Charlie Wants an Abortion

1The Gang Gets Racist

23 minAug 4, 2005★ 7.5

The guys hire Dee's friend, Terrell to promote the bar. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to prove that he is not a racist.

2Charlie Wants an Abortion

23 minAug 11, 2005★ 8.1Now viewing

A girl from Charlie's past reveals they have a child together. Mac sees the benefits in being a pro-life advocate, while Dennis uses an abortion rally to meet women.

3Underage Drinking: A National Concern

23 minAug 18, 2005★ 8.2

After reminiscing about high school, the guys conclude that it would be a public service if they allowed teens to drink in the bar, thus providing a safe and controlled environment for teens to party. Feeling that she missed out on a lot as a teenager due to having to wear a brace for her scoliosis, Dee begins dating a high school jock.

4Charlie Has Cancer

23 minAug 25, 2005★ 7.8

After discovering that he might have cancer, Mac and Dennis attempt to find a woman who will sleep with Charlie. In the midst of their search, Mac falls in love with a transsexual he meets at the bar named Carmen. Overwhelmed by the extra workload that she had to take on since Charlie has taken a leave of absence, Dee tries to get Dennis to hire a recently out of work actress friend to help out.

5Gun Fever

22 minAug 30, 2005★ 7.5

The guys buy a gun after the bar's safe is stolen.

6The Gang Finds a Dead Guy

23 minSep 8, 2005★ 8.1

Mac and Dennis befriend a patron found dead at their bar in order to win the affection of his granddaughter.

7Charlie Got Molested

19 minSep 15, 2005★ 8.1

Charlie and Mac's old high school gym teacher is accused of molestation.