Mind Your Language

1Never Say Die

Jan 4, 1986

Mr Brown mistakenly believes that Miss Courtney is dying.

2Too Many Crooks

Jan 11, 1986

Two crooks rob the shop of Ranjeet's cousin when he is in charge. To evade capture, they hide in the school.

3Easy Come Easy Go

Jan 18, 1986

The students have seven draws on the football pools and stand to win thousands of pounds if they can get one more!

4Fifty Years On

Jan 25, 1986

It's Miss Courtney's birthday, and finding Ingrid's mink coat in her office, she assumes that it's a present...

5Time and Tide

Feb 1, 1986

Mr Brown finds himself in deep water when he takes the students down the River Thames to improve their knowledge of English history.

6Ghoulies and Ghosties

Feb 8, 1986

Mr Brown scoffs at the suggestion that the school is haunted.

7Mama Mia

Feb 15, 1986

Giovanni's mother visits him at the school.

8A Rash Decision

Feb 22, 1986

Mr Brown and all the students catch a rash and fever, and soon they are admitted to a quarantine ward.

9Wedding Fever

Mar 1, 1986

Juan is accidentally locked in the school on the night before his wedding!

10Everybody's Out

Mar 8, 1986

There is discontent when the students form their own union.

11The First Lady

Mar 22, 1986

Mr Brown is suffering from flu and has a bizarre dream involving destruction at the school.

12Teacher's Pet

Apr 5, 1986

Mr Brown brings his neighbour's dog to class.

13End of Term

Apr 12, 1986

The school is closed and Miss Courtney is busy preparing for a European tour, while Mr Brown and the students arrive to find out how they have fared in their examinations.