Nitrate

Tyler Perry's House of Payne

  • TV-PG
  • 2007–
  • 14 seasons
  • Comedy
  • 7.6

A multigenerational, working-class family experience life's struggles with faith, love and, most importantly, humor. Curtis, aka 'Pops', the uncle and head of the household, has house and home turned upside down when an unexpected event forces his nephew, CJ, and CJ’s kids to move in, putting three generations under one roof. This chaotic living situation takes its toll on cranky Pops, who is reluctant to have his routine disturbed. In addition to CJ’s family, Pops and Ella’s son, Calvin, a wise-cracking, broke college student, hangs out at home, making it impossible for any peace and quiet. It soon becomes evident just how wide the gap is, as the family tries to find a way to coexist through all of life’s hilarious ups and downs.

Episodes

46 episodes
  1. 1Where's the Payne?

    30 minNov 4, 2009

    A forced retirement for Curtis creates obstacles, but the drama spikes when Miranda goes missing. Elsewhere, Claretha returns without her said husband and moves in with Curtis and Ella.

  2. 2Recurring Paynes

    30 minNov 4, 2009

    Miranda remains missing, and her mother storms on over to the house. She blames Calvin for her disappearance and even called the police on him! She believes Calvin is a suspect in her vanishing. Meanwhile, CJ, Janine and Jazmine return, hoping to stay with Curtis and Ella. And a secret is unearthed regarding Curtis's forced retirement. Also, Jazmine has become very intelligent due to her being at a school for gifted children but it concerns the family because she is acting so weird.

  3. 3Wigging Out

    30 minNov 11, 2009

    Miranda finally returns and tells Calvin there is no baby. Despite his pleads, begs, and understanding Miranda refuses to let Calvin stay in the condo therefore, shocked and confused, Calvin must move back in with Curtis and Ella.Claretha decides to start a home business.

  4. 4Payne Speaking

    30 minNov 11, 2009

    Curtis protests his retirement at City Hall and C.J. reveals to Curtis that he's taking Curtis's job at the firehouse. Meanwhile, Ella battles with an innovative new pastor who plans to shut down the help center to make way for a new multi-media outreach program.

  5. 5Parental Payne

    30 minNov 18, 2009

    Calvin confronts Miranda, thinking she had an abortion. Meanwhile, the school casts Malik in its production of Othello but the supposedly bigot father of the white girl cast opposite Malik won't allow Malik to kiss her in the play.

  6. 6Payne, Payne Go Away

    30 minNov 18, 2009

    It's a revolving door at the Payne house when CJ, Janine and the children move out, and Floyd in turn moves in because of his divorce. Then there's Jazmine. The youngster, feeling ignored and jealous, makes the choice to run away.

  7. 7Marriage Paynes

    30 minNov 25, 2009

    All three of the Payne couples (Curtis and Ella, C.J.and Janine, and Calvin and Miranda) go on an eye-opening marriage retreat. At the end of the retreat, Miranda asks Calvin for a divorce. Meanwhile, Claretha and Floyd babysit for the twins while everyone is out of the house.

  8. 8Ms. Curtis

    30 minDec 2, 2009

    It's an awkward up-and-down meeting for Calvin and Miranda when they get trapped in an elevator together, their first encounter after she asked for a divorce. Meanwhile, Curtis unwittingly takes Ella's estrogen pills. At the end Miranda and Calvin finally overcome their marriage problems before they reach the dreaded "33rd Floor".

  9. 9Oh Christmas Payne

    30 minDec 9, 2009

    Family and friends share their different versions of the Nativity story when Jazmine fails to appreciate her gift from Ella (a wooden version of the Nativity scene).

  10. 10Til Payne Do Us Part

    30 minDec 23, 2009

    Curtis and Ella are shocked to learn that their not legally married, so Claretha and Floyd convince them to enjoy single life.

  11. 11Payneful Reunion

    30 minMar 3, 2010

    When Ella tries to arrange a family reunion, a chagrined Jazmine opposes the idea of connecting with her extended family. As such, Curtis and Ella set out to teach her a valuable lesson about honoring her family heritage.

  12. 12From the Mouths of Babes

    30 minMar 3, 2010

    The issue of birth control creates divisions between CJ and Janine. Meanwhile, surprise developments transpire when Calvin and Miranda spend a day with Jazmine.

