Roseanne

1Inherit the Wind

23 minSep 12, 1989

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.

2The Little Sister

23 minSep 19, 1989

Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.

3Guilt by Disassociation

23 minSep 26, 1989

Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.

4Somebody Stole My Gal

23 minOct 3, 1989

After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.

5House of Grown-Ups

23 minOct 10, 1989

Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.

6Five of a Kind

23 minOct 24, 1989

A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

7BOO!

23 minOct 31, 1989

The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

8Sweet Dreams

23 minNov 7, 1989

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.

9We Gather Together

23 minNov 21, 1989

On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.

10Brain-Dead Poets Society

23 minNov 28, 1989

Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

11Lobocop

23 minDec 5, 1989

When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.

12No Talking

23 minDec 12, 1989

Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.

13Chicken Hearts

23 minJan 2, 1990

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

14One for the Road

23 minJan 9, 1990

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

15An Officer and a Gentleman

23 minJan 23, 1990

When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

16Born to Be Wild

23 minJan 30, 1990

Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.

17Hair

23 minFeb 6, 1990

Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.

18I'm Hungry

23 minFeb 13, 1990

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

19All of Me

23 minFeb 20, 1990

Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

20To Tell the Truth

23 minFeb 27, 1990

Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.

21Fender Bender

23 minMar 20, 1990

Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.

22April Fool's Day

23 minApr 10, 1990

On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.

23Fathers and Daughters

23 minMay 1, 1990

In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.

24Happy Birthday

23 minMay 8, 1990

Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.