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Squidbillies · S2 · E5

Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

  • TV-14
  • Oct 15, 2006
  • 11 min

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

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About this episode

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

Season 2

14 episodes

  1. 1Government Brain Voodoo Trouble

    11 minSep 17, 2006

    Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.

  2. 2Butt Trouble

    11 minSep 24, 2006

    Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

  3. 3Double Truckin' the Tricky Two

    11 minOct 1, 2006

    Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.

  4. 4Swayze Crazy

    11 minOct 8, 2006

    Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

  5. 5Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

    11 minOct 15, 2006Now viewing

    Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

  6. 6Meth O.D. to My Madness

    11 minOct 22, 2006

    Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

  7. 7The Tiniest Princess

    11 minOct 29, 2006

    Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

  8. 8Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

    11 minNov 5, 2006

    Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

  9. 9Bubba Trubba

    11 minNov 12, 2006

    Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

  10. 10Burned and Reburned Again

    11 minNov 19, 2006

    Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

  11. 11Terminus Trouble

    11 minNov 26, 2006

    Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.

  12. 12Survival of the Dumbest

    11 minDec 10, 2006

    Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

  13. 13A Sober Sunday

    11 minDec 17, 2006

    Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.

  14. 14Rebel with a Claus

    11 minDec 24, 2006

    Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.