The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show

1The Kleebob Card Game

30 minOct 12, 1950

Gracie and Blanche want to go to the movies and George and Harry want to go to the fights. George tries to trick Gracie with a made-up card game called Kleebob.

2Gracie the Artist

30 minOct 26, 1950

After going to an art museum, Gracie believes she can become a great artist. She begins her art career by painting a portrait of George.

3The Property Tax Assessor

30 minNov 9, 1950

George Burns delivers a monologue on how he met Gracie while she bollixes the tax assessor and frustrates George and Harry with their football knowledge.

4Harry Morton's Private Secretary

30 minNov 23, 1950

When Harry Morton hires a new secretary, Blanch and Gracie suspect that he has hired a beautiful girl. Meanwhile, a pretty high school student drops by the Burns home to interview George for her high school newspaper, Blanche and Gracie assume that the girl is the person Harry just hired.

5Gracie's Checking Account

30 minDec 7, 1950

Gracie returns George's Xmas gifts before he has seen them because he always exchanges them anyway. The banker, Mr. Vanderlip has a talk with the Burnses about Gracie's odd check writing system.

6Gracie's Christmas

30 minDec 21, 1950

At Christmas, Gracie tells about the Christmases she had as a child.

7Rhumba Lessons

30 minDec 28, 1950

George and Harry need dancing instruction, but don't want it.

8Happy Hmm-Hmm

30 minJan 4, 1951

Looking at the calendar, Gracie finds that a date has been circled. But why?

9To Go or Not to Go

30 minJan 18, 1951

George and Harry Morton want to go duck hunting, but Gracie and Blanche want to go to Palm Springs.

10St. Bernard

30 minFeb 1, 1951

Gracie finds a stray St. Bernard dog so she brings him home. She tries to teach him tricks, such as how to fetch George's golf clubs which displeases George.

11Live Show #11

30 minFeb 15, 1951

When Blanche discovers that Harry has been holding out money from his paycheck to go to the racetrack, she leaves him and stays with the Burnses.

12The Income Tax Man

30 minMar 1, 1951

The income tax man gets frustrated trying to understand Gracie's tax deductions.

13Live Show #13

30 minMar 15, 1951

The Vanderlips are having a dinner party, but have not invited Blanche and Harry.

14Johnny Velvet's Day in Court

30 minMar 29, 1951

Gracie witnesses an car accident that involves gangster Johnny Velvet. Velvet and his attorney try to intimidate Gracie into testifying in his favor.

15George is Sick

30 minApr 12, 1951

George is sick. People keep bringing him food to help him gain strength and recover.

16Teenage Girl Spends the Weekend

30 minApr 26, 1951

Emily Vanderlip stays with the Burnses while her parents are out of town and Gracie tries to help her with her schoolwork.

17Live Show #17

30 minMay 10, 1951

Harry Morton sells a lot in the neighborhood to some out-of-state people.

18Too Much of the Mortons

30 minMay 24, 1951

The Vanderlips plan a costume party. To get ideas on costumes, Gracie goes to a travel agency to look at the photos in the brochures.

19Live Show #19

30 minJun 7, 1951

Gracie's old school friend Mamie Kelly visits the Burnses.

20Live Show #20

30 minJun 21, 1951

Harry Morton would rather go fishing than visit Blanche's mother.

21Too Much of the Mortons

30 minJul 5, 1951

George comes to the conclusion that he and Gracie are seeing too much of the Mortons. He devises a plan to trick Blanche and Harry to go out of town for the weekend so he and Gracie can use the Mortons' pool by themselves. Complications ensue.

22Silky Thompson Moves to Beverly Hills

30 minJul 19, 1951

Gangster Silky Thompson wants to move into George and Gracies's neighborhood.

23Gracie's Vegetarian Plot

30 minAug 2, 1951

Gracie and Blanche read a diet book. They invite the author to speak at the meeting of their club, the Beverly Hills Uplifters Society. Gracie and Blanche are so inspired by the speech that they serve their husbands nothing but vegetables.

24Space Patrol Kids Visit

30 minAug 16, 1951

Trouble starts when Mamie Kelly and her three children park their trailer in the Burns backyard.

25Live Show #25

30 minAug 30, 1951

Gracie gets into trouble ordering appliances from a real-estate client of Harry Morton.

26Gracie Prepares a Wedding

30 minSep 13, 1951

Gracie invites problems by holding a home wedding.