Secrets and Lives

1Pilot

22 minMar 18, 2009★ 7.9

Ted Crisp works at Veridian Technologies in the research and development department and loves his job. However, Ted is taken aback when he learns the company has cryogenically frozen one of the scientists in his department.

2Heroes

21 minMar 25, 2009★ 8.1

Due to Phil's after effects from the cryogenic experiment, Ted tries to get him to sign a waiver to protect Veridian from possible future litigation. Elsewhere, Phil and Lem try to create beef despite having no meat in the lab.

3Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits

21 minApr 1, 2009★ 8.1

When Ted's nanny calls in sick, he is forced to take his daughter Rose to work where Veronica bonds with her. Meanwhile, Ted learns where he stands with Linda when her ex-boyfriend arrives in town.

4Racial Sensitivity

22 minApr 8, 2009★ 8.7

Ted discovers Veridian has a problem when their new motion detection system proves unable to recognize black people.

5Win Some, Dose Some

22 minApr 15, 2009★ 7.6

Linda is given an experimental drug that has some unusual side effects.

6Goodbye, Mr. Chips

22 minApr 22, 2009★ 7.9

Ted inadvertently deletes himself from Veridian's system when he tries to fix his employee ID, and, as the lab falls into chaos, his peers try to remedy the situation.

7Get Happy

22 minMay 5, 2009★ 8.1

After a survey reveals that the staff is unhappy, Veronica tries to improve their morale.

8You Are the Boss of Me

22 minJun 23, 2009★ 7.3

Lem and Phil reluctantly invite Ted to their Medieval Fight Club. Linda tries to befriend Veronica.

9Bioshuffle

22 minJun 30, 2009★ 7.9

When Veronica, Linda, and Ted end up having to share offices, tensions grow between them.

10Trust and Consequences

21 minJul 14, 2009★ 7.7

Veridian blames Linda for a perfume with unexpected side effects, and friends fall out when they're forced to testify.

11Father, Can You Hair Me?

22 minJul 21, 2009★ 7.5

A shocking piece of news impacts the rivalry between Veronica and her father, who is the CEO of another big company. Elsewhere, Ted thinks Phil and Lem's potential cure for baldness will impress his hard-to-please dad.

12Jabberwocky

21 minAug 11, 2009★ 8.8

Ted creates a phony project for Linda after she hears that Veridian is going green, which becomes problematic when other staffers want to join the cause.

13Secrets and Lives

22 minAug 11, 2009★ 7.8Now viewing

The team learns a shocking secret about Veronica when an invention goes awry. Meanwhile, Linda tries to set up Ted with another woman.