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Curb Your Enthusiasm · S1 · E2

Ted and Mary

  • TV-MA
  • Oct 22, 2000
  • 29 min
  • 7.5

Larry and Cheryl's fun-filled bowling date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen ends with Larry's shoes missing.

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About this episode

Larry and Cheryl's fun-filled bowling date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen ends with Larry's shoes missing.

Season 1

10 episodes
  1. 1The Pants Tent

    29 minOct 15, 20007.4

    An innocent bunch-up in Larry's trousers gives rise to an embarrassing situation.

  2. 2Ted and Mary

    29 minOct 22, 20007.5Now viewing

    Larry and Cheryl's fun-filled bowling date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen ends with Larry's shoes missing.

  3. 3Porno Gil

    29 minOct 29, 20007.6

    Larry sets off a bizarre chain of events (as he always seems to do) in which he is forced to attend a party at the home of a porno businessman.

  4. 4The Bracelet

    28 minNov 5, 20007.7

    Larry is continually thwarted in his effort to buy a bracelet as a peacemaking gift for Cheryl.

  5. 5Interior Decorator

    29 minNov 12, 20008.1

    Larry has some medical problems involving a certain bracelet. No biggy. Then larger problems arise when Larry finds out he shares the same interior decorator as Diane Keaton.

  6. 6The Wire

    30 minNov 19, 20007.6

    Hoping to bury an unsightly telephone wire dangling over their yard, Larry and Cheryl befriend a pair of bizarre neighbors who must approve the burial. The husband is an incompetent lawyer but a big Seinfeld fan, so to appease him Larry arranges to have Julia Louis-Dreyfuss come for a visit. But when the actress arrives, the lawyer is missing; he's been hired to defend Jeff in a case involving a destructive kid Jeff sponsored for a Fresh Air Fund camp. At Larry's house, Julia ends up buying a bracelet from the lawyer's wife -- the same kind Larry wanted in episode 4 -- only to later accuse Larry of stealing it after he buys a similar one for Cheryl.

  7. 7AAMCO

    27 minNov 26, 20007.2

    Jeff gets a new car, and when Larry takes it for a spin, a commercial comes on the radio for AAMCO, with a noise sounding much like a car horn from behind. Upon hearing this, Larry curses the man behind him, prompting the man to rear-end Jeff's brand new car. Also, Larry and Cheryl hold a dinner party.

  8. 8Beloved Aunt

    30 minDec 3, 20008.4

    When Cheryl's aunt dies, Larry is left in charge of the obituary. But when the newspaper accidentally places ""beloved c*nt"" instead of beloved aunt, things take an expected turn for the worse.

  9. 9Affirmative Action

    30 minDec 10, 20007.8

    Larry gets himself in trouble, when he makes a racist-like comment to Richard's friend. Also, Larry inadvertently loses Cheryl's prescription note.

  10. 10The Group

    31 minDec 17, 20008.3

    Larry runs into his old girlfriend, and she asks him to escort her to an incest-survivors meeting. Cheryl is asked to co-star in ""The Vagina Monologues"" when one of the actresses is sick.

Guest stars

Tim BagleyShoe Salesman
Candy FordJacket Saleswoman
Anne HaneyMary's Mother
Buck KartalianShoe Repair Guy
Joe LissShoe Thief
Louis MustilloGuy at Counter
Antoinette SpolarLarry's Receptionist
Mary SteenburgenMary Steenburgen
Ted DansonTed Danson