The Simpsons · S5 · E22
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Homer teaches a class on marriage, but sharing secrets about his own union gets him kicked out of the house.
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Homer teaches a class on marriage, but sharing secrets about his own union gets him kicked out of the house.
Season 5
1Homer's Barbershop Quartet
23 minSep 30, 1993★ 8.0
Homer recalls when he, Apu, Barney and Principal Skinner became recording icons.
2Cape Feare
23 minOct 7, 1993★ 8.6
The Simpsons go incognito to avoid the newly paroled Sideshow Bob, who's out to get Bart.
3Homer Goes to College
23 minOct 14, 1993★ 7.7
Homer takes Nuclear Physics 101 at the local college, where he gets a trio of nerdy tutors expelled for extracurricular activities.
4Rosebud
23 minOct 21, 1993★ 8.1
Burns longs for a childhood toy that winds up in the grip of Maggie.
5Treehouse of Horror IV
23 minOct 28, 1993★ 7.9
Homer sells his soul; Vampire Burns invites the Simpsons for dinner; Bart sees a gremlin damaging his school bus.
6Marge on the Lam
23 minNov 4, 1993★ 7.6
Marge's wild night out with neighbor Ruth includes running from the police in Ruth's car, stolen from her ex.
7Bart's Inner Child
23 minNov 11, 1993★ 7.2
Springfield emulates Bart after he's praised by a self-help guru.
8Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood
23 minNov 18, 1993★ 8.1
After a reckless Squishee bender with Milhouse, Bart wakes to the shocking realization that he joined the Junior Campers. Lured by pocketknives and knot-tying lessons, Bart assimilates into the group but then must face the father-son rafting trip.
9The Last Temptation of Homer
23 minDec 9, 1993★ 7.9
Homer struggles with his attraction to new coworker Mindy, a beautiful engineer whose love for doughnuts is equal to his own.
10$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
23 minDec 16, 1993★ 7.9
Legalized gambling comes to Springfield, and Marge becomes addicted; Robert Goulet entertains at Bart's casino for kids.
11Homer the Vigilante
23 minJan 6, 1994★ 7.7
Homer leads a vigilante group to catch the Springfield Cat Burglar, who then robs the museum.
12Bart Gets Famous
23 minFeb 3, 1994★ 7.4
When an on-air remark catapults Bart to instant stardom, he finds that fame isn't all it's cracked up to be.
13Homer and Apu
23 minFeb 10, 1994★ 7.4
Homer accompanies Apu to the Kwik-E-Mart home office--in India--after Apu is fired.
14Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
23 minFeb 17, 1994★ 7.5
Lisa's outrage over the gender stereotypes reinforced by a new talking doll prompts her to confront the dollmaker.
15Deep Space Homer
23 minFeb 24, 1994★ 8.2
Homer and Barney compete to be the first "average" American in space.
16Homer Loves Flanders
23 minMar 17, 1994★ 7.8
Flanders' extra ticket to the big game makes him Homer's new best friend, a role that sorely tests Flanders' patience.
17Bart Gets an Elephant
23 minMar 31, 1994★ 7.4
Bart wins an elephant, but Homer won't let him keep it.
18Burns' Heir
23 minApr 14, 1994★ 7.7
Bart is picked to be Burns' heir and moves into the Burns mansion, prompting Homer and Marge to hire a deprogrammer to get him back.
19Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
23 minApr 28, 1994★ 8.0
Bart takes his dog to school, which gets Skinner fired, which in turn leaves Bart missing his archnemesis.
20The Boy Who Knew Too Much
23 minMay 5, 1994★ 7.7
Bart can clear Mayor Quimby's nephew of a charge of battery, but only by implicating himself as a hooky player.
21Lady Bouvier's Lover
23 minMay 12, 1994★ 7.2
Grandpa Simpson falls for Marge's mother, but loses out to a competitor; Bart gets ripped off shopping at home with Homer's credit card.
22Secrets of a Successful Marriage
23 minMay 19, 1994★ 7.5Now viewing
Homer teaches a class on marriage, but sharing secrets about his own union gets him kicked out of the house.
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