You Me Her

1Triangular Peg, Meet Round Hole

30 minApr 9, 2019

Two months later, we find EJI back in Hawthorne Heights, “test-renting” the Helen Wilberg house. Will the surprising news revealed at Emma’s baby-doc appointment put enough pressure on Izzy to finally cave and put down roots in the ‘burbs?

2The Saddest Clown Show Ever

30 minApr 16, 2019

Jack tries to bro-out with his new replacement friend, Nathan. Izzy decides to apply for the Hawthorne School counsellor job. Emma tries to start her architectural empire from home, but can't keep from spying on the exciting new neighbors.

3The Deaf Leading The Blind Leading The Stupid

30 minApr 23, 2019

The EJI sex slump continues even as Emma insists Jack and Izzy should be okay getting it on without her. So why can't they seem to pull the trigger even while Emma is busy taking over the neighborhood?

4That’s so Stupid and I’m Definitely Not Crying

30 minApr 30, 2019

Emma’s been reading up on the rules of polyamory and apparently EJI is doing it all wrong; Gabe blows Emma and Izzy’s mind by revealing a family secret they absolutely cannot repeat to Jack.

5Santa Claus Rides Loch Ness Monster Into Atlantis!

30 minMay 7, 2019

EJI attend Poly Training Camp with Portland’s resident poly expert, Coach Remi. They expected the unexpected, but not that they’d be “outed” for doing poly all wrong.

6Eat Your Strangers and Don't Talk to Vegetables!

30 minMay 14, 2019

EJI's new symbol of their love, a brightly painted front door, garners the attention of the neighborhood, who don't appreciate "Marigold 142" quite as much as our throuple.

7Now Who's Got Egg in Her Hair?

30 minMay 21, 2019

The aftermath of Izzy and Nathan's egg-cellent adventure has surprising consequences, drawing Gabriel into the sticky mess. Meanwhile, Emma and Jack confront Lala at her own game, neighborhood politics.

8A Whole Bouillabaisse of Crazy

30 minMay 28, 2019

Lala's not the only one Izzy has to make reparations to; her bad late-night choices seem to keep ringing up consequences, forcing EJI to confront issues they've all been desperately ducking.

9I'm Popeye and You're My Beautiful Spinach

30 minJun 4, 2019

Izzy tries to friend zone Nathan once and for all. Jack and his mom finally have their showdown.

10Who We Are...and Who We Aren't

30 minJun 11, 2019

Everybody in EJI World prepares for the anniversary party, counting down the moments until they sign papers to legally bind them together as a family... unless someone or something changes their minds.