Smallest Ant

1Bath of Beans

30 minSep 16, 2003★ 8.0

Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.

2Tallest Man

30 minSep 23, 2003★ 8.0

Daffyd is astounded to discover that someone else has bought his copy of Gay Times.

3Hard-Boiled Egg Eating

30 minSep 30, 2003★ 8.5

Lou and Andy visit the seaside, and there is a new member at Fat Fighters.

4Most Cigarettes in a Mouth

30 minOct 7, 2003

Dafydd is in denial at the hairdressers while Vicky appears in court.

5Biggest House of Cards

30 minOct 14, 2003

Andy wants a snake, and unscrupulous hypnotist Kenny Craig has some videos for sale.

6Smallest Ant

30 minOct 21, 2003Now viewing

There is good news for Dennis, and Marjorie Dawes bumps into Paul while out shopping.

7Largest Mince Pie

30 minOct 28, 2003

Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.

8Most People in a Mini

30 minNov 4, 2003

Sebastian helps with an important visit from the Italian Prime Minister, and Vicky Pollard goes back to school.