  13. 13Blackout X 3

    30 minMar 10, 2010

    A blackout ironically sheds light on all three Payne couples when Curtis, CJ and Calvin are taken away from their televised football game and keep company with their wives.

  14. 14Lady Sings to Blue

    30 minMar 10, 2010

    The Paynes worry that the newly happy Janine might be returning to drugs after her erstwhile dealer arrives. And Curtis is turning Japanese---that is, he becomes captivated by Japanese culture

  15. 15Something Brewing

    30 minMar 17, 2010

    Janine cares for her dying former dealer, jeopardizing her relationship with C.J.; Floyd and Curtis launch a beer-brewing business. While at the help center C.J. and Janine pray that Blue will be led to Heaven while dying.

  16. 16Seal of Approval

    30 minMar 17, 2010

    Malik decides to join the ROTC, upsetting Janine. And Curtis is fired up when he's hired by the fire department---but it's not in the capacity he expected.

  17. 17Payneful Pie

    30 minMar 25, 2010

    Ella breaks some news, which only creates a downturn in Curtis' financial plans. Elsewhere, Calvin squares off against Miranda's critical mother.

  18. 18How Do You Like Your Roast?

    30 minMar 25, 2010

    Curtis is the man of honor at a surprise retirement party. In other developments, a case of puppy love blooms for Jazmine.

  19. 19Curtis Sings the Blues

    30 minMar 31, 2010

    Curtis spirals into a depressive funk following successive life-altering events, but he gets support from a very unlikely source. In other developments, Calvin and Miranda compete against CJ and Janine in a bid for a weekend getaway.

  20. 20Firestorm

    30 minMar 31, 2010

    During a fire routine a fireman dies under CJ's authority and he blames himself. Meanwhile, Ella studies a book at school and recommends the literary work to Miranda and Claretha.

  21. 21Heartbeat

    30 minApr 7, 2010

    A pregnancy scare upends Calvin and Miranda's world. Elsewhere, Curtis' sales scheme lands him in trouble with the law.

  22. 22Through the Fire

    30 minApr 7, 2010

    Janine's mother (Anne-Marie Johnson) arrives, to a downcast CJ's immense annoyance. Elsewhere, Curtis is a flop during his guest-star role on a morning TV show.

  23. 23The Bible: King Payne's Version

    30 minApr 14, 2010

    Ella futilely tries to fit in with college-age peers in her study group; Curtis offers his own unique spin on religion when he teaches at Jazmine's Bible school.

  24. 24Matured Investment

    30 minApr 14, 2010

    A different side of Calvin opens up when he cares for Calvin Jr. Elsewhere, new neighbors arrive---and they have unique notions about relationships.

  25. 25Who's Your Daddy, Now?

    30 minApr 21, 2010

    Daddy issues plague CJ, who at long last meets his birth father. Elsewhere, Curtis tries not to miss a beat when he helps Jazmine choose a musical instrument.

  26. 26Feet of Clay

    30 minApr 21, 2010

    Curtis' old pal resurfaces, only to emerge as a much different person than before. Additionally, Calvin works to awe a nursery-school recruiter in the hopes of getting his child enrolled.

  27. 27Date Night X 3

    30 minApr 28, 2010

    The Payne men are pressured to take their wives out on the town, resulting in some poor date fate.

  28. 28Watch the Son Shine

    30 minApr 28, 2010

    Calvin and Ella work on a school project. Meanwhile, Curtis anticipates his first post-retirement interview and gets pointers from Malik.

  29. 29The Drinking Game

    30 minMay 5, 2010

    Malik and a pal are home alone, and they exploit that freedom. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella have dinner at a top-notch restaurant, but the evening lacks flavor when Curtis tangles with a snobby waiter.

  30. 30Who's on Top?

    30 minMay 5, 2010

    CJ meets his new boss. Meanwhile, Floyd's ex-wife reappears, pulling Ella and Curtis into the dramas of a messy love triangle.

  31. 31Help! Help! Help!

    30 minMay 12, 2010

    When the help center must close due to a flood, Ella is forced to work at home, resulting in a chagrined Curtis and a flow of dramas. Elsewhere, a serious accident affects the Paynes.

  32. 32Stinging Payne

    30 minMay 12, 2010

    CJ tries to create a trap for his new boss and enlists Curtis to help him. Elsewhere, Calvin and Miranda's financial condition worsens.

  33. 33Worth Fighting For

    30 minMay 19, 2010

    Malik tries to win over an upperclassman by dueling with a bully. Meanwhile, Calvin puts into motion a plan to solve his financial problems.

