The Guzzle Bumpkin

1Dove in an Iron Cage

22 minOct 15, 2017

Justice is served, mayo free.

2The Guzzle Bumpkin

11 minOct 22, 2017Now viewing

Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!

3Jacksonville Jackass

11 minOct 29, 2017

Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.

4The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet

11 minNov 5, 2017

Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.

5The Ballad of the Latrine Marine

11 minNov 12, 2017

It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.

6Debased Ball

11 minNov 19, 2017

Early exploits himself for attention.

7Tortuga de Mentiras

11 minNov 26, 2017

Everyone lies and all the houses burn.

8Duel of the Dimwits

11 minDec 3, 2017

Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.

9The War On the War On Christmas

11 minDec 10, 2017

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!

10Dewey Two-ey

11 minDec 17, 2017

Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.