Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

1Speedycruise!

30 minFeb 26, 2006

Gaz's father closes down the garage leaving Gaz unemployed.

2Goblins

30 minMar 5, 2006

Janet gets a job, making elves, to earning herself some money.

3Mummy Cupboard

30 minMar 12, 2006

Janet starts a sex chat line to earn more money.

4Cauliflower

30 minMar 19, 2006

Louise finally meets her real dad, but he seemed far more interested in Jonny.

5Drunk

30 minMar 26, 2006

Jonny raises his fist to Janet when she provokes him.

6Croppity Crop

30 minApr 2, 2006

Jonny starts a farm and tries to grow his own crops to be self sufficient.

7Finger Sniffing

30 minApr 9, 2006

Things get personal between Janet and Donna when they both apply for the managers job at the archers.Jonny gives Gaz Corinthian after coming to the conclusion that the baby is his.

8War, Hurrgh!

30 minApr 16, 2006

Janet starts her new job at the Archers and soon thinks of a way to entice more elderly customers into the archers meanwhile Jonny tries to help Gaz become a Dad.

9Closing Time

30 minApr 23, 2006

Janet is on the point of losing her job as bar manager of the Archer and Jonny is accused of having homosexual-tendencies. Donna's dad is on the phone and Gaz invites Donna's 16 year old brother over to stay (not a good idea).

10When Janet Killed Jonny

30 minApr 30, 2006

With the Archer now closed, the gang head off down to break into the now dilapidated pub to see what beer is left over, undeterred by the headlines of 'The Curse of the Archer'. This spoof horror episode sees all kinds of gory goings-on as the gang are trapped in the Archer, unable to escape until sunrise.