They Shoot Harpers, Don't They?

1Fitting Punishment

30 minMar 21, 2003

Susan is looking forward to the birth of her first grandchild, but not to being a grandmother. Meanwhile, Nick wants to move back in and a new arrival at Ben's surgery has quite an impact.

2They Shoot Harpers, Don't They?

30 minMar 28, 2003Now viewing

Susan decides that she and Ben should take dance lessons, but they soon find it takes more than two to tango. Meanwhile, Michael decides to concentrate on his studies, but can he stop thinking about girls?

3The Great Escape

30 minApr 4, 2003

Normally, nobody in the Harper family would willingly set foot in Nick's flat, but when Susan's mother comes to stay, it suddenly seems more attractive.

4Return of the Prodigal Prat

30 minApr 11, 2003

When the local newspaper accidentally lists Ben in the obituaries, he takes it as an opportunity to do absolutely nothing. Meanwhile, Susan wants to convert Nick's old room to a nursery, but Nick isn't having any of it.

5Owed to Susan

30 minApr 18, 2003

After the Harpers' marriage is threatened by Susan's discovery that the love poem Ben wrote to woo her was not an original, he goes to great lengths to make it up to her.

6Deliverance

30 minApr 25, 2003

Janey's baby is due and Susan insists on traveling to Manchester for the birth; it's a journey that throws up several blasts from the past.

7Blind Justice

30 minMay 2, 2003

Susan gets hysterical blindness after seeing Michael in bed with a girl. Meanwhile, Ben is on dreaded jury duty and is hassled by an annoying busybody fellow juror, and Nick becomes a wrapping artist.

8Friday the 31st

30 minMay 9, 2003

Susan decides to enter enthusiastically into the spirit of trick or treat for the neighbourhood children, which Ben tries to ignore until the spirits get to him.

9Sitting Targets

30 minMay 16, 2003

Susan decides that Ben should spend more time with Michael in case he turns into another Nick, and Janey leaves the grandparents to babysit Kenzo.

10Loco Parentis

30 minMay 23, 2003

Ben and Susan have to go back to school for parenting classes as a result of Michael playing truant.

11Canary Cage

30 minMay 30, 2003

The Harpers get a free holiday to Lanzarote, and even though Ben loses his luggage, he is happy enough to use his brand new digital camera as much as possible.

12May the Best Man Win

30 minJun 6, 2003

Abi's father asks Ben to be his best man; this turns out to have been a bad move, as he hands over the running of the bachelor night to Nick.

13It's a Window Filled Life

30 minJun 13, 2003

After coming into contact with an infectious disease from Peru, the whole Harper household is placed under quarantine by Susan. How long will it be till they all drive each other mad?