left in Jo's care to find it's been flooded: someone left the water running in the hot tub.

  3. 3Rumor Has It

    Oct 17, 1987

    Blair's after-hours visit with a professor reputed to be a womanizer stirs up a storm of vicious rumors on campus.

  4. 4Before the Fall

    Oct 24, 1987

    Natalie jumps at the chance to do an inside story on ROTC and then learns she'll also have to jump from a plane.

  5. 5Sweet Charity

    Nov 7, 1987

    Jo takes a job in social work at a community center that, she learns, has no funds to pay her salary.

  6. 6Up from Down Under

    Nov 14, 1987

    A new girl arrives at Eastland in the wee hours, claiming to be an Australian exchange student.

  7. 7The More the Marrier

    Nov 21, 1987

    Tootie's boyfriend says he can't make it to town for the Winter Carnival so Tootie decides to go with someone else.

  8. 8A Rose by Any Other Age

    Nov 28, 1987

    Blair is dumbfounded when an honor student she invited over ostensibly to study takes a shine to Beverly Ann instead of her.

  9. 9Adventures in Baileysitting

    Dec 5, 1987

    Babysitter Blair leaves her sister with the others while she attends a tea, and returns to find they somehow misplaced her.

  10. 10It's a Wonderful Christmas

    Dec 12, 1987

    It's holiday time, and Beverly Ann feels unneeded, until a mysterious Santa shows her what Christmas in Peekskill would be like without her.

  11. 11Golden Oldies

    Jan 2, 1988

    Imagine the whole gang the same people the same place, 40 years from now.

  12. 12A Thousand Frowns

    Jan 9, 1988

    Andy latches on to a "big brother," who's living for today because tomorrow may never come.

  13. 13Something in Common

    Jan 16, 1988

    It's not music to his ears when Jo's dad learns that her boyfriend plays piano at a dinner joint.

  14. 14Peekskill Law

    Jan 23, 1988

    Blair interns at a law firm that's defending an accused murderer, who seems to be guilty until proven innocent.

  15. 15A House Divided

    Jan 30, 1988

    The fat hits the fire when Natalie and Tootie's boyfriends meet, and Jo blows a gasket over the repair job on her bike.

  16. 16The First Time

    Feb 6, 1988

    Natalie deals firsthand with facts of life as she overnights with her boyfriend Snake, and faces the reactions of her friends and Snake.

  17. 17Let's Face the Music

    30 minFeb 13, 1988

    A sponsor of a musical benefit invites Jo and Blair to visit his beauty spa, where they are transformed but not in the way they expected.

  18. 18Less Than Perfect

    30 minFeb 20, 1988

    One evening, a tired Blair falls asleep at the wheel and has a car accident landing her in the hospital with a gash on her forehead. This leads her to begin worrying about how her once "perfect" self will recover from this tragedy.

  19. 19Till Marriage Do Us Part

    Feb 27, 1988

    Rick proposes to Jo in his own crazy way, and everyone anticipates a wedding. Everyone, that is, except Jo – who still hasn't accepted.

  20. 20Present Imperfect

    Mar 5, 1988

    Tootie recieves a hideous pendant as an engagement present from Jeff's formidable grandmother, and it's pulverized at Andy and Pippa's wild party just before the woman arrives.

  21. 21On the Edge

    Mar 12, 1988

    Jo's job at the social services center gets a bit hairy when her supervisor, a suicide prevention counselor, threatens to leap off a building.

  22. 22Big Apple Blues

    Mar 19, 1988

    Natalie's first bite of the Big Apple is hard to digest: she overnights in a Soho loft with "the four weirdest people I've ever met."

  23. 23The Beginning of the End

    Apr 30, 1988

    Blair buys Eastland to save it from bankruptcy, and then must find a new headmaster and lots of new students.

  24. 24The Beginning of the Beginning

    May 7, 1988

    As the new headmistress, Blair starts whipping Eastland students into shape, and she's particularly challenged by one who seems determined to get expelled.

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Series cast

Lisa WhelchelBlair Warner201 episodes
Kim FieldsTootie Ramsey201 episodes
Mindy CohnNatalie Green201 episodes
Nancy McKeonJoanne Jo Polniaczek188 episodes
Charlotte RaeEdna Garrett153 episodes
Mackenzie AstinAndy Moffett72 episodes
Cloris LeachmanBeverly Ann Stickle48 episodes
Pamela AdlonKelly Affinado26 episodes
Sherrié AustinPippa McKenna24 episodes
George ClooneyGeorge Burnett24 episodes
Felice SchachterNancy Olson19 episodes
Julie PiekarskiSue Ann Weaver17 episodes
Julie Anne HaddockCindy Webster17 episodes
Molly RingwaldMolly Parker14 episodes
Jenny O'HaraMiss Emily Mahoney13 episodes
John LawlorSteven Bradley13 episodes
Geri JewellGeri Tyler12 episodes
Alex RoccoCharlie Polniaczek11 episodes

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