How to Pick Up Girls

1The Golden Child

23 minSep 18, 1991

When the Sinclair baby sprouts a golden horn, he is trumpeted as the prophesied King of the Dinosaurs.

2Family Challenge

23 minSep 25, 1991

When the Sinclairs' TV is wrecked, Earl enters the family on a game show to win a new set.

3I Never Ate for My Father

23 minOct 2, 1991

When Robbie flubs his initiation into the Young Males' Carnivore Association, Earl fears his son may be a herbivore.

4Charlene's Tale

23 minOct 9, 1991

Charlene gets a tail, which whips up strange feelings in Earl, whose little girl is no longer so little.

5Endangered Species

23 minOct 16, 1991

Earl buys Fran two rare grapdelites for dinner, unaware that they are the last of their species.

6Employee of the Month

23 minOct 23, 1991

Earl anticipates a promotion as he awaits a dinner with Richfield; Robbie brings home a "pet" human.

7When Food Goes Bad

23 minOct 30, 1991

Lurking in the Sinclair refrigerator are delectable creatures that go bad, very bad, while Charlene watches the baby.

8Career Opportunities

23 minNov 6, 1991

Robbie objects to the career--tree pusher--assigned to him by the "Job Wizard."

9Unmarried ... With Children

23 minNov 13, 1991

A liberated single female's ideas make Fran reconsider renewing her marriage license.

10How to Pick Up Girls

23 minNov 20, 1991Now viewing

Robbie gets pointers on how to approach girls from a streetwise contemporary named Spike.

11Switched At Birth

23 minNov 27, 1991

The Sinclairs learn that the baby might have been switched with another.

12Refrigerator Day

23 minDec 11, 1991

Earl's fridge is repossessed as the dinosaurs celebrate Refrigerator Day and the gift of cold storage.

13What Sexual Harris Meant

23 minDec 18, 1991

Earl helps Fran's friend Monica get a job as a tree pusher, but she's no pushover when she's harrassed by a predatory male.

14Fran Live

23 minJan 8, 1992

Fran gets a job on TV giving advice to dinosaurs, leaving Earl to learn how to cope with a wife who works.

15Power Erupts

23 minJan 15, 1992

A power struggle erupts between the Wesayso Corp. and Robbie after he invents a way to generate energy as a science project.

16The Clip Show

23 minJan 22, 1992

An archaeologist documents dinosaurs' way of life as they may have existed long ago, but clips from previous episodes tell a different story.

17A New Leaf

23 minFeb 5, 1992

A wild plant has a weird effect on the dinosaurs--it makes them dopey and happy, to the exclusion of everything else.

18The Last Temptation of Ethyl

23 minFeb 12, 1992

Earl thinks Old Ethyl has died, but she returns from the great beyond with the lowdown on the afterlife.

19Nuts To War (1)

23 minFeb 19, 1992

The four-legged dinosaurs encroach on the pistachio-nut supply of the "normal" dinosaurs...and that means war.

20Nuts To War (2)

23 minFeb 26, 1992

Earl, Roy and Charlene pose as entertainers and rush to the front to retrieve Robbie.

21And The Winner Is...

23 minMar 25, 1992

Earl throws his hat into the ring as a candidate for Chief Elder, but he's likely to have his head handed to him by his opponent, B.P. Richfield.

22Slave to Fashion

23 minApr 1, 1992

Charlene wants to make a fashion statement with an expensive coat, but the coat leads her into a vain attempt to achieve status.

23Leader of the Pack

23 minApr 22, 1992

When Robbie can't beat a gang of hoods (who keep beating him), he joins them.

24WESAYSO Knows Best

23 minMay 8, 1992

Wesayso insists Roy replace Earl as the father of the Sinclairs, who are selected as the Wesayso spokesfamily.