The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show

1The General

30 minSep 30, 1957

Gracie agrees to help a newlywed couple keep their marriage a secret from the boy's father.

2Too Much Pot Roast

30 minOct 7, 1957

Ronnie has trouble concentrating on his college studies due to his obsession with his female classmates. Gracie provides a solution.

3The Texan Italian

30 minOct 14, 1957

Gracie attempts to make over Bonnie Sue McAfee into an Italian actress in an effort to advance her movie career.

4An English Tea

30 minOct 21, 1957

Gracie tries to impress the mother of Ronnie's English girlfriend by renting copies of old masters paintings to decorate the house and arranging for Harry Morton to impersonate George.

5September And May

30 minOct 28, 1957

6The Star Maker

30 minNov 4, 1957

Gracie tries to help a backward Texan pass his college tests.

7The African Hunter

30 minNov 11, 1957

8One Little Fight

30 minNov 18, 1957

9With Or Without Glasses

30 minNov 25, 1957

Three weeks ago, Gracie persuaded Alfred Kramer to stop wearing his glasses. Now, she must do the reverse, so that Alfred can bring his grades up to par.

10A Box Of Cigars

30 minDec 2, 1957

Ralph's girlfriend, Imogene, is a candidate for homecoming queen, and he and Ronnie are campaigning for her. Gracie suggests that they hand out cigars to potential supporters, and gets Von Zell involved in a scheme to appropriate George's new box of cigars for this purpose.

11Misery Loves Company

30 minDec 9, 1957

Ralph's girlfriend, Imogene, has deserted him and he is down in the dumps. Gracie feels compelled to help make him feel better by demonstrating to him that everyone else feels as miserable as he does.

12A Hole In The Carpet

30 minDec 16, 1957

Gracie trips and falls in the Wilshire Dept. Store and gets into some convoluted negotiations with the store's insurance adjustor.

13How To Wrap A Mink

30 minDec 23, 1957

Ronnie is working at the Wilshire Dept. Store as a wrapper, Harry Morton and George are planning cheap gifts for their wives for Christmas, and Harry Von Zell has an old racoon coat. These circumstances, plus Gracie and Blanche's desire for mink, sustain this lively episode.

14Invitation To The Party

30 minDec 30, 1957

A mis-delivered party invitation creates a sensitive situation as Gracie attempts to mitigate the problem and enhance Blanche's popularity.

15The Stolen Car

30 minJan 6, 1958

Ronnie is attempting to become a reporter on the college paper, but needs to come up with a sensational story. Brian McAfee has just been given a new Lincoln, and Gracie has some ideas about using the car to help Ronnie get a scoop.

16Ronnie Finds a Friend An Apartment

30 minJan 13, 1958

George and Gracie come to an erroneous conclusion when Ronnie helps a school buddy find an apartment

17McAfee And The Manicurist

30 minJan 20, 1958

Mr. McAfee has become infatuated with a manicurist. Bonnie Sue, believing the woman is only after her father for his money, consults Gracie for advice. Harry Von Zell once again gets involved, and this time he really gets into trouble due to George's meddling with the plan.

18Too Many Fathers

30 minJan 27, 1958

Jerry Gilbert has given his girlfriend, Sandy, the impression that the Burns' house belongs to his parents, and Gracie decides to further the charade by posing as his mother. But who will play his father? Could it be George, or Von Zell, or Harry Morton perhaps?

19The Accident

30 minFeb 10, 1958

Harry Morton's safety record is in jeopardy as he collides with another car while driving with Gracie as a passenger. Complications arise when the driver of the other car is a young lady who attracts the interest of Ronnie.

20The Japanese Texan

30 minFeb 17, 1958

Gracie is approached by Ronnie and Bonnie Sue for help in getting Bonnie Sue the role of a Japanese girl in an upcoming movie.

21Hypnotizing Gracie

30 minFeb 24, 1958

Despite inner misgivings, George Burns allows Gracie to meet a hypnotist and his worst fears are realized when Gracie emerges from the meeting with a completely different personality.

22Gracie Is Brilliant

30 minMar 3, 1958

Gracie's still a brain trust tonight, and she's about to make a killing on a quiz show. Talking with neighbor Harry Morton is more interesting now than jabbering with Blanche and husband George. It's all good fun, but the best scene comes at the beginning when George cooks breakfast for Gracie.

