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Suburgatory · S3 · E10

No, You Can't Sit With Us

  • TV-PG
  • Apr 23, 2014
  • 22 min

Tessa decides to mentor young social outcast in the Miss Chatswin pageant to make a statement; Victor goes missing while on a camping trip with George, Noah and Fred.

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About this episode

Tessa decides to mentor young social outcast in the Miss Chatswin pageant to make a statement; Victor goes missing while on a camping trip with George, Noah and Fred.

Season 3

13 episodes
  1. 1No Me Gusta, Mami

    22 minJan 15, 2014

    George hopes to rebuild his relationship with Tessa; upset about George and Dallas' breakup, Dalia shuns her mother.

  2. 2Victor Ha

    22 minJan 22, 2014

    Affected by empty-nest syndrome, Fred and Sheila take in a foster child; Tessa tries to disrupt George and Dalia's friendship.

  3. 3Open Door Policy

    22 minJan 29, 2014

    When George lets himself go after the breakup, a worried Tessa calls on George's dad for help; Tessa learns Ryan will be bringing his new girlfriend home.

  4. 4The Birds and the Biederman

    22 minFeb 5, 2014

    When Dallas sees George at the dog park, she recruits Dalia to negotiate her territory in Chatswin, while Tessa has to represent George’s interests. Tessa notices that Lisa is spending a lot of time with Ryan’s girlfriend, June, and Fred is worried that Sheila is distancing herself.

  5. 5Blame It on the Rain Stick

    22 minFeb 26, 2014

    When Noah is released from a court mandated anger management program, George is shocked to find a docile Noah has replaced his former hot-headed friend. Shaken by the change, George decides to put the new Noah to the test. Meanwhile, Tessa ditches “senior tanning” and meets a cool new age band hanging out at the park. The free spirited music group isn’t exactly what they appear

  6. 6About a Boy-Yoi-Yoing

    22 minMar 5, 2014

    When George becomes enamored with Chatswin’s latest hotspot…a juice bar, Tessa reminds him of their pact to not get sucked into Chatswin culture. This inspires George and Fred to take a trip to New York, which doesn’t turn out the way George had planned. Meanwhile, Tessa is pressured into attending Evan’s birthday party and reveals what she really thinks of him.

  7. 7I'm Just Not That Into Me

    22 minMar 12, 2014

    When Tessa drags Malik and Lisa to a college party, she meets a male version of herself and becomes enamored. They see eye-to-eye on everything and it's almost the perfect relationship. Meanwhile, Dallas enlists a matchmaker to set her and Dalia up, but the matchmaker convinces Dallas to date herself and she decides to get back to basics with a new look.

  8. 8Catch and Release

    22 minMar 26, 2014

    When Lisa decides to propose to Malik, Tessa isn’t sure how to support her friend and turns to George for advice. After Lisa’s proposal doesn’t go as planned, Tessa steps up and is inspired to fight for Ryan. Meanwhile, George believes his girlfriend Nora might be rude to her employees

  9. 9The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth

    22 minApr 2, 2014

    When Dallas’s mother passes away, she recruits Tessa to take a trip to the South with her to attend the funeral. During the trip, Dallas confronts her rivalry with her sister and her feelings toward her mother. Meanwhile, George, Noah and Fred go on a grouper that results in a stalker for Fred

  10. 10No, You Can't Sit With Us

    22 minApr 23, 2014Now viewing

    Tessa decides to mentor young social outcast in the Miss Chatswin pageant to make a statement; Victor goes missing while on a camping trip with George, Noah and Fred.

  11. 11Dalia Nicole Smith

    22 minApr 30, 2014

    When Dalia is rejected from the only college she applied to, Dallas is determined to help her daughter find her calling; George and Tessa go on a double date.

  12. 12Les Lucioles

    22 minMay 7, 2014

    Tessa struggles with the budget while planning Lisa and Malik's wedding; June warns Tessa to stay away from Ryan; Malik turns to George when his family decides to boycott the wedding; Sheila gives Lisa advice.

  13. 13Stiiiiiiill Horny

    22 minMay 14, 2014

    When Tessa joins a knitting circle, the age of her new friends surprises George; George writes a song dedicated to his muse; Malik and Lisa bicker.

Guest stars

Alan TudykNoah Werner
Emily Alyn LindNadia Nergen
Melanie HutsellNina Nergen
Bryson BarrettoVictor Ha
Caitlin CarmichaelParis
Hollie MeyerPageant Mom
Edie MothersbaughAlana
Sky BlissTalent Judge
BudaMusic Studio Engineer
Jacqueline JonesPageant Girl