  34. 34Who's Your Nanny

    30 minMay 19, 2010

    The mother of Calvin's child reappears and breaks stunning news. Meanwhile, the family must hire a nanny due to Janine's new work schedule.

  35. 35The Chef

    30 minMay 26, 2010

    Malik cooks up a scheme to impress his girlfriend, lying to her that he's a gourmet chef. Desperate, he then turns to Curtis to help him prepare a tasty dish. Meanwhile, Calvin's second job keeps him away from Miranda.

  36. 36My Fair Curtis

    30 minMay 26, 2010

    Floyd hopes to win Claretha's heart. Cut to Curtis and Ella, who are enlisted to help him. In addition, CJ's boss bombards him with more lusty advances.

  37. 37Rest for the Weary

    30 minJun 2, 2010

    Calvin falls into a perilous circumstance when he takes on two jobs. Meanwhile, Janine's home life suffers when she scores a promotion.

  38. 38Thug Life

    30 minJun 2, 2010

    Big Jesse reappears and inches closer to Ella, triggering jealousy in Curtis. Elsewhere, Malik faces the consequences of hanging out with some bad folks.

  39. 39Rehabilitation

    30 minJun 9, 2010

    CJ protests when Malik's crime partner makes an appearance. Meanwhile, Curtis starts a barbershop in the backyard.

  40. 40A Payne in Need Is a Pain Indeed

    30 minJun 9, 2010

    Tracie's unexpected visits to the house come under scrutiny. Elsewhere, Curtis is enlisted as CJ and Janine's babysitter.

  41. 41House Guest

    30 minJan 5, 2011

    Ella provides assistance to a domestic-abuse victim named Monica. Monica turns out to be a friend of Janine's and moves in with her and C.J as their new nanny. In other events, Jazmine and CJ anticipate a father-daughter dance.

  42. 42Payne Showers

    30 minJan 5, 2011

    Ella and Miranda's mother complicates Miranda's baby shower. As for the men, Curtis throws Calvin a "man shower". Tracie makes moves at Calvin when she shows up to the party but when he pushes, she takes Calvin Jr. away from him and Miranda.

  43. 43Playing With Fire

    30 minJan 12, 2011

    Janine's friend, Monica, has moved in and transformed herself and the house. Meanwhile, Miranda confronts Tracie and she puts up drastic measures at suing Calvin for child support.

  44. 44When the Payne's Away

    30 minJan 12, 2011

    While Janine is taking an overnight trip with her boss, Monica keeps the house warm and cozy with C.J. Meanwhile, Calvin tries to help Miranda prepare for labor pains, but this preparation doesn't go as planned.

  45. 45Beginnings

    30 minJan 19, 2011

    Curtis and Ella think it is time to move. They soon realize that their house is the gem that holds their family together.

  46. 46Payne-ful Resolution

    30 minJan 19, 2011

    Calvin is graduating from school. Miranda is about to go into labor with their child, but Calvin is then arrested for back child support. Meanwhile, Janine shares an intimate moment with her boss, Roland. In the ending moments of the episode, CJ intentionally kisses Janine's friend Monica. Feeling guilty, Monica tries to leave but unfortunately, Janine is at the door, resulting in a cliffhanger.

Where to watch Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Free with ads

No subscription needed

Stream

Included with a subscription

Availability from JustWatch, via TMDB. Full listing for United States

Series cast

LaVan DavisCurtis Booker T. Payne436 episodes
Cassi DavisElla Williams-Payne436 episodes
Allen PayneClarence 'C.J.' Payne Jr.436 episodes
Doc ShawMalik Payne436 episodes
Lance GrossCalvin Payne436 episodes
Keshia Knight PulliamMiranda Lucas-Payne361 episodes
China Anne McClainJazmine Payne325 episodes
Demetria McKinneyJanine Shelton-Payne202 episodes
Quin WaltersLaura195 episodes
Ahmarie HolmesLisa173 episodes
Denise BurseClaretha Jenkins130 episodes
Palmer Williams Jr.Floyd Jackson108 episodes
Susie CastilloMercedes Hernandez11 episodes
Bart Hansard2 episodes
Cedric Pendleton2 episodes
Shannon WilliamsDisc Jockey2 episodes
Robinne Lee1 episode
Tyler Perry1 episode

More like thisShows TMDB viewers also watched