Beast of Both Worlds

1The Burn Earner Spits

11 minMay 11, 2020

Using an emotional X-ray device we provide a detailed history of these United States, starting from May of 1951 all the way up until tomorrow at 3:30.

2Carrion My Son

11 minMay 18, 2020

Birth is mommy's most romantic meat cute and mankind's hottest selfie.

3Nesslessness

11 minMay 25, 2020

Time flies when you're demoralizing your children.

4Beast of Both Worlds

11 minJun 1, 2020Now viewing

Is man punishing herself for some perceived guilt?

5The Diff

11 minJun 8, 2020

A life-sized map of the universe and a pocket chart of sexual (cuts) of meat (positions) announce the birth of two bounding twin SILFS (Selves I'd Like To FILF).

6Holeways

11 minJun 14, 2020

Every father is mother to a tunnel inside us, leading them away. [Note: Prior to viewing this, you will want to install a restroom in your pants. Because what you see might make you need to use the restroom right into a toilet.]