The Great White North

1One On the Town

90 minMay 15, 1981

Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.

2Polynesiantown

90 minMay 22, 1981

Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.

3Southside Fracas

90 minMay 29, 1981

Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.

4Repeats

90 minJun 19, 1981

A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.

5Lunchtime Street Beef

90 minJul 3, 1981

Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."

6Moral Majority

90 minJul 10, 1981

Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.

7Pledge Week

90 minJul 17, 1981

SCTV holds a pledge drive.

8Bouncin' Back To You with The Tubes

90 minJul 24, 1981

Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.

9The Great White North

90 minJul 31, 1981Now viewing

Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.

10CCCP 1

90 minOct 16, 1981

SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.

11I'm Taking My Own Head, Screwing It On Right, and No Guy's Gonna Tell Me It Ain't

90 minOct 23, 1981

Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.

12Zontar

90 minOct 31, 1981

The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.

13Walter Cronkite's Brain

90 minNov 6, 1981

David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.

14Doorway To Hell

90 minNov 20, 1981

Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.

15The Godfather

90 minDec 11, 1981

A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.

16SCTV Staff Christmas Party

90 minDec 18, 1981

Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.

17Teacher's Pet

90 minFeb 12, 1982

Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.

18Midnight Video Special

90 minFeb 19, 1982

Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.

19The Great White North Palace

90 minApr 16, 1982

Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.

20Pre-Teen World Telethon

90 minApr 23, 1982

The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.

21The People's Global Golden Choice Awards

90 minMay 1, 1982

When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.

223D Stake From The Heart

90 minMay 14, 1982

Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.

23Pet Peeves / The Happy Wanderers

90 minMay 21, 1982

Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.

24Chariots Of Eggs

90 minJun 5, 1982

Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.

25Battle Of The PBS Stars

90 minJul 16, 1982

Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.

26Rome, Italian Style

90 minOct 15, 1982

On the SCTV Foreign Film Festival, Angelo loses control of his fantasies.

27The Days Of The Week / Street Beef

90 minOct 22, 1982

Everything comes to a head at Clay and Sue Ellen's wedding; Johnny meets a valuable ally at the bar.