The Velveteen Touch of a Dandy Fop

1Now, Who Wants Ice Cream?

28 minNov 15, 1996

A separatist demands that his Montana cabin be declared its own sovereign nation; two European vacationers try to slip illegal drugs past customs; a cooking demonstration turns tragic. Also: an Olympics parody.

2A Talking Junkie

29 minNov 22, 1996

David has a junkie friend; a married couple run a "mom and pop" porn shop; and R&B group Three Times One Minus One appear on WPCBCN—the White People Co-Opting Black Culture Network—where they complain about being hassled by the cops for jaywalking.

3The Biggest Failure in Broadway History

29 minNov 29, 1996

A parody of "Jesus Christ Superstar"; and a takeoff on "Cops," involving drunken police officers. Also: the "new hate-free Ku Klux Klan."

4If You're Going to Write a Comedy Scene, You're Going to Have Some Rat Feces in There

29 minDec 6, 1996

A U.S. senator sells San Francisco to a corporation that turns it into a theme park. Also: children toil to write comedy sketches--for 18 cents an hour; and parents insist that their son is gay.

5Operation Hell on Earth

29 minDec 13, 1996

A hate group meets to divide up the U.S. into segregated sections and rival college basketball recruiters vie for the services of a 5-year-old boy. Also: a "Blame-A-Thon."

6The Velveteen Touch of a Dandy Fop

27 minDec 20, 1996Now viewing

A horror-movie parody entitled "Coupon: The Movie"; advice from a Beverly Hills "psychoactualist." Also: dueling megaphone crooners.