M*A*S*H

1Divided We Stand

25 minSep 15, 1973★ 7.4

Gen. Clayton sends a psychiatrist to the 4077th to gauge the camp's cohesiveness and fitness as a unit.

25 O’Clock Charlie

25 minSep 22, 1973★ 7.5

An inept, if punctual, bomber pilot provides comic relief for Hawkeye and Trapper, but inspires Frank to call out the heavy artillery.

3Radar’s Report

25 minSep 29, 1973★ 5.8

Radar chronicles the antics of a typical week at the 4077th, which includes Hawkeye falling for a new nurse, a POW going berserk in the OR and Klinger seeking a psychiatric discharge.

4For the Good of the Outfit

25 minOct 6, 1973★ 6.9

Hawkeye and Trapper receive high-level flak when they buck the brass to report the "friendly fire" shelling of a South Korean village.

5Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde

25 minOct 13, 1973★ 6.7

Hawkeye has been operating so long he just can't quit, and he decides to try to end the war while he's at it.

6Kim

25 minOct 20, 1973★ 7.1

Everyone wants to mother a wounded and apparently orphaned boy.

7L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)

25 minOct 27, 1973★ 6.7

Hawkeye cuts through red tape to help a GI marry his child's Korean mother, and cuts romantic ties with a bigoted nurse.

8The Trial of Henry Blake

25 minNov 3, 1973★ 7.4

Henry's fitness for command is called into question when he's put on trial for charges stemming from the tomfoolery at the 4077th.

9Dear Dad... Three

25 minNov 10, 1973★ 7.0

Another letter from Hawkeye to his father tells about a bigoted soldier who wants the "right color" blood, a live grenade in the OR and Henry's home movies.

10The Sniper

25 minNov 17, 1973★ 6.8

A lone sniper turns the hospital compound into a combat zone, traps Henry and Radar in the showers and forces surgery by candlelight after he knocks out the generator.

11Carry On, Hawkeye

25 minNov 24, 1973★ 6.8

A flu epidemic leaves yet-to-be infected Hawkeye and Margaret more overworked than ever.

12The Incubator

25 minDec 1, 1973★ 7.1

Hawkeye and Trapper hassle the brass to obtain a vital piece of medical equipment.

13Deal Me Out

25 minDec 8, 1973★ 7.0

The 4077th and friends convene for their weekly “Medical Conference,” A.K.A. Poker while Radar runs over a civilian and Frank is held hostage in the showers by an enlisted man.

14Hot Lips and Empty Arms

25 minDec 15, 1973★ 6.7

Depressed by news from home, Margaret examines her life and decides to request a transfer.

15Officers Only

25 minDec 22, 1973

Something smells rank at the 4077th, and it might be the new officers' club--from which enlisted types are barred.

16Henry in Love

25 minJan 5, 1974

Henry returns from Tokyo in love with a woman half his age, but he seems to have forgotten one thing--he's married.

17For Want of a Boot

25 minJan 12, 1974

Hawkeye's quest for new boots turns into a never-ending game of horse trading.

18Operation Noselift

25 minJan 19, 1974

A private with a prominent proboscis pleads for prohibited plastic surgery--but Frank and Margaret smell a rat.

19The Chosen People

25 minJan 26, 1974★ 6.0

A local farmer claims the 4077th is on his land, and a Korean woman claims Radar is the father of her child.

20As You Were

25 minFeb 2, 1974★ 6.8

Frank chooses a lull in the action to ask Hawkeye and Trapper to perform his hernia operation, and that's just when the war returns full tilt.

21Crisis

25 minFeb 9, 1974★ 6.3

A wave of conservation hits the 4077th after a vital supply line is cut, creating a variety of shortages.

22George

25 minFeb 16, 1974★ 5.4

Hawkeye learns a patient was beaten up in his unit because he's homosexual, and Frank wants the soldier drummed out of the Army.

23Mail Call

25 minFeb 23, 1974

Mail call inspires Hawkeye and Trapper to play on Frank's greed, and Klinger's letters from home cover everything from death to pregnancy.

24A Smattering of Intelligence

25 minMar 2, 1974

Frank is investigated by two crazy intelligence men, one who's convinced he's a communist, the other's certain Frank's a fascist.