The Lone Gunmen

1Pilot

45 minMar 4, 2001★ 6.8

A Mission-Impossible style break-in as Frohike and Byers attempt to steal the Octium IV chip from E-Com-Con's top security room.

2Bond, Jimmy Bond

45 minMar 11, 2001★ 6.7

While searching for the killer of an infamous hacker, the three Lone Gunmen find a fourth member when they stumble upon a practice of a football team for the blind.

3Eine Kleine Frohike

45 minMar 16, 2001★ 6.5

Frohike has to disguise himself as the long-lost son of a woman who is believed to be a Nazi war criminal that the Gunmen are trying to smoke out of the woodwork. She was famed for poisoning the pastries of the French Resistance.

4Like Water for Octane

45 minMar 18, 2001★ 6.4

While searching for a water-powered car, the Gunmen encounter missile silos, rude government clerks, and cows.

5Three Men and a Smoking Diaper

45 minMar 23, 2001★ 5.8

The Lone Gunmen become reluctant and rather inept nursemaids to the illegitimate baby of a drunk, philandering, saxophone-playing Senator whose campaign-aide girlfriend died in a suspicious accident. This is the episode where, as Bruce Harwood put it in one chat, "Tom gets his nipples sucked!"

6Madam, I'm Adam

45 minMar 30, 2001★ 6.5

Our heroes meet a strange man who may or may not have been transported by aliens from a parallel universe. Oh, and there's goo.

7Planet of the Frohikes

45 minApr 6, 2001★ 6.2

The team receives a plea for help via an email from an unknown source, but all evidence seems to point to a chimpanzee at a government laboratory

8Maximum Byers

45 minApr 13, 2001★ 6.6

The mother of an inmate on death row request The Lone Gunmen to prove her son's innocence and expose the conspiracy behind the murder.

9Diagnosis: Jimmy

45 minApr 20, 2001★ 6.1

While the trio stalks a grizzly-bear poacher in a snowy forest, an injured Jimmy believes his doctor is a killer profiled on "America's Most Wanted."

10Tango de los Pistoleros

45 minApr 27, 2001★ 6.2

After the Lone Gunmen ruin her first attempt to get close to a suspected smuggler, Yves arranges to become the man's partner in a tango competition -- with a little help from her... ah... friends.

11The Lying Game

45 minMay 4, 2001★ 6.6

The boys' investigation into the shooting death of the brother of Byers' college roommate, a blackmailer, yields a definite suspect: FBI Asst. Director Walter Skinner.

12All About Yves

45 minMay 11, 2001★ 4.9

The Lone Gunmen team up with Man in Black agent Morris Fletcher to find Yves. What they uncover is Romeo-61, a secret government organization responsible for decades of major incidents. The sequel to this episode is X-Files S09E15 - Jump the Shark

13The Cap'n Toby Show

45 minJun 1, 2001★ 6.6

Langly's childhood hero, kid's show host Cap'n Toby, is accused of being an international spy. It's Gunmen to the rescue!