23Ronnie's Fan Club

30 minMar 10, 1958

The story revolves around ten year old Edie Westrope, who is the president and only member of her own Ronnie Burns fan club. And, by the way, she happens to have a gorgeous older sister.

24Frozen Passion

30 minMar 17, 1958

George discusses the production of a movie with producer Jack Bradley. Gracie attempts to cast family and friends in the movie. Things get more complicated as Harry Morton's father pays a visit.

25High Blood Pressure

30 minMar 24, 1958

A very frustrating episode for George: first, he has a lot of trouble getting out of the house to play golf, and then Gracie decides to use him in a scheme to help Mr. Jansen the plumber pass a physical exam.

26Softening The Professor

30 minApr 7, 1958

A spring show tonight as Harry von Zell falls in love, neighbor Blanche Norton buys an expensive outfit, and son Ronnie Burns cuts his college classes. Gracie helps each one and fouls them all up nicely.

27The Publicity Marriage

30 minApr 14, 1958

Ronnie has a young girl pestering him, and when Gracie tries to stop her by saying Ronnie is married, the news hits the papers. Lots of scenes with the youngsters tonight, and not quite enough of Gracie and Blanche.

28Blanche Gets a Jury Notice

30 minApr 21, 1958

Harry Morton is happy to learn that wife Blanche has been summoned for a month's jury duty. When he calls the judge to be sure they accept Blanche, Harry is only thinkin g about enjoying a month of peace and quiet. But the judge suspects it is a ruse to avoid serving on a jury. In the confusion, Gracie manages to get her name on the list for jury duty too.

29Gracie And The Jury

30 minApr 28, 1958

Gracie creates mayhem as a juror on a counterfeiting case. She confounds the judge and her fellow jurors with her usual antics, and her mishandling of the evidence ultimately gets Harry Von Zell into big trouble.

30Ronnie Makes A Record

30 minMay 5, 1958

George convinces a recording executive that son Ronnie should make a record. But Gracie thinks George is the one who wants the record contract.

31Ronnie's Royalty Check

30 minMay 12, 1958

Gracie worries that Ronnie will spend his money foolishly when he receives the first royalty check for his new recording. Then a pretty blond singer pays visit a visit to Ronnie, and Gracie is sure the girl is after his money!

32A Visit From Charles Vidor

30 minMay 19, 1958

Movie director Charles Vidor pays a visit to George. He is looking for a master of ceremonies for the annual dinner of the Screen Directors' Guild.

33Ronnie Goes Into The Army

30 minMay 26, 1958

It looks as if Ronnie is going to be drafted, so Gracie decides to prepare her son for the discipline of Army life. She adapts the Burns household to a military routine, in the hope that Ronnie will become acclimated more easily.

34Locked Out

30 minJun 2, 1958

In an attempt to help her family, Gracie upsets George's dealin gs with a television executive, and almost breaks up Ronnie's romance with a hat-check girl. George feels it's the last straw when Gracie also loses the house key, at exactly the wrong moment!

35The Week In New York

30 minJun 9, 1958

Gracie makes plans to go to New York with her friend Blanche, but she doesn't tell George about the proposed trip until she's ready to leave. Ronnie decides to take advantage of his mother's absence to plan a birthday party for his girlfriend.

36The June Wedding

30 minJun 16, 1958

When Ronnie mixes up the hotel reservations for his newly married friends Frank and Linda, George and Gracie feel it's their duty to invite the newlyweds to spend part of their honeymoon in the Burns home. During their stay with the Burnes, the young couple casts a romantic spell over Gracie, Blanche and Bonnie Sue, Ronnie's girl.

37Summer School

30 minJun 23, 1958

Ronnie is making plans to have a Ronnie Burns Entertainment Troupe at Big Bear Lake during his summer vacation. But when George finds out what Ronnie's grades were, he decides that Ronnie should attend summer school instead.

38The Grammar School Dance

30 minSep 8, 1958

Ronnie's romance with a current flame runs into a snag when he is coerced into escorting a young girl to a grammar school prom.

39The Exchange Student

30 minSep 15, 1958

A visit from a foreign-exchange student throws the Burns household into turmoil. Ronnie fears his girl friend Bonnie Sue will desert him in favor of the handsome Frenchman.