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The Fall Guy · S2 · E9

How Do I Kill Thee? Let Me Count the Ways

  • TV-PG
  • Dec 22, 1982
  • 47 min

A man is tricked into supplying computer tapes by using a fake auto accident and telling him the other victim died, thus making him a murderer. Two bumbling detectives take the case

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A man is tricked into supplying computer tapes by using a fake auto accident and telling him the other victim died, thus making him a murderer. Two bumbling detectives take the case

Season 2

23 episodes
  1. 1Bail and Bond

    47 minOct 27, 1982

    Colt and company go to Rio de Janeiro after a bail-jumper involved with money laundering. The local cop tells them to help him catch the Countess or else.

  2. 2The I'ves Have It

    47 minNov 3, 1982

    Terri sends Colt to Aruba to bring back a burglar, but it turns out she is one of twins and had a good reason for the breaking and entering, but which one did it?

  3. 3Colt's Outlaws (1)

    47 minNov 10, 1982

    Colt organizes his stuntman friends into a biker club to stop a man who runs the town of Littlefield and oppresses the citizens.

  4. 4Colt Breaks Out (2)

    47 minNov 10, 1982

    Colt organizes his stuntman friends into a biker club to stop a man who runs the town of Littlefield and oppresses the citizens.

  5. 5Mighty Myron

    47 minNov 17, 1982

    An orangutan in a carnival sideshow is accused of murder and slated to be destroyed, but some of the carnival workers want to save him.

  6. 6Reluctant Traveling Companion

    47 minNov 24, 1982

    A woman bail jumper demands she be returned by train rather than plane. She raises a ruckus and disturbs the man in the next compartment who happens to be Richard Burton.

  7. 7A Piece of Cake

    47 minDec 1, 1982

    A New York City police officer tries to take advantage of Colt in his scheme to frame a syndicate member.

  8. 8Hell On Wheels

    47 minDec 8, 1982

    Jody is persuaded to join a Roller Derby team, and steps are taken to see that she is hired, when they have to arrest one of the female skating stars.

  9. 9How Do I Kill Thee? Let Me Count the Ways

    47 minDec 22, 1982Now viewing

    A man is tricked into supplying computer tapes by using a fake auto accident and telling him the other victim died, thus making him a murderer. Two bumbling detectives take the case

  10. 10Win One for the Gipper?

    47 minJan 5, 1983

    Colt's cousin and a friend are kidnapped by some army men who want to have a winning football team.

  11. 11Happy Trails

    47 minJan 12, 1983

    Two con men sell a stolen car to Howie to use in the movie when he tells them the car will be smashed. The law begs to differ. When the conmen run, a posse of cowboy stars takes off after them

  12. 12Manhunter

    47 minJan 19, 1983

    Colt is sent off to Mexico to bring back two jewel thieves. An undercover private detective has the same objective.

  13. 13The Further Adventures of Ozzie & Harold

    47 minJan 26, 1983

    Ozzie is back. This time he has witnessed a murder while rag-picking. He temporarily regains his sanity, but not for long.

  14. 14Death Boat

    47 minFeb 2, 1983

    When a jewel thief has plastic surgery and takes a cruise to recover, Colt and insurance investigator Kay Faulkner join the cruise along with Howie and Jody who pretend to be an invalid and his nurse. Now if only they could identify the thief.

  15. 15Eight Ball

    47 minFeb 9, 1983

    Colt tries to dry out an alcoholic former pool expert and protect him from the mob, so he can enter and maybe win an upcoming competition.

  16. 16Spaced Out

    47 minFeb 16, 1983

    While the town is held spellbound by a purported UFO, the bank is being robbed. Jody is kidnapped and Colt traces the origin of the UFO, and it seems to rain money.

  17. 17Strange Bedfellows

    47 minFeb 23, 1983

    A wild tale in which a man who fails to convince Colt to bail out a woman, takes Jody hostage to further his cause. The woman has an urgent need to pick up a million dollars.

  18. 18The Molly Sue

    47 minMar 2, 1983

    Terri took the airplane as collateral and it was stolen, so Colt is sent to Panama to retrieve it or Ace. Anyone who watched the Rockford Files knows that Angel, played by Margolin, was never up to any good and he plays the skip the same way.

  19. 19One Hundred Miles a Gallon

    47 minMar 9, 1983

    The son of one of Colt's friends skips and Colt goes to South Carolina after him, but they aren't running moonshine like he thought and the regular drivers quit

  20. 20P.S., I Love You

    47 minMar 16, 1983

    Tab Hunter is framed for the murder of a debt collector and Colt sets out to find the real culprit.

  21. 21The Chameleon

    47 minApr 6, 1983

    A man who was a master of disguise takes part in an staged accident to cover the robbery of an armored car.

  22. 22The Chase

    47 minApr 13, 1983

    Max sees a murder in the parking lot where he was about to steal a car. He is arrested and the killers escape. Now he is the target.

  23. 23Just a Small Circle of Friends

    47 minMay 4, 1983

    An industrialist begs Colt to rescue his daughter from a cult which she thinks is great, but isn't quite what she believes.

Guest stars

Paul Williams
Jim Alquist