Squidbillies · S3 · E10
The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
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After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
Season 3
1Webnecks
11 minJan 20, 2008
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
2Beast Implants
11 minJan 27, 2008
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
3Tween Steam
11 minFeb 3, 2008
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
4Wing Nut
11 minFeb 10, 2008
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
5Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
11 minFeb 17, 2008
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
6Earth Worst
11 minFeb 24, 2008
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
7The Good One
11 minMar 2, 2008
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
8Sharif
11 minMar 9, 2008
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
9Condition: Demolition!
11 minMar 16, 2008
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
10The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
11 minMar 23, 2008Now viewing
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
11The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
11 minApr 6, 2008
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
12Tuscaloosa Dumpling
11 minApr 13, 2008
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
13Armageddon It On!
11 minApr 20, 2008
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
14Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
11 minApr 27, 2008
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
15Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
11 minMay 4, 2008
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
16An Officer and a Dental Dam
11 minMay 11, 2008
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
17The Okaleechee Dam Jam
11 minMay 18, 2008
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
18Pile M for Murder
11 minMay 25, 2008
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
19Mud Days and Cornfused
11 minJun 1, 2008
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
20Krystal, Light
11 minJun 8, 2008
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.