Clowny Freaks

1Need for Weed

11 minMay 16, 2010

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings Widespread Panic to Dougal County.

2The Many Loves of Early Cuyler

11 minMay 23, 2010

Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.

3Dead Squid Walking

11 minMay 30, 2010

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.

4Young, Dumb and Full of Gums

11 minJun 6, 2010

Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.

5Holodeck Redneck

11 minJun 13, 2010

The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)

6Frivolacious Squidigation?

11 minJun 20, 2010

Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.

7Fatal Distraction

11 minJun 27, 2010

Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.

8Clowny Freaks

11 minJul 4, 2010Now viewing

Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

9Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine

11 minJul 11, 2010

Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.

10America: Why I Love Her

22 minJul 18, 2010

A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.