The New Adventures of Old Christine

1A Decent Proposal

30 minSep 24, 2008

Christine offers to marry Barb to help her stave off deportation. Meanwhile, Richard looks to pop the question to New Christine.

2How I Hate Your Mother

30 minOct 1, 2008

Richard begs Christine for the return of her old wedding ring which was an heirloom from his mother, in hopes of giving it to new Christine when he proposes.

3White Like Me

30 minOct 8, 2008

Barb's profile in a business journal brings in new clientele.

4Snakes on a Date

30 minOct 15, 2008

Christine has been burning the candle at both ends -- working hard and trying to be a good mom. Ritchie decides he wants to join the reptile club at school and tells Christine all she needs to do is get the permission slip in on time. When Christine realizes that she's forgotten yet again, she asks the Reptile Guy (Jeffrey Tambor) to make an exception. He says the only way he'll consider is if Christine will go on a date with him. As creepy as he is, Christine is determined not to let Ritchie down, and so she complies.

5Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie

30 minOct 22, 2008

Christine is distraught when Ritchie stops saying "I love you" to her. When she reveals her distress to Matthew, she also admits that she's been sleeping in Ritchie's room every night. Matthew tells her that if she's not careful, Ritchie will end up like him -- he can't go to sleep without talking to their mother. They spend the night helping each other break these habits.

6Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down

30 minOct 29, 2008

Christine and Barb prepare for a casual, non-relationship-seeking double date with two guys they meet at a video store, but jealousy arises when only one of them gets asked out for a second date.

7So You Think You Can Date

30 minNov 5, 2008

Christine and Richard have a dinner date with her new boyfriend, Patrick, (Tim DeKay a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") returns as her date.

8Self Esteem Tempura

30 minNov 12, 2008

A talent scout caught Ritchie's great school performance and he liked what he saw and offered him a audition to do a TV commercial, much to a thrilled Christine, but Richard won't approve of it and refuses to like him go.

9Rage Against the Christine

30 minNov 19, 2008

Christine thinks she has the perfect boyfriend, until he has a 'bizarre' reaction to her competitiveness after losing to her at tennis.

10Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?

30 minNov 26, 2008

Over a Thanksgiving visit, the discovery of a shared secret gives Christine a way to negate one of her mother's criticisms.

11Unidentified Funk (1)

30 minDec 10, 2008

The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise comes for an inspection and discovers that they have broken a contractual clause, risking the entire business. New Christine wants Richard to get a vasectomy.

12Happy Endings (2)

30 minDec 17, 2008

The girls change their building into a spa after learning that they can't get a loan to keep their gym afloat.

13Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal

30 minJan 14, 2009

Christine tries to make a good impression at the Parents Orientation. However, her behavior is anything but good when she recognizes one of the fathers as the boy she knew in junior high.

14What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas

30 minJan 21, 2009

New Christine loosens up during a bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw in Vegas.

15Reckless Abandonment

30 minFeb 11, 2009

With Barb and Mathew moving out and Ritchie leaving for science camp, Christine wants to prove she can take care of herself.

16Honey I Ran Over the Kid

Feb 18, 2009

After Ritchie hurts himself at a skateboarding party, Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting, and they begin competing to prove each other wrong. Matthew gets involved in a rebound relationship.

17Too Close for Christine

30 minMar 11, 2009

At first Christine is impressed when another mother considers her a "rock," but soon finds it's exhausting being responsible.

18A Change of Heart/Pants

Mar 18, 2009

Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, bring back memories of Ritchie's birth which, in turn, brings back feelings for one another.

19Hair

Apr 8, 2009

After the mothers at Ritchie's private school continue to take cheap shots at Christine, Christine decides to enroll him in public school.

20He Ain't Heavy

May 6, 2009

Mathew gets assistance in losing weight from fitness 'expert' Christine, but she soon realizes she can't shed off a few pounds herself.

21The Old Maid of Honor

May 13, 2009

Hoping to show she's fine with Richard and New Christine's wedding, Christine feigns being in love with Todd Watski—a ruse that proves difficult to pull off when he acts boorishly at the rehearsal dinner. Meanwhile, Matthew has an encounter with New Christine's sister, Amy.

22Love: A Cautionary Tale (1)

30 minMay 20, 2009

Christine finds out a secret about Jeff after they rekindle feelings for each other at Richard and New Christine's wedding. Matthew continues to date Amy, and Barb meets a possible love interest.