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1God Is Our Pilot

21 minMar 4, 2004

Chode and Gus embark on a time travel adventure to find out how the begining of time happened. Was it God or the "Big Bang" that create the universe? During their adventure, Chode alters the universe forever, but was this cosmic change a good one? Will Chode and Gus meet God, or will they meet their end?

2Mutilation Ball

21 minMar 11, 2004

The Mutilation Ball Championship game is coming up. The Confederation is set to take on The Dark Clowns. They haven't beaten the Clowns since their star player Malek retired. Chode and crew are assigned to find Malek and get him to make a one time comeback. In exchange for Chode's service the Confederation would drop all charges against him.

3Miss Galaxy 5000

21 minMar 18, 2004

Chode enters Six in the Miss Galaxy 5000 pageant in order to make $1 million. Chode and Darph Bobo are judges (having stolen the real judges ID badges). However, Darph Bobo's daughter, Babette, is also in the contest --- and is killing off all of her competition.

4Sidewalk Soiler

21 minMar 25, 2004Now viewing

The episode starts with hot Chode-on-android action, showcasing Chode's disinterest in Six's satisfaction. Their sexual games are discovered by Whip, who turns blind. Chode watches a commercial about shield devices available on a nearby planet, where he decides to go to make a bargain. On the planet Snozzle, polluting is punishable by the death penalty. After getting a free package of Clownzooka chew and spit gum, Chode is arrested and convicted of polluting after spitting his gum on the street. Chode is sentenced to death by public electrocution. While Six wants to rescue Chode, the others are more interested in letting him fry.

5The Devil and a Guy Named Webster

21 minApr 1, 2004

When the crew and ship plunge into a black hole, Chode is forced to sign a deal with the Devil to escape (and get an 80' plasma screen TV in the process), but comes to regret the arrangement.

6Totally Recalled

21 minApr 8, 2004

Gus is recalled and replaced with a new model, while Chode's grandfather shows up for a visit.

72001 Space Idiocies

21 minApr 15, 2004

Chode gets involved in a scheme by Dark Bobo to corrupt an innocent bunch of natives on a primitive planet.

8Power to the Peephole

21 minApr 22, 2004

The crew ended up on Floridia 7 and in the middle of an election between Dark Clown Confederation presidential candidates.

9Nature vs. Nurture

21 minMay 6, 2004

After a firefight with Darph Bobo the crew is forced to make an emergency landing on the planed Muldavia 5 (It's not the one with insatiable nymphos either to Chodes chagrin). On the planet Chode finds his long lost (and to him unknown), identical twin, HRH King Regis Philbrick ruler of all Muldavia. The twins decide to swap places, to try out each others life style. Chode soon finds the boring dreary side of being ruler with all the handshaking and baby kissing, and Regis sees the dangers of fighting dark clowns.

10Aliens, Guns & a Monkey

21 minMay 13, 2004

Chode and the crew land on a planet where everyone has guns, and a father and son need reuniting as only Chode can do.

11Emasculating Chode

21 minMay 20, 2004

Whip is abducted by Darth Bobo and Chode heads down to rescue him. Chode ends up losing a tentacle in the process and must now questions his masculinity as a result.

12Love Conquers All... Almost

21 minMay 27, 2004

After losing a load of cocoa butter that he was transporting, Chode needs to repay the cost of the cargo. There's a one million gold piece prize up for grabs, so Chode decides to try to play matchmaker and set up Commander Adam's son and Darph Bobo's daughter.

13Android Love

21 minJun 3, 2004

After Six takes T'nuk to a male strip bar, she finds that one of her old friends is working there.