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The Facts of Life

  • TV-PG
  • 1979–1988
  • 9 seasons
  • Drama, Comedy
  • 7.1

You take the good, you take the bad...

Mrs. Edna Garrett, housemother and dietitian at the Eastland School, teaches a group of girls in her charge how to solve those problems that every teenager has to face.

Episodes

16 episodes
  1. 1The New Girl (1)

    30 minNov 19, 1980

    Streetsmart Bronx native, Jo Polniaczeck arrives at Eastland.

  2. 2The New Girl (2)

    30 minNov 26, 1980

    Mrs. Garrett bails the girls out of jail and announces that they all have been expelled from Eastland. However, they can stay if they move in with Mrs. Garrett and work in the cafeteria. This prompts Jo's want to leave to become even stronger.

  3. 3Double Standard

    30 minDec 10, 1980

    Blair is sure that an old friend of hers', Harrison Andrews is going to invite her to a cotillion, however she is thrown for a loop when he invites Jo.

  4. 4Who Am I?

    Dec 17, 1980

    Tootie begins to think long and hard about her race and how she's being treated at Eastland, thanks to a new boy whom Tootie took an interest in. Tootie soon begins to shun Natalie, Jo and Blair and even backs out of a dance contest because her dance partner is white.

  5. 5Cousin Geri

    30 minDec 24, 1980

    When Blair's cousin, Geri, arrives for a visit, Mrs. Garrett, based on Blair's behavior, thinks she's embarrassed of Geri since she has cerebral palsy. However later Mrs. Garrett realizes she's really jealous of her since Geri is also a successful comedienne.

  6. 6Shoplifting

    30 minDec 31, 1980

    It's Edna's birthday and the girls want to buy her a gift. Blair told them that she would buy the gift but Jo, Natalie, and Tootie decide to buy their own gift. They decide to buy a cool Hawaiian shirt for Mrs. Garrett because it's on sale. When they go to the store they find the sale has ended. Jo decided to steal the shirt. Later, Mrs. Garrett decides to return the shirt and discovers it was stolen.

  7. 7Teenage Marriage (1)

    30 minJan 7, 1981

    Jo's boyfriend, Eddie, surprises her by making a sudden visit to Peekskill, but she gets even more of a surprise when he proposes marriage.

  8. 8Teenage Marriage (2)

    Jan 14, 1981

    Jo is unsure of whether or not to accept Eddie's proposal but finally decides to go ahead with the wedding, despite the feelings of Mrs. Garrett, Blair, Natalie and Tootie.

  9. 9Gossip

    30 minJan 21, 1981

    When Tootie overhears a secret that Blair tells Jo about Nancy's beau, she lets the secret slip and Nancy and Blair get into a fight which leads Blair to give Jo the silent treatment. Things get worse, when Tootie mistakes Mrs. Garrett for being drunk, when really her eyes had been dilated by her eye doctor prompting her to be a little topsy turvy. The rumor of Mrs. Garrett's drunken sprawl could cost her her job.

  10. 10Breaking Point

    30 minJan 28, 1981

    Blair is running for class president but things get out of hand when one of the candidates commits suicide.

  11. 11Sex Symbol

    30 minFeb 4, 1981

    Natalie hits it off with Neil, a boy she meets at a dance and they later begin studying together. However, rumors are spread that Natalie and Neil did more than just study which brings on calls from a number of boys who want to study with Natalie. Natalie encourages these rumors when she goes out with the boys due to the fact that Blair, Jo and Tootie laughed at the notion that Natalie could be a sex symbol.

  12. 12The Secret

    30 minFeb 25, 1981

    Shortly after winning an award, Jo learns that her jailbird father, is getting paroled and that he would like to attend the awards ceremony. However, an ashamed Jo, tries to keep her father from attending as well as tries to keep secret the fact that her dad is in prison.

  13. 13Pretty Babies

    30 minMar 4, 1981

    Tootie is selected to do a photo shoot for a fashion photographer, but Mrs. Garrett becomes increasingly concerned at the dark underbelly of the business.

  14. 14Bought and Sold

    30 minMar 11, 1981

    Blair is selling Countess Calvert cosmetics, and she uses Natalie as a model.

  15. 15Free Spirit

    30 minMar 18, 1981

    Mrs. Garrett's musician son, Alex stops by Eastland for a visit, with tales about how he rubs elbows with other musicians like Neil Diamond and Carly Simon. However, Blair smells a rat when she contradicts one of his stories and when she learns that Mrs. Garrett is still supporting him.

  16. 16Brian and Sylvia

    Mar 25, 1981

    Tootie and Natalie go to visit Tootie's aunt Sylvia. However, they are unaware they are showing up right in the middle of a fight. Sylvia and her husband are an interacial couple and Sylvia has just gotten a job offer in New York and Brian is not to happy about moving.

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Series cast

Lisa WhelchelBlair Warner201 episodes
Kim FieldsTootie Ramsey201 episodes
Mindy CohnNatalie Green201 episodes
Nancy McKeonJoanne Jo Polniaczek188 episodes
Charlotte RaeEdna Garrett153 episodes
Mackenzie AstinAndy Moffett72 episodes
Cloris LeachmanBeverly Ann Stickle48 episodes
Pamela AdlonKelly Affinado26 episodes
Sherrié AustinPippa McKenna24 episodes
George ClooneyGeorge Burnett24 episodes
Felice SchachterNancy Olson19 episodes
Julie PiekarskiSue Ann Weaver17 episodes
Julie Anne HaddockCindy Webster17 episodes
Molly RingwaldMolly Parker14 episodes
Jenny O'HaraMiss Emily Mahoney13 episodes
John LawlorSteven Bradley13 episodes
Geri JewellGeri Tyler12 episodes
Alex RoccoCharlie Polniaczek11 episodes

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