Archie Gets a Head

1Archie's Night Out

30 minSep 26, 1982

Archie reluctantly goes to a singles bar with Barney and Mr. Van Ranseleer, who picks up a lady.

2Gary's Ex

30 minOct 3, 1982

Gary's ex-girlfriend visits and demands attention from him, upsetting Billie.

3The Eyewitnesses

30 minOct 10, 1982

José and Raoul witness a mugging behind the restaurant, but are afraid to come forward because they are illegal aliens.

4Double Date

30 minOct 17, 1982

Archie won't let Stephanie go on a date, so Billie agrees to go along with Gary and make it a double date.

5From the Waldorf to Astoria

30 minOct 24, 1982

When José's artistic talents come out, they hold an art show in the bar.

6Stay Out of My Briefs

30 minOct 31, 1982

Billie gets a job as Gary's new secretary.

7Break a Leg, Stephanie

30 minNov 7, 1982

Stephanie hopes to attend an exclusive music school, but Archie is reluctant to let her do so.

8Archie Gets a Head

30 minNov 21, 1982Now viewing

Archie wants his own bathroom in the basement; the contractors are too expensive, so he hires José and Raoul to do the job.

9Barney Gets Laid Off

30 minNov 28, 1982

Billie talks Archie into giving unemployed Barney a job at the bar, which turns into disaster, and leaving Archie with a difficult decision.

10Marriage on the Rocks

30 minDec 12, 1982

When Archie decides to stand up the date Barney "forgot" to tell Archie he set him up with, she winds up taking a liking to Harry.

11Father Christmas

30 minDec 19, 1982

Billie is bitter when her estranged father comes for a Christmas visit, until she finds out the real reason her mother left.

12Teacher's Pet

30 minDec 26, 1982

Billie's Philosophy teacher makes passes at her.

13Captain Video

30 minJan 2, 1983

Lonely Barney enlists the help of a video dating service.

14The Promotion

30 minJan 9, 1983

After using CPR to save his uncle's life, Gary is considered for partnership in the family law firm.

15Three Women

30 minJan 16, 1983

Archie takes Stephanie to visit her wealthy grandmother. But when the truck fails to start, Archie becomes an unwanted supper guest at her home. Stephanie looks to her grandmother for answers about her mother.

16Relief Bartender

30 minJan 23, 1983

Archie reluctantly hires a woman bartender to help out Harry.But when he fires her because he is unhappy with having a lady bartender she files a discrimination lawsuit against Archie.Gary advises Archie to give her the job back.

17The Red Herring

30 minJan 30, 1983

Archie is shocked and angered when he finds out his close friend, Mr. Van Ranseleer, may have been a member of the communist party.

18The Boys' Night Out

30 minFeb 13, 1983

The boys' night out for Archie, Barney and Harry could turn into one of the wrong kind once they get caught in a gay nightclub.

19I Can Manage

30 minFeb 20, 1983

Archie falls hard for a woman he meets at a restaurant convention, unaware that she is married.

20Store Wars

30 minFeb 27, 1983

Murray (Martin Balsam) returns to recoup his investment in the bar. Archie gives him a hard luck story and Murray allows Archie Six more months to get his share of the bar sold.

21Bunker Madness

30 minMar 13, 1983

Stephanie is using Marijuana to fit in with her friends. When Archie finds the drug in his basement, He hits the ceiling and Billie takes the blame for Stephanie. Stephanie tells Archie the truth when he finds some boys smoking upstairs in the bathroom at her party.

22No One Said It Was Easy

30 minMar 27, 1983

Depressed Gary has a bout with alchoholism.

23Small Claims Court

30 minMar 28, 1983

Barney and Archie square off in court over a tv set that Archie purchased from Barney at a electronics store in which Barney accidentally broke while installing it at the bar.

24I'm Torn Here

30 minApr 4, 1983

Gary is jealous when he learns his old school rival is dating his ex- girlfriend,Billie. Billie is concerned about Garys feeelings and he tells her he would like to start dating her again but she wants to remain just friends with Gary.