MXC

1Food Service vs. Hobbyists

30 minJul 31, 2003

People with hobbies take on food service employees to see who's got what it takes to survive elimination. Kenny discusses his leisure activities, and the Captain shares his opinion on hobbies with the contestants. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Saddle Sores; Wallbangers; Log Drop

2Hi-Tech vs. Civil Service

30 minAug 7, 2003

Computer nerds and city workers go head to head. Games include: Dope on a Rope; Circle Jerkers; Swamp Gassers; Brass Balls

3Cable TV Workers vs. White House Employees

30 minAug 16, 2003

Finding out who's more ruthless: cable TV workers or White House employees. Meanwhile, Kenny remembers a White House tour. Games include: Rotating Surfboards of Death; Door Jam; Mine Games; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom

4Reality TV vs. Animal Lovers

30 minAug 21, 2003

Real life and wild life battle it out like animals on this episode of MXC, as reality TV stars face off against animal specialists. Games include: Window Pain; Dash to Death; Loogie Launch; Endangering Species; Log Drop

5Toy & Games vs. Office Workers

30 minAug 28, 2003

The battle looms between office workers and toy makers in this MXC battle. Games include: Holes of Glory; Skidmarkers; Log Drop; Chum in the Mouth

6Beauty Pageants vs. Military Personnel

30 minSep 11, 2003

Can the military take down the big lacquered hair, perfect bodies and personalities of the beauty pageant contestants? Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Turtle Hurdlers Crossing the Poo-Tomac; Pole Riders; Boulder Dash

7Entrepreneurs vs. Hotel Staff

30 minSep 18, 2003

Hoteliers go head-to-head with entrepreneurs in this battle. Captain Tenneal speaks on the dangers of hotel rooms. Games include: Dirty Muddy Balls; Saddle Sores; Staff Infectors; Rotating Surfboard of Death

8Former Olympians

30 minSep 25, 2003

In this episode, former Olympians from America battle former Olympians from the rest of the world. Kenny and Vic try to conceal their USA pride. The Captain hangs out with pop sensation Pey'once. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Dope on a Rope; Dash to Death; Log Drop

9Entertainment Media vs. Unions

30 minOct 2, 2003

Members of entertainment media take on union workers on this episode of MXC. Vic and Kenny discuss the benefits of union employment. Games include: Window Pain; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Muddy Runs; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom

10Wedding Industry vs. Trucking Industry

30 minOct 9, 2003

The battle rages between those who help people get hitched and those who hitch trailers. Also, Vic and Kenny get a visit from some truckers, and Ken practices his future work as a Justice of the Peace. Games include: Mudd Butlers; Tour de Grand Prix; Brass Balls; Nut Baggers

11Financial Industry vs. Alcohol Industry

30 minOct 16, 2003

MXC goes under the lights for the first nighttime edition as Wall Street's Bulls and Bears challenge Bourbon Street's distillers and beer makers. Also, Vic preaches to Kenny about the dangers of alcohol. Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Eat Shitake; Pole Riders; Log Drop

12Real Monsters vs. Commercial Mascots

30 minOct 30, 2003

It's a monstrous edition of the world's toughest reality sports show in town as product mascots, captained by Pissin' Boots, the mascot of Cat-Scat Kitty Litter challenges real monsters, captained by Clamula, whose reeking breath kills people for miles around as we celebrate All Hallow's Eve. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Intestinal Fortitude; Dry Balls

13Fast Food vs. Aerospace

30 minNov 6, 2003

The battle would be settled between the aerospace workers and the fast food employees in MXC's Arctic Edition. Games include: Sno' Man's Land; Frozen Wallbangers; Sperm Wheelers; Frigid Slope of Icy Death