Dead Men Tell No Amusing Anecdotes

1The Announcer Who Died at the End of the Announcement

Nov 7, 2011

Adam Sandler, Christina Tosi and musical guest Joe Jonas

2Happy One Year Anniversary to Us, and to Lisa and Greg Drucker of Wayne, New Jersey

Nov 8, 2011

Julie Bowen, Travis Rice and comedian Maria Bamford

3Mime Riot

Nov 9, 2011

Joel McHale, Cheryl Hines and comedian Jesse Popp

4The Illiterate Merderer

Nov 10, 2011

Kirsten Dunst, Chris Hardwick and musical guest Mariachi El Bronx

5The Postman Always Rings Ten Times. What's His Problem?

Nov 14, 2011

LL Cool J, Grayson MacLean and comedian Christian Finnegan

6Dead Men Tell No Amusing Anecdotes

Nov 15, 2011Now viewing

Jeff Goldblum, Adam Scott and musical guest Childish Gambino

7Siri Shows Her Boobs

Nov 16, 2011

Nicole Polizzi, Rob Riggle and musical guest Pegi Young and the Survivors

8A Man for All Flu Seasons

Nov 17, 2011

Kristen Stewart, Jimmy Pardo and comedian Pete Holmes

9Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your DVDs of "Breaking Bad" Season 3

Nov 28, 2011

Jason Segel, Shaun-T and musical guest Das Racist

10What Happens in Vegas is Typically Pretty Sad

Nov 29, 2011

Nathan Fillion, Angela Kinsey and musical guest Morrissey

11Bye-Bye, Albino's Alibi

Nov 30, 2011

Claire Danes, Nick Kroll and comedian Michael Kosta

12Indiana Jones and the Temple of Wait, This Isn't a Temple It's a Walmart!

Dec 1, 2011

Zooey Deschanel, Harland Williams and comedian Laurie Kilmartin

13The Bourne Ultimate Frisbee Tournament

Dec 5, 2011

Alec Baldwin, Damon Wayans Jr. and musical guest Yelawolf

14What the Butler Smelled

Dec 6, 2011

Sofia Vergara, Paul F. Tompkins and comedian Tig Notaro

15Tell My Wife I Love Her, and Tell My Secret Wife I Love Her Even More

Dec 7, 2011

Michael Moore, Ellie Kemper and comedian Sean Patton

16Armageddon Comes to Quiznos

Dec 8, 2011

Jeremy Piven, Mike Mizanin and musical guest Blink 182

17Return to A-Hole Acres

Dec 12, 2011

Rob Lowe, Donald Faison and musical guest Noel Gallagher

18It's a Wonderful Life Because of the Internet

Dec 13, 2011

Bob Costas, Nick Frost and comedian Nick Vatterott

19Miracle Whip on 34th Street

Dec 14, 2011

Christoph Waltz, Mike Zohn & Evan Michelson and musical guest Deer Tick

20The Island of Misfit Roys: Scheider Edition!

Dec 15, 2011

Dax Shepard, Kunal Nayyar and musical guest Dawes

21Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, but Only to Visit His Mistress Danielle

Dec 19, 2011

Seth MacFarlane, Elle Fanning and musical guest The Klezmatics

22Happy Chanukah - I Mean, Hanukah - I Mean, Hanukkah

Dec 20, 2011

Patton Oswalt, Kevin Lee and comedian Joe Mande

23The Stockings Were Hung - To Send a Message to the Other Stockings

Dec 21, 2011

Charles Barkley, Marc Maron and musical guest John Pizzarelli

24Christmas Eve Not Christmas Steve

Dec 22, 2011

Thomas Haden Church, Claire Smith and musical guest Glen Campbell

25May Old Acquaintances Be De-Friended

Jan 3, 2012

Gary Oldman, Judy Greer and musical guest Everlast

26Out with the Old, in with the Hastily-Repainted Old

Jan 4, 2012

Emmy Rossum, Dave Attell and musical guest Chris Isaak

27Manuary 5th - The Day of the Dude

Jan 5, 2012

Johnny Galecki, Mindy Kaling and comedian Tom Papa

28Oh My God, Baby New Year Got Into the Medicine Cabinet!

Jan 9, 2012

Seth Green, David Cross and musical guest Gavin DeGraw

29Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y

Jan 10, 2012

Chelsea Handler, Billy Eichner and musical comedy by Doyle & Debbie

30The Integrity Episode, Brought to you by Pall Mall Cigarettes

Jan 11, 2012

Jack McBrayer, Justin Verlander and comedian Dwayne Perkins

31The Mime Whisperer

Jan 12, 2012

Ricky Gervais, Wladimir Klitschko and musical guest James Durbin

32The Mayan "Dilbert Cartoon-A-Day" Calendar

Jan 16, 2012

Kate Beckinsale, Stephen Merchant and musical guest St. Vincent

33The Guy Who Actually Went to the Gym he Joined on New Year's Day

Jan 17, 2012

Antonio Banderas, Fred Armisen and musical guest Blake Mills

34Operation Orgy: Journey to Coitus Cove

Jan 18, 2012

Shaun White, Jordan Peele and musical guest Sammy Adams

35This Episode Would Like you to Join its LinkedIn Network

Jan 19, 2012

Billy Gardell, Gina Carano and comedian Owen Smith

36The Formerly Lesbian Mad Scientist Who Really, Really Experimented in College

Jan 23, 2012

Casey Anderson, Morena Baccarin and musical guest Wilco

37The Bourne Again Ultimatum

Jan 24, 2012

Sam Worthington, Julie Nunes and world champion whipcracker Adam Winrich

38Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes!

Jan 25, 2012

Elizabeth Banks, Timothy Olyphant and comedian John Mulaney

39We Need the Funk, If It's Not Too Much Trouble Would Like to Have That Funk.

Jan 26, 2012

Cuba Gooding Jr, Jon Heder and musical guest They Might be Giants

40A Watched Pot Never Boils, and Other Total Lies

Jan 30, 2012

Maya Rudolph, Chris Gethard and musical guest Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.

41The Man Who Got his Money's Worth at Starbucks

Jan 31, 2012

Simon Helberg, Chris Kyle

42The Dr. Wizard of Dr. Oz

Feb 1, 2012

Ringo Starr, Mark Moffett

43Double-Vision Theater Presents: The Lady With Incredible Ta-ta-ta-tas

Feb 2, 2012

John Krasinski, Jenny Slate and musical guest Evanescence

44The Lonely Scent of a Lean Cuisine

Feb 6, 2012

Kristen Bell, Bret McKenzie and comedian John Roy

45"High-Four Me!" Said the Woodshop Teacher

Feb 7, 2012

Dr Phil McGraw, Keegan-Michael Key and musical guest Alabama Shakes

46The Creature From the Recently Gentrified Lagoon

Feb 8, 2012

Martin Short, Jon Bernthal and musical guest Dr Dog

47Cheap Applause From the Best Audience In the World

Feb 9, 2012

Carol Burnett, Jon Glaser and musical guest Graffiti6

48Mr. Peanut's Peanut Allergy

Feb 13, 2012

Ice T & Coco, Adam Parry and musical guest Wale featuring Miguel

49The Last-Minute Gift at CVS That Got Greg Laid

Feb 14, 2012

Reese Witherspoon, RZA and a special performance of the live action graphic novel 'The Intergalactic Nemesis'

50Luck be a Man Dressed as a Lady Tonight

Feb 15, 2012

Tom Arnold, Curt Schilling and comedian Myq Kaplan

51Die Hard 5: Let's Not Die Quite So Hard, I've Got Chronic Back Pain

Feb 16, 2012

Steve Martin, Rebecca Romijn and musical guest Cake

52The 24th Annual NERF® Product Expo

Feb 21, 2012

Amanda Seyfried, Andy Lewis & the US Pro Team and musical guest Fun.

53Justice has a Middle Name and it's Eric

Feb 22, 2012

Jennifer Aniston, Ron and Amy Shirley and comedian Jay Larson

54Annie, Get Your Glock

Feb 23, 2012

Kevin Nealon, Mike Epps and musical guest Dhani Harrison

55Death Wish 6: Natural Causes

Feb 27, 2012

Artie Lange & Nick DiPaolo, Beth Behrs and musical guest Chiddy Bang

56The Douche Who Lost His Bag

Feb 28, 2012

Betty White, Ken Marino and musical guest Young Jeezy featuring Ne-Yo

57Godzilla Vs. His Own Body Issues

Feb 29, 2012

Khloe Kardashian Odom, Jeb Corliss and comedian Matt Knudsen

58If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck, It's a Little Person Dressed as a Duck

Mar 1, 2012

Megan Mullally, Steven Ho and musical guest Mona

59Low-Brow OCD Theater Presents: Pull My Finger 40 Times

Mar 5, 2012

Zac Efron, Kirby Bliss Blanton and musical guest Joe Louis Walker

60Virginia Is for Lovers, But So Is My Van

Mar 6, 2012

Don Cheadle, Elisha Cuthbert and musical guest Wzrd

61Bridesmaids Revisited

Mar 7, 2012

Ed Helms, Melissa Rauch and comedian Kumail Nanjiani

62The Rendezvous With Destiny That Was Pushed Back to April

Mar 8, 2012

Jon Hamm, Rob Riggle and comedian Mike Lawrence

63She Maces Me, She Maces Me Not

Mar 19, 2012

Ewan McGregor, David Mizejewski and comedian Dana Gould

64Honey, I Shrunk the Show

Mar 20, 2012

Shaquille O'Neal, Steve Schirripa and musical guest Sharon Van Etten Special miniConan episode that takes place on a shrunk down version of the Conan set.

65The Dark Knight Dies From Rubber Suit Induced Heat Exhaustion

Mar 21, 2012

Will Ferrell, Dr. Sanjay Gupta and musical guest Jasmine Van Den Bogaerde

66El Episodio Con El Título Español

Mar 26, 2012

Kristin Chenoweth, Liam Hemsworth and comedian Moshe Kasher

67Godzilla Versus Robocalling Mothra

Mar 27, 2012

Josh Hutcherson, Simon Pegg and musical guest Macy Gray

68That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Think I'm Doing This Suicide Thing Wrong

Mar 28, 2012

Dana Carvey, Mayim Bialik and musical guest Donovan

69The Lonely Life of Albert Peniseyebrows

Mar 29, 2012

Christian Slater, Eliza Coupe and musical guest Galactic

70Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's

Apr 2, 2012

Neil Patrick Harris, Kate Micucci and musical guest Yuna

71Ding Dong! The Witch Is Selling Amway.

Apr 3, 2012

Mike Tyson, Chris Elliott and comedian Cy Amundson

72Lucy in the Sky With Amazingly Realistic Diamelles™

Apr 4, 2012

Seann William Scott, Maria Menounos and musical guest Heartless Bastards

73The Member of Styx Who Got Laid More When he Stopped Saying he Was a Member of Styx

Apr 5, 2012

Aziz Ansari, Christina Hendricks and musical guest Good Old War

74Fruit by the Foot, Regret by the Mile.

Apr 9, 2012

Cory Monteith, Matt Kemp and comedian Tim Minchin

75Flash Mob on the Bounty

Apr 10, 2012

Jason Biggs, Phil and Willie Robertson and musical guest M. Ward

76Where in Carmen Sandiego Is Waldo?

Apr 11, 2012

Larry David, Lena Dunham and musical guest Craig Morgan

77How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Google the Ways.

Apr 12, 2012

Nicole Richie, Jim Gaffigan and musical guest Arctic Monkeys

78The Bourne Thingamajigee

Apr 16, 2012

Kevin Hart, Brittany Snow and musical guest First Aid Kit

79The Doomsday Device (Batteries Not Included)

Apr 17, 2012

Patton Oswalt, Gabrielle Union and comedian Bo Burnham

80Nine Hairy Guys in a Hot Tub Built for Five

Apr 18, 2012

Sean Hayes, Paul F. Tompkins and musical guest Girls

81Extremely Slow Murder on the Orient Local

Apr 19, 2012

Kunal Nayyar, Krysten Ritter and musical guest Emeli Sande

82I Believe the Children are our Future D-Bags

Apr 23, 2012

Kathy Griffin, Morgan Spurlock and comedian Erin Foley

83How Much for That Doggie on the Roof of your Car?

Apr 24, 2012

Simon Helberg, Jerry Crowley and musical guest Haley Reinhart

84I Like Big Butts and I Can Still Lie

Apr 25, 2012

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Brian Posehn and musical guest Ben Kweller

85What are you Doing With My Freak On?

Apr 26, 2012

Jack Black, Simon Doonan and musical guest Ingrid Michaelson

86The Day the Earth Stood too Close to the Barbecue

May 7, 2012

Metta World Peace, Matt Walsh and musical guest The Lumineers

87Are All Guys Named Jared Kinda Dicky?

May 8, 2012

Piers Morgan, Ben Falcone and musical guest Ed Sheeran

88Table for Two, Said the Fatman

May 9, 2012

Joel McHale, Nina Dobrev and comedian Reggie Watts

89Anthony Michael Hall Kidnapped My Family. This Is Not a Show Title. I'm Begging You! Call the Police!

May 10, 2012

Tom Selleck, Zosia Mamet and musical guest The Wombats

90You're Gonna Get Your Ass Tapped in Prison, Charlie Brown

May 15, 2012

Bill Maher, Gregg Allman and comedian Hannibal Burress

91The Thingy of Finite Imagination

May 16, 2012

Liam Neeson, Marc Maron and comedian Brody Stevens

92Episode 257: Literally

May 17, 2012

Wanda Sykes, Brooklyn Decker and musical guest Rufus Wainwright

93The Channing Tatum Ultimatum

May 22, 2012

Tracy Morgan, Bar Refaeli and comedian Trevor Boris

94This One has a Wardrobe Malfunction

May 23, 2012

Howie Mandel, Alice Eve and comedian John Ramsey

95The Little Engine That Could, But Held Out For More Money

May 24, 2012

Josh Brolin, Alison Brie and musical guest White Rabbits

96The Girl Who Said, "It's Not You, It's Me" and Actually Meant It

Jun 4, 2012

David Mizejewski, Aaron Paul and musical guest Neon Trees

97The Boy with ADD Who... Is That a Butterfly?

Jun 5, 2012

Charlize Theron, Curtis Stone and musical guest Bahamas

98My Eyes Are Up Here, ArchBishop Desmond Tutu!

Jun 6, 2012

Jennifer Love Hewitt, Breckin Meyer and musical guest JD McPherson

99E-vite to a Murder

Jun 7, 2012

Chris Hemsworth, Malin Akerman and comedian Jonah Ray

100And the Wind Cries, "Sausage"

Jun 11, 2012

Chicago - Jack McBrayer and musical guest Grace Potter & the Nocturnals

101The Devil in the White Suburb

Jun 12, 2012

Chicago - Andy Samberg and musical guest Eric Hutchinson

102The Gnocchi From Skokie That Sang Karaoke

Jun 13, 2012

Chicago - Johnny Galecki and musical guest Kids These Days

103The Day Lake Michigan Got Renamed What It Should've Been Called In The First Place - Lake Illinois!

Jun 14, 2012

Chicago - Adam Sandler, T.J. Miller and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

104Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Bris

Jun 18, 2012

Martin Short, Aubrey Plaza and musical guest The Spring Standards

105Descartes Presents: Dude, Why's My Car?

Jun 19, 2012

Sharon Osbourne, Ashley Fiolek and comedian Chad Daniels

106The Lion, the Witch, and Some Crap from the Container Store

Jun 20, 2012

Mitt Romney's Sons, Rob Corddry and musical guest Shinedown

107A Buncha Crap We Came Up With This Afternoon

Jun 21, 2012

Seth Meyers, Jordana Brewster and musical guest The Avett Brothers

108Godzilla vs. The Board of Education

Jun 25, 2012

Mila Kunis, Joel Stein and comedian Rory Scovel

109The House of Usher, and the Cramped Studio Apartment of Sisqó

Jun 26, 2012

Russell Brand and musical guest Big K.R.I.T

110John Carter 2: Just Kidding, That Will Never Happen

Jun 27, 2012

Chris Pine, Anthony Mackie and musical guest El-P

111Puss in Ugg Boots

Jun 28, 2012

Mark Wahlberg, Billy Eichner and musical guest Infantree

112Dracula Meets the Mummy, and the Two Hit It Off Swimmingly

Jul 16, 2012

Denis Leary, Steve Byrne and comedian Cristela Alonzo

113Das Re-Boot: Revenge of the '80s Movie Reference

Jul 17, 2012

Elijah Wood, Claire Smith and musical guest Kip Moore

114Martin Short Meets Justin Long

Jul 18, 2012

Bryan Cranston, Globe of Steel and musical guest Walk the Moon

115Slaughterdeath 4: Hurtfest in Scartown

Jul 19, 2012

Freida Pinto, Chris Hardwick and comedian Sebastian Maniscalco

116The Quick Case of the Easily Solved Mystery

Jul 23, 2012

Kevin Nealon, Ashley Benson and comedian Beth Stelling

117Mission Impossible 5: Flatulence Protocol

Jul 24, 2012

Eric McCormack, Eric Andre and musical guest The Xx

118Are You There, God? It's Me, a Narcissistic Jerk Who Thinks He Can Talk to God

Jul 25, 2012

Kate Beckinsale, Doug Fine and musical guest Tennis

119Something, Something Japanese

Jul 26, 2012

Ben Stiller, Olivia Munn and musical guest Flo Rida

120Jolt Cola Explosion at the Old Reference Factory

Jul 30, 2012

Colin Farrell, Angie Harmon and musical guest thenewno2

121Fear and Loathing and Boredom in Albany

Jul 31, 2012

Jeff Daniels, Chantal Sutherland and musical guest The Fray

122The Shark Who Took Small Bites and Chewed Carefully

Aug 1, 2012

Jon Cryer, Moon Bloodgood and musical guest Jason Mraz

123Audit at Fiscal Point

Aug 2, 2012

Will Ferrell and musical guest Tenacious D

124Understatement in Hyperbole Town

Aug 6, 2012

Eric Stonestreet, Dominic Monaghan and musical guest Norah Jones

125The Little Engine That Could, But Chose Not to for Ethical Reasons

Aug 7, 2012

Lisa Kudrow, Vince Gilligan and musical guest Grouplove

126The Green Lantern 2: Just Kidding, That Won't Happen

Aug 8, 2012

Steve Carell, Ronda Rousey and musical guest Ziggy Marley

127Penny for Your Thoughts and a Dollar for Your Social Security Number

Aug 9, 2012

Matt LeBlanc, Travis Pastrana and comedian Andy Haynes

128The Land That Time Totally Blanked On

Aug 27, 2012

Dax Shepard, Wendy Williams and musical guest Silversun Pickup

129Are You There God? It's Me, Murder

Aug 28, 2012

Isla Fisher, Dean Norris and musical guest Andrew W.K.

130Retweet This Title and Get Big Savings on Your Next Purchase of Conan Cereal!

Aug 29, 2012

Kristen Bell, Rebel Wilson and musical guest Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen

131The Pimp with the Limp Who Loved to Eat Shrimp

Aug 30, 2012

Kyra Sedgwick, Mike Birbiglia and comedian Dominic Dierkes

132The Improbable Rise of John Yeastlessbread

Sep 4, 2012

David Mizejewski, Kunal Nayyar and comedian Todd Barry

133The Mayan Hunky Firefighter Calendar

Sep 5, 2012

Lauren Graham, Rob Delaney and musical guest Best Coast

134Then the Clock Struck 12, 11 Central Time, 10 Mountain Time

Sep 6, 2012

Seth Green, Mary Lynne Rajskub and musical guest Milo Greene

135The Murder of Steve Victim

Sep 10, 2012

Kelsey Grammer, NeNe Leakes and musical guest The Head and the Heart

136The Surpirisingly Well-Adjusted Later Life of Honey Boo Boo

Sep 11, 2012

Eva Longoria, James Marsden and comedian Roy Wood Jr.

137Green Eggs and Jon Hamm

Sep 12, 2012

Bob Costas, Lake Bell and musical guest The Hives

138One Hundred Years of Solitude (Thanks a Lot, Garlic)

Sep 13, 2012

Steven Ho, James Van Der Beek and musical guest The Walkmen

139The Incredible Stuff of Non-Specific Guy

Sep 17, 2012

Simon Cowell & Demi Levato and musical guest Nancy & Beth

140Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around the Corner Fudge Is Outsourced to India

Sep 18, 2012

Chris Colfer, Adam Scott and comedian Nikki Glaser

141The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer

Sep 19, 2012

Simon Helberg, Anna Kendrick and musical guest Delta Rae

142Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Wildlife Federation

Sep 20, 2012

Ricky Gervais, Tig Notaro and musical guest Frank Turner

143Catcher in the Rye 2: The Catchening

Sep 24, 2012

Elizabeth Banks, Jordan Peele and musical guest Animal Collective

144The OCD Postman Always Rings Twice, Forty Times in a Row

Sep 25, 2012

Nathan Fillion, Bill Burr and musical guest Band of Horses

145Journey to the Return of Revenge Against the Fight

Sep 26, 2012

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Emily Deschanel and comedian Jamie Lee

146Beach Blanket Bunker: The Untold Story of Hitler and His Prize Surfboard

Sep 27, 2012

Jake Gyllenhaal, Karen Gillian and musical guest The Chevin

147Butt Slayer 4: Rise of the Non-Butts

Oct 1, 2012

Rashida Jones, Adam DeVine and musical guest The Shins

148The Berenstain Bears Quietly Convert to Judaism

Oct 2, 2012

Timothy Olyphant, Ashley Greene and comedian Hari Kondabolu

149The Overpriced Organic Grapes of Wrath

Oct 3, 2012

Jennifer Garner, Terry Crews and musical guest Tegan & Sara

150License and Wegistwation, Said the Baby Cop

Oct 4, 2012

Jenny McCarthy, J.J. Abrams and musical guest Slash featuring Myles Kennedy & The Conspirators

151Never Bring a Knife to a Hot Dog Eating Contest

Oct 15, 2012

Patton Oswalt, Cheryl Hines and musical guest Michael Kiwanuka

152Love Potion Number MGD 64

Oct 16, 2012

Kevin Nealon, Steven Yeun and musical guest Ty Segall

153Return and Return and Return to OCD Mountain

Oct 17, 2012

Anthony Anderson, Alex Wagner and musical guest Ellie Goulding

154Fool Me Thrice, Shame on Amnesia

Oct 18, 2012

Jeff Goldblum, Maggie Q and comedian Sean O'Connor

155There's Something Suspicious About Professor Murder

Oct 22, 2012

Aziz Ansari, Chuck Lorre and musical guest Kendrick Lamar

156Seth Swisher's Sushi Switcharoo

Oct 23, 2012

Will Arnett, Erin Burnett and musical guest Harry Shearer

157When a Pterodactyl Is in the Next Stall, the P Is Silent

Oct 24, 2012

Rainn Wilson, Elisha Cuthbert and musical guest Two Door Cinema Club

158A Man, a Tan, a Terrible Plan

Oct 25, 2012

Simon Baker, Kaitlin Olson and comedian Reggie Watts

159Part Four 6: Part Twelve

Oct 29, 2012

Krysten Ritter, Blake Griffin and musical guest Bob Mould

160Where There's Smoke, There's Gladys the Smoker

Oct 30, 2012

Katey Sagal, Hunter Pence and extreme pumpkin carver Tom Nardone

161Dracula Meets Frankenstein, But Only for Coffee

Oct 31, 2012

Chelsea Handler, Nat Faxon and musical guest NeedToBreathe

162The AARP Guide to Sexting

Nov 1, 2012

John C. Reilly, Casey Wilson and musical guest Cory Chisel and The Wandering